Boyah Goes Nsider: The Finale (s) to Boyah Goes Nsider

[mariofreak55]

verah nice

[Andrew1911]

Chapter 2: ?

Mariofreak55 was looking on the computer for any sign of a Boyah that survived. He had yet to find any. The Oggmonster hadn't had any happy pills for several days. He was beginning to show signs of becoming healthier and he worried that he might actually get over craving it every single minute. The Oggmonster screamed, "FIND ANYTHING YET?" Mariofreak55 scratched his crotch, "No, not yet... Wait... No, that's a jelly doughnut marking... WAIT... Oh my God... Silverhawk is alive... And he's made it through the tear, as well... But..."

Ogg smiled, "But what? He's alive! Let's go get him!" Mariofreak said, "He's in the Pokemon cave..." Ogg said, "Oh, dear sweet gentle Jesus, no... No... How are we going to get him out? The furries have claimed that as their new headquarters after the NKC board was destroyed." Mariofreak said, "Well, I won't know cause you're going. See ya!" Mariofreak hit the teleport button and Ogg was transported into a back alley of the Pokemon board.

Ogg cried as he heard grunting and various yiff yiffs in the chat. He had to get across the massive orgy in the middle of the street to find Silver but... Silver was in the massive orgy. Ogg had to get him out but how? Ogg also saw a familar face in the orgy... Could it be? Oh, God, it was that bastard Outsider, Slim Shady. It turns out he was a closet furry. Ogg had no choice. He used a trash can for anti-rape armor and screamed, "THIS IS BOYAH!" He charged into the massive orgy and knocked everything disarray. He found Silver on the floor with a pig mask on his face.

Ogg said, "Don't worry, Silver. We're leaving." Slim screamed, "Like the fuck you are! GET HIM, MY PETS!" Ogg ran carrying Silver on his shoulder with a giant trash can holding him down all the way back to the Boyah Cave without letting the furries see the HQ. Ogg had a brilliant idea while running for his life. He jumped out of the trash can and the trash can rolled backwards causing the furries to trip! The furries screamed, "YIFF YIFF!" They fell down and went back into a massive orgy once again. Boyah had won this battle... But could they win another one?

[Silverhawk79]

Win/10.
Isn't Zack sort of a furry?
He's obsessed with Zangoose...

[The Oggmonster]

I'm a hero. flower;

[Andrew1911]

Win/10.
Isn't Zack sort of a furry?
He's obsessed with Zangoose...

Why let Zack have the glory of having a funny role?

Oh and you're AN hero, Ogg. 

[heltar]

Whyyy do you make this based off of Losttttt

[Andrew1911]

PREVIEW FOR CHAPTER 3

MF BECOMES AN HERO

OGG FINDS SOMETHING DISTURBING

SILVER IS DEBRIEFED

NOA SHAUN IS ACTUALLY A GIANT GREEN DILDO

FILLER CHAPTER

[Andrew1911]

Whyyy do you make this based off of Losttttt

... This part isn't based on Lost at all. 

Oh and Lost is fucking awesome.

[mariofreak55]

lol

[LCK]

o um hi

[heltar]

Whyyy do you make this based off of Losttttt

... This part isn't based on Lost at all. 

Oh and Lost is fucking awesome.

I know it is, I've just noticed several lost references in your works.

[Tri4se]

Nice. *cough*

[mariofreak55]

Nice. *cough*

I know right

[spoiler]He totally wants in the fic[/spoiler]

[Andrew1911]

Chapter 3: The Dastardly Dildo of Doom

Silver finally awoke and screamed, "NO! THAT DOESN'T BELONG IN THERE! NOOOOOOOO!" Silver saw his Boyah pals Mariofreak55 and The Oggmonster standing over him. Ogg said, "Don't worry, Silver. You're safe. The furries cannot find this place." Silver cried, "They did things to me, Ogg... In my anus... It was terrible." MF scoffed, "Who hasn't had something up their anus?" Silver and Ogg paused and stared at Mariofreak for several seconds. Silver interrupted the silence, "Well... What happened?" Ogg and Mariofreak inform Silver of the events that transpired through interpretative dance.

"So... We're not real but we are real?" Silver's brain exploded. Silver said, "Well... Let's go find Andrew1911, than!" Ogg said, "Stop. You need to rest. Well, so do I... So, Mariofreak has to go. See ya." Before Mariofreak could object to Ogg's "suggestion", Ogg pushed the transport button. Mariofreak was sent to the NOA HQ where they had heard info that NOA Shaun had some knowledge of where the traitorius traitor Andrew1911 was hiding. Mariofreak saw a giant green pickle walking down the street and knew it was Shaun. He waited in the alley for Shaun to enter his house.

Mariofreak crawled into the window and tried to sneak up on NOA Shaun. He waited for his moment but he heard a voice so he hid in the bathroom. It was the sound of a morbidly obese black woman. It was NOA Taylor. Taylor screamed, "YOU BRING MY FUCKING SEX TOYS, YOU DUMB FUCK?" Shaun screamed back, "NO, YOU FAT FUCK! THEY WERE ALL OUT OF XXXXXXX LARGE!" Taylor hollered, "FUCK YOU! I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER!" Mariofreak whimpered as he heard her shuffling and the sound of cellulite rubbing together. Mariofreak was in trouble.

He peeked from the curtains and noticed she was undressing. Mariofreak was frightningly aroused. Unfortunately for Mariofreak, his penis and her asshole were going to be close buddies very soon. She entered the shower and saw Mariofreak. She did not panic. In fact, she seemed horny... Uh-oh. Taylor said, "Hey, baby... You like the full figured chicks?" Mariofreak stuttered, "Uh... I'm just he-he-here to-to-to ta-ta-talk to Shaun to find wh-wh-where And-re-rew1911 is." Taylor said, "I know where he is and if you fuck me, I'll tell you where he is..." Mariofreak had to agree and a tastefully done anal sex scene was born.

Mariofreak left the shower, feeling dirtier than ever. Taylor said, "He's hiding out in Power On with his Outsider buddies." As Mariofreak exited the bathroom, Taylor slapped Mariofreak's ass. Shaun screamed, "WHO THE FUCK IS UP THERE?" Mariofreak shit himself. Shaun had his protective pickle clothing off and his true form was revealed... NOA Shaun is a giant green dildo. Shaun screamed, "I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU UP, BITCH!" Mariofreak had no chance against a giant green dildo and ran for the hills. He tried going through the bathroom but Taylor was in there, awaiting a second run. He turned back and dived over the railing to the street.

He ran for the directionary to get to The Boyah Cave and heard the terrible vibrating sound behind him. Luckily for Mariofreak, the furries were out. Tails said, "Look, my companions... That giant green dildo shall feel good against our anuses." Shaun screamed, "WAIT! I'M NOA SHAUN! STOP OR I BAN YOU! STO- Hey, what are you doing? OH, GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOO!" That was Mariofreak's cue and he finally made it back to the Boyah Cave. Ogg said, "Dude... What happened to you?" Mariofreak said, "I just had anal sex with a morbidly obese NOA Taylor, got chased by a giant dildo, and watched as Tails inserted NOA Shaun into his anus. You have to get outside for three times straight to make up for this one."

[mariofreak55]

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