Boyah Goes Nsider: The Finale (s) to Boyah Goes Nsider

[Feynman]

I'M STILL NOT IN?

[mariofreak55]

lol

[Andrew1911]

LOST CHAPTER 5: Getting Anal With Mariofreak55 and NOA Taylor

Mariofreak shrunk to the size of an ant and found himselves at the hands of the morbidly obese NOA Taylor. Taylor said, "Oh, yeah, what a hot sex toy. I think I will insert this hot sex toy into my anus." Mariofreak screamed as he was forcibly inserted into her anus where he would stay for all eternity since he could somehow survive forever when being shrunk.

THE END

[Silverhawk79]

WHERE THE HELL IS CHAPTER 5?!

[Andrew1911]

CHAPTER 8: The Epic Battle

Karel screamed, "GET THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING CLOCK, FUCKERS! FUCK!" Ogg dived while shooting with both pistols, aiming for his enemies. Ogg yelled, "DON'T MISS WITH A MAN WHO KNOWS CHOW YUN FAT'S MOVES, ASSHOLE!" Ogg shot Commodore Guff in the head and as Guff collapsed, he managed to utter the word, "wut..." Silver slid across a table, heading straight to his target, Angelbacon. AB was too busy shooting at Reaper to notice him sliding down. Silver finally made it to Angelbacon and blew him away with his 12 gauge shotgun. Silver said, "Well, you must be blown away by meeting me... Ha, ha, ha!" Fizzee got up and shouted, "THAT SUCKED AND YOU SUCK!"

Due to Fizzee getting out of his cover, he was subsequentily shot multiple times by Reaper. Fizzee's last words were "You all suck... But, not me... I AM FIZZEE!" Ogg making his cover known was a terrible move as Phydeaux ran towards Ogg to kill him. Phydeaux stod over Ogg. Phy said, "Hello, Ogg. I am Phydeaux. You murdered my butt buddy. Prepare to die." Just as Phy was about to pull the trigger, out of the doors comes a masked man. The masked man shot Phydeaux in the head, causing Phy to miss and fire at his fellow Outsider, Felt Mountain. Felt's penis was shot and Felt proclaimed, "OH, GOD, NOOOOOOO!" Felt could not live without his penis so he killed himself.

Karel101 was the only one left in the room. He continued to shoot at the Boyaholics and the masked man but kept failing to hit any. Finally, Karel ran out of bullets. He was doomed. Reaper grabbed Karel101 and brought him outside. Reaper aimed the gun at Karel and said, "Bring us to the admin forum." Reaper cocked the gun and said, "Now." Karel began to cry and unlocked the door. Ogg said, "Wait, who's the hooded guy?" The masked man took off his mask and said, "Hey, guys..." Reaper smiled, "I knew you didn't die, Eminem." Karel shouted, "If I'm done here, could I go wipe the blood off of me?" Reaper shot Karel in the head. Reaper said, "Hey... Wash the blood off of you... Now." Eminem said with disgust, "That was terrible."

Reaper said, "Let's just open the door." They opened their doors to find the one they had been looking for all this time. Andrew1911 turned around in his chair and said, "Oh, hello, I did not see you there."

[Andrew1911]

WHERE THE HELL IS CHAPTER 5?!

That was Chapter 5. The one with Mariofreak getting anal. 

[mariofreak55]

lol

[Silverhawk79]

WHERE THE lavaland IS CHAPTER 5?!

That was Chapter 5. The one with Mariofreak getting anal. 

Okay. flower;

[Silverhawk79]

ZOMFG PLOT TWIST  burned;

[Andrew1911]

Chapter 9: The Great Escape

Ogg charged at Andrew1911 and hit him with the gun. It smacked right into Andrew1911's jaw. He was there this time. Andrew1911 spit his blood into Ogg's face. Ogg shot Andrew1911 in the kneecap. Ogg screamed, "MAKE YOUR NEXT MOVE, ASSHOLE!" Andrew1911 smiled with blood in his teeth. Andrew1911 said, "I... Just... Did... So, you fools... I lead you all into this room to kill you off, once and for all... Especially you, Eminem. I knew you weren't dead, you dumb fuck. I got cameras everywhere. Now, you will all die and you will all stop trying to resist your death. Understood?"

