Boyah Goes Nsider: The Finale (s) to Boyah Goes Nsider

[Andrew1911]

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Did you enjoy your role in this one?  hur;

[mariofreak55]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Did you enjoy your role in this one?  hur;

yaya

[Silverhawk79]

Awesome. awesome;
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FURRIES RAPED ME
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[Andrew1911]

Silver, you are scarred for life.  dawkins;

[Silverhawk79]

Silver, you are scarred for life.  dawkins;

AAAAAAAAAAAa
AAAAAAAAAAAA
FURRY AAAAAAAAA
Oh wait, that's my cat. sweat;

[Andrew1911]

Chapter 4: Double Team

To make up for Mariofreak's disasterious mission to find Andrew1911's hideout, The Oggmonster had to go outside on three seperate missions. Ogg asked Silver to accompy him to Power On. Silver agreed to help him. Mariofreak said, "Alright, guys, it's 1:00 clock on the Eastern sea board so you have a hour to find Andrew1911 before the little kids rush in. If you don't make it back in time... Here's hoping your death will be quick and painless. Good luck." Mariofreak pushed the teleport button and they were teleported into Power On.

The streets were empty except for a few stragglers. They heard laughing and noticed a low key building with a light on. Ogg said, "Alright, Silver. I'm going to go up and spy on them. You stay here and keep look out. Remember to use the Cthulhu call when you find trouble." Silver nodded. Ogg entered through a back window and crept up the decrypt stairs slowly... He heard voices upstairs. "So, you raped that kid?" "Yeah, it was hard with no lube, though. Still felt good. Funny as hell." Ogg knew this must be where the Outsiders are and took out a camera.

He took pictures of the meeting and saw Obolisk, Kaki, Supermarioxx, and Captain Caps Lock inside discussing the rape of a small Nsider they found. Caps said, "I say we eat his carcass. Yay or nay?" Three yays emerged and the feast began. It was grotesque as Kaki immediatly tore the boy's penis off and began to eat it vigriously. Ogg couldn't help but laugh at the irony of this. Unfortunately for Ogg, Caps heard the laughter. Caps excused himself after eating a thigh. Obolisk shrugged, "More ass for me."

Ogg had to hide quickly. He noticed a curtain behind him and hide in it. Caps went down the stairs and walked towards the kitchen. Ogg found this opportunity too beautiful to miss. He slowly moved into the kitchen and grabbed a kitchen knife. He walked behind Caps and pulled a Sam Fischer. He held the knife to Caps's throat and said, "Where is Andrew1911?" Caps laughed, "That asshole? I'll give you directions if you want. He's in Outsider... Oh, wait, you can't get in there since you're stuck here, you stupid fucking Boyaholic!" Caps's screaming made the Outsiders upstairs realize they were under attack.

Ogg screamed, "FUCKBALLS!" He cut Caps's throat and jumped out the window from the second floor... Right onto Silver. Silver shouted, "YOU STUPID FUCK! YOU HURT ME!" Ogg apologized and felt his wrist hurt. He saw that his Mickey Mouse watch had cut into his arm. He looked at the time... It was 2:00. Ogg whispered, "Run." Silver said, "What?" Ogg screamed, "RUN!" Ogg began to ran for his life to the directionary board. Silver laughed, "What's going to happen?" Silver looked behind him to see thousands of rampaging little kids, logging into Power On... And they were headed for Silver.

Silver screamed, "FUCK!" One little kid shouted, "NO BAD LANGUAGE PLZ!1!11" As Silver began to run to the directionary board, the Outsiders finally emerged from the building. Luckily for Silver, they all ran into the streets and right into the rampaging little kids. Supermarioxx was the first to collapse and screamed as Jeremey110 stampeded over his throat, choking him to death. Kaki was felt up by every single little kid until she decided to kill herself using her long fingernail to slice her throat. Obolisk put up a fight, punching Sigger in the temple. But, alas, he could not fight off thousands of little kids. He eventually sank into the pile and died a slow and painful death.

Our heroes finally made it back to the Boyah Cave before they were crushed to death. Mariofreak said, "So, how did it go?" Ogg said, "Well, the only way we can get to Andrew1911 is to find someway to get to Outsider. Can we pull a Neo and infilirate an Outsider's body?" Mariofreak scoffed, "No. What are you, retarded? That's impossible to do."

