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Boyah Goes Nsider: The Finale (s) to Boyah Goes Nsider

Started by Andrew1911, May 14, 2007, 07:19:20 PM

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Andrew1911

May 14, 2007, 07:19:20 PM Last Edit: May 15, 2007, 07:02:51 PM by Andrew1911
Yes, Boyah Goes To Prison will still be produced but for right now, this gem of an idea I had that was never appreciated on Outsider shall be the new golden shit for Boyah. Now, for the finale of Boyah Gets Lost has to be said first.

The Prologue

"Ah, Mariofreak and The Oggmonster... How pleasant for you to join me." Mariofreak55 dropped to his knees and cried, "Oh, my God... Why did you do it... Andrew1911?" Ogg said, "How the hell are you still alive? We saw you die on a blunt spork." Andrew1911 laughed, "Ah, you fools... You don't even know what I did to you, do you? You're not real. Hell, I'm not real. We're just virtual personalities of our own real selves. I created this island so I could forever ban you from Boyah.

See, I wanted Boyah for myself. I know my hints were subtle but you still should've caught on." The Oggmonster screamed, "YOU MADE LAWLZ INTO A MONSTER AND HAD HIM KILL ALMOST EVERYONE FROM BOYAH!" Ogg jumped across the table and tried to choke Andrew1911. His hands went through. Andrew1911 scoffed, "Do you think I'm dumb enough to come to you in virtual person? Show me some dignity here, please. I'm currently in Nsider, celebrating my victory with my Outsider chums. We now have a new addition to the Outsider Empire. Bye-bye... Mwha, ha, ha!"

Mariofreak55 screamed, "DAMN YOU, ANDREW1911! WE'LL GET TO NSIDER AND KILL YOU!" Ogg said, "How are we going to do that?" MF smiled, "We're going to make Michael, Walt, Sawyer, and Jin proud... We're going to build a raft and head towards the edge of this site. Remember when 4chan raped us? We're going to get through that hole in our site. Let's head out to Nsider, Ogg."

They finished the raft and headed for the tear in the site. They finally made it to the tear and prepared to go to Nsider. Mariofreak said, "Let's jump together on 3... 2... 1... GO!" They both jumped and had made it to the virtual wasteland known as Nsider.


One Man Freak Show


Andrew1911



LCK

I'm looking forward to this one, sir. wub;

Andrew1911

To make this easier for you all to understand, I will have Classictyler explain to you... THE BOYAH PRISON CLASSICTYLER.

Classictyler spoke, "Listen to me, you fucking fucks. See, everything in this anthology takes place in the internet and everyone is virtual. When you kill someone, they are banned... IP BANNED. If our two heroes are IP banned, they are dead basically as they cannot move to any other site at the moment. That's why Andrew1911 has to be banned here or he will never be stopped. Now, bend over."

Silverhawk79


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mariofreak55

Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 14, 2007, 07:25:00 PM
To make this easier for you all to understand, I will have Classictyler explain to you... THE BOYAH PRISON CLASSICTYLER.

Classictyler spoke, "Listen to me, you trucking fucks. See, everything in this anthology takes place in the internet and everyone is virtual. When you kill someone, they are banned... IP BANNED. If our two heroes are IP banned, they are dead basically as they cannot move to any other site at the moment. That's why Andrew1911 has to be banned here or he will never be stopped. Now, bend over."
Extra lives are NSider compatible proxies?

Or maybe going to your friends house?

Andrew1911

Quote from: MILADMAAAN on May 14, 2007, 07:28:49 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 14, 2007, 07:25:00 PM
To make this easier for you all to understand, I will have Classictyler explain to you... THE BOYAH PRISON CLASSICTYLER.

Classictyler spoke, "Listen to me, you trucking fucks. See, everything in this anthology takes place in the internet and everyone is virtual. When you kill someone, they are banned... IP BANNED. If our two heroes are IP banned, they are dead basically as they cannot move to any other site at the moment. That's why Andrew1911 has to be banned here or he will never be stopped. Now, bend over."
Extra lives are NSider compatible proxies?

Or maybe going to your friends house?


MAYBE. I WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LATER AS IF I EXPLAIN IT NOW, AWESOME PLOT TWISTS WILL BE FOREVER RUINED

ClassicTyler

Quote from: Andrew1911 on May 14, 2007, 07:25:00 PM
To make this easier for you all to understand, I will have Classictyler explain to you... THE BOYAH PRISON CLASSICTYLER.

Classictyler spoke, "Listen to me, you trucking fucks. See, everything in this anthology takes place in the internet and everyone is virtual. When you kill someone, they are banned... IP BANNED. If our two heroes are IP banned, they are dead basically as they cannot move to any other site at the moment. That's why Andrew1911 has to be banned here or he will never be stopped. Now, bend over."

Couldn't have said it better myself.  y;

Andrew1911

May 14, 2007, 07:36:32 PM #13 Last Edit: May 14, 2007, 07:38:09 PM by Andrew1911
Chapter 1: The Boyah Cave (Boycave sounded like a pedophile board)

Buildings in disarray and various rapings were seen as they entered the worst ghetto in Nsider... Power On. They had to find the directionary guide to the only safe place they can hide at... The Cave. Mariofreak55 and The Oggmonster ran across the trampled street and heard the worst sound they could hear in a deserted road... "YIFF YIFF!" The furries were out. They looked behind them to see the entire Nintendo Kennel Board, massaging their cocks, watching Mariofreak.

Tails said, "Hm... The one who is a bit obtuse looks like an animal a bit...I say we rape him, gang... Just to show how much we love animals. Right, guys? YIFF YIFF!" The rest of the furries screamed, "YIFF YIFF!" They charged after Mariofreak55 and The Oggmonster. While running, MF screamed, "We've got to get the Cave!" Ogg yelled, "Who's we? They want to rape you, not me!" MF said, "Well... We're in this together! We get raped for Boyah!" Ogg ran even faster.

They finally foun the board directionary and headed to the direction of the Cave. The furries were still on their asses. As if God was there, the yiffs yiffs were becoming less frequent and less intense as they outran them. They finally found the Cave and a secret cave underneath the cave to hide in. They decided to create their camp there and plan Andrew1911's defeat.

PREVIEW FOR CHAPTER 2

COMING TO YOU IN A MANNER OF HOURS...

THE POSSIBILITY OF A FEW BOYAHOLICS SURVIVING...

AN OUTSIDER SPOTTING...

MORE YIFF YIFFING...

The artist formally known

SOMEONE ADMIN ANDREW NOW



OH WAIT  caterpie;

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