Reaper took out his cock and smacked Andrew1911 with it. Reaper screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?" Andrew1911 smiled, "Hear that alarm? That's the countdown to your deaths... I just told SM that child porn has been posted here and they'll be arriving here very soon to delete this site... Along with you in it." Silver said, "Jesus..." Andrew1911 laughed manically, he coughed out more blood as Reaper cut off Andrew1911's cock. Reaper shoved it into Andrew1911's mouth and had a look of grim satisifaction as Andrew1911 choked on his cock. He finally died. It was over... It was finally over. The alarm became louder and they had to find a way out.

Reaper shouted, "QUICK! GET TO THE GUEST BOARD! FIND A LINK TO A SEX SITE! WE CAN ESCAPE THERE!" Silver stayed behind. Reaper screamed, "COME ON! COME WITH US, SILVER!" Silver said, "There is something I must do, Reaper... There is something I must do..." Reaper shrugged and ran with Eminem and Ogg to the guest board. While running, Ogg said, "Dude, you know they link to stuff like rape, right? Do we really want to go there?" Reaper said, "It's our only chance." They finally reached the large cliff edge that led to the guest board. Reaper said, "All right, time to jump. We've got to land on a link to make it, though." As they looked back, they saw a Simple Machines bot deleting Outsider. Reaper screamed, "NOW!"

The Simple Machines bot had just deleted the ground they had just stood on a manner of seconds before. It was headed to the guest board next. They had to make it to the link before the S & M bot beat them. They saw the link. They were nearing it. The S & M bot was just about to delete the link as they had fallen through it. Reaper, Eminem, and Ogg had made it through the link! They celebrated as they were brought into a Playboy link. They landed right in the Grotto. Tons of Playboy Bunnies came to them and asked if they were all right. Eminem smiled and said, "Hey... Did it hurt?" They asked, "What hurts?" Eminem said, "When you fell from heaven, you sweet angels."

[Silverhawk79]

FUCK
I DIED. emo;

[The Oggmonster]

The End?

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Ten: The Exit

Miss November 2006 said, "Ogg, are you ready for a second run?" Ogg screamed, "JESUS, WOMAN! WE JUST HAD SEX THREE TIMES! YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? I NEED MY SPACE, JESUS!" Ogg left the room, put on his vest, and entered the Study Hall to meet with Reaper and Eminem. Reaper said, "All right, guys. I think it's time to leave." Eminem said, "To where, asshole? I don't want to go to Nsider. The stories I've heard from Ogg are enough." Reaper said, "Well, I'm growing bored, fucking all these hot women in luxury conditions. I want to go back to home... Boyah."

Ogg scoffed, "Dude, Boyah's dead. Andrew1911 deleted it. Remember?" Reaper nodded, "Yes, he did... But, it was in the mainframe at Outsider." Eminem shouted, "Dude, Outsider's dead so Boyah's dead, you retard!" Reaper said, "You forget how many people we had attack Outsider? Four. Did you forget Silver?" Eminem said, "Dude, I just got to the party a few days ago. I barely know Ogg." Ogg shouted, "Hey!" Eminem added, "No offense." Reaper said, "Anyway, remember that Silver didn't come with us to escape?" Eminem and Ogg said in unison, "Oooh..."

Reaper said, "Exactly. My guess is Silver knew about Boyah being on the hard drive in the Admin section of Outsider so he decided to sacriface himself for Boyah. Gentlemen, let's go back to Boyah." Eminem and Ogg smiled. Reaper put his hand out and said, "Go Team Boyah." Eminem put his hand on Reaper and said, "Go Team Boyah." Ogg put his hand on top of Eminem's which was on top of Reaper's. Ogg said, "Go Team Boyah." They went through the link. A Playboy Bunny said, "Should we have had told them we all had STDs?" Another said, "Nah. They'll find out soon enough."

[Andrew1911]

The End?

You've got one more chapter, nub.

[The Oggmonster]

lol STDS!