[mariofreak55]

I told you guys Ogg was retarded.

[Andrew1911]

I told you guys Ogg was retarded.

Ogg hasn't had sex with a morbidly obese black chick so he wins.

[mariofreak55]

I told you guys Ogg was retarded.

Ogg hasn't had sex with a morbidly obese black chick so he wins.

...


kratos;

[Andrew1911]

NOTE: Mariofreak55 was killed in a freak accident. Taking over his role in the series is Patrick Stewart playing the role of Reaper. Reaper had faked his death and hid among the rotting corpses until he realized that he was safe. After Reaper was safe, he decided to make a raft to escape the island. Reaper luckily found the tear and entered Nsider. He was able to find the Boyah Cave and was debriefed.

[mariofreak55]

NOTE: Mariofreak55 was killed in a freak accident. Taking over his role in the series is Patrick Stewart playing the role of Reaper. Reaper had faked his death and hid among the rotting corpses until he realized that he was safe. After Reaper was safe, he decided to make a raft to escape the island. Reaper luckily found the tear and entered Nsider. He was able to find the Boyah Cave and was debriefed.

fuck doom;

[Silverhawk79]

One of those sentences was funny with censors on.

Silver shouted, "YOU STUPID Silverhawk! YOU HURT ME!" awesome;

[Andrew1911]

Chapter 6: The Search For A Body

Reaper turned in his seat to face Silver and The Oggmonster. Reaper said, "Looks like I've found a way to avenge Mariofreak's death everyone." Silver and Ogg were confused. Reaper said, "You know... Mariofreak? He fucked a morbidly obese chick and furries wanted to rape him?" Ogg said, "I don't recall any of this, Reaper." Reaper sighed, "Whatever. Anyway, I found a way to get into Outsider." Silver screamed, "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL US THAT, YOU FUCKTART!" Reaper smacked Silver and said, "Let me get to it. Alright, you know how Outsider occasionaly leaks the link to toy with Nsider? Well, there is our exit. We need to get into that link and make it into Outsider."

Ogg questioned, "Reaper, it's a validation only site and we're not members of it." Reaper said, "Exactly. We'll need to find a disguise. We'll need to find an Nsider that isn't a retard, kill him, take his body, skin the skin, wear the skin as a suit, and ask for validation. Also, underneath our suits will be RPGs, swords, and dildos to fight them with. Let's go find us some skin, Boyaholics." Reaper hit the teleport button and the three were transported into Power On. The hunt was on.

They didn't have to search long. They found three women and just decided to kill them and take their skins. They'd just validate them automatically for having boobs. Silver began to feel up the dead one's boobs and Reaper said, "You're disgusting." Silver screamed, "What, you weren't thinking of fondling a dead woman's boobs?" Reaper and Ogg both said, "No." Silver said, "Oh... Let's just never mention this ever again." They found a link into Outsider and said to each other, "Lock and load, bitches."

[Silverhawk79]

Um, wut?
It jumped from Chapter 4 to Chapter 6.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter 7: The Longest Day

They found themselves smack dab in the middle of the Outsider Guest Board. Reaper said, "Alright, get ready to show some tit, guys." Silver and Ogg nodded. Slim opened the clouds and erupted his head from the heavens. Slim screamed, "OH MY GOD, WOMEN! INSTA-VALIDATE!" A stairway to heaven emerged and the trio were on their way to Outsider. They made sure to take care of Slim first since he's the only one who's seen them. As soon as they got off the stairway, they found themselves in the Initation Building with Slim. Slim strutted around and said, "So... Want to show me your boobs?"

Silver walked right up to Slim and said seductively, "Sure, big boy..." Silver ripped the skin off, grabbed his Colt .45, and blew Slim away. Silver said, "You came too early." Reaper high fived Silver. Ogg said, "Badass comment. Remember, people. Let's talk shit." They exited the Initation Building and headed to the biggest Outsider fortress... General Discussion. They kicked the doors down and screamed, "THIS IS FOR BOYAH!"

TO BE CONTINUED