The Finale To Two Fresh Cops

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Ten: Prison Sucks

While Miladmaan worked on the tunnel, Lawlz and LCK struggled to survive in prison. Phydeaux was still beaten badly but he would not rest until Lawlz and LCK were shived. Phydeaux ordered his Outsider crew members to shiv them at the best possible moment. Lawlz and LCK feared for their life around every corner. Lawlz screamed to the Warden, "Steal, I'm a fucking detective! Look it up in your books!"

The Warden smiled, "You know... Maybe, you two shouldn't have investigated this Outsider business in the first place. Maybe, someone should have taught you a lesson... A permanent lesson." Lawlz gasped, "You planned this? You're part of them?" The Warden laughed, "How do you think Phydeaux does business from in here? Magic? No, he does it by me. You two will be killed in here by Phydeaux's crew. Goodbye, Lawlz. Guard, escort this prisoner to his cell, please. Ha, ha, ha!" Lawlz screamed, "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU BASTARD! WE'LL GET YOU BACK!" Warden Steal took out a large cigar and began to smoke it. He remarked, "Nothing tastes better than a cigar after locking an innocent man in prisoner."

Lawlz told LCK of Warden Steal's plan. LCK punched the wall and said, "How the hell are we going to stop him, Lawlz?" Lawlz said, "We're going to have to break out of here with Miladmaan. It's the only choice we've got. Just six more days to go..." They slept the night in their cell. When dawn came, they had to take a shower with the other prisoners. Lawlz thought to himself, "This isn't good..." They entered the show and they felt as if each and every prisoner was staring at them.

LCK turned his facet on and saw a prisoner slowly creeping up to him with a shiv. LCK waited until the prisoner was right behind him. LCK leapt into action, grabbed the prisoner's wrist, and twisted it until it broke. LCK grabbed the shiv and screamed, "ALRIGHT, I'M A PRISONER ON THE EDGE WHO DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES! WHO WANTS TO GET SHIVED?" The prisoners backed up as the one on the ground yelled in pain, asking for help. Everyone left except for that one who was still stuck in the shower.

They went about their days as normal as possible in a prison. Two days later, they went to the lunch room. Everything was going smoothly until Lawlz saw a man he put away that he thought was executed... Lawlz gulped as he apporached him and grabbed his throat. Lawlz struggled for air and managed to say the words, "Riosan." Riosan smiled and said, "Oh, so you remember me, Weitzjew?" LCK grabbed his lunch tray and smashed Riosan in the face with it. LCK screamed, "Don't you dare touch my partner, you shit!"

Riosan got up and yelled, "YOU TWO MOTHERFUCKERS WILL BE GOING BALLS DEEP IN THE GROUND IN FOUR DAYS! COUNT 'EM!" Riosan walked away as LCK picked Lawlz up from the ground. LCK said, "Who's he?" Lawlz said, "He was one of the Outsider Clan. I shot him in the kneecap... Twice. Both of them." LCK exclaimed, "Both of them? Twice? Jesus, remind me to never piss you off... Well, in four days, we'll be out of here. Hopefully, Miladmaan will come through for us."

Riosan walked up to Phydeaux and said, "Sir, if you want, I'll take care of those two fuckers personally. I also have some nice Toys R Us Catalogs if you want to see them." Phydeaux grabbed the catalogs and said, "Riosan, you've always been a good solider for me. I want you to beat the living shit out of them. Make sure you beat them up in the alloted time you gave them too. Don't want to look like pieces of shit, right?" Riosan cracked his knuckles and said, "Yes, sir."

Coming in the next chapter: The riveting finale to the five chapter saga of Prison!

[LCK]

ew riosan

[Andrew1911]

ew riosan

ya i now

wut will happen in the next chapter ^_^

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Eleven: Escape from Boyah Prison

Today was the day for the grand escape from Boyah Prison. It was also the day Riosan promised to crush Lawlz and LCK's spines. Lawlz and LCK waited for Miladmaan to give them a sign. Miladmaan walked up to them and said, "Guys... It's all done. It's time to escape. I also came up with a way to stop intruders from getting us. I had to build past support beams so say if you wanted to stop someone chasing you, knock that beam down and they'll be trapped in the tunnel. Buried alive." LCK remarked, "Wow. You're sadistic but that's a good idea. Let's move."

They went into Miladmaan's cell where they saw the hole. Lawlz was the first to crawl in. LCK went in second. Miladmaan was about to enter but Riosan grabbed Miladmaan's skull. Riosan whispered, "Hey, Miladmaan... I'm going to crush your skull slowly. Don't scream because that would ruin the moment." Miladmaan gulped as Riosan caved in Miladmaan's skull and killed him. Riosan licked the blood off of his hands and said, "Hey, Phydeaux... You got the gun?"

Meanwhile, in the tunnel, LCK stopped and said, "Hey, where's Miladmaan?" LCK looked behind him and saw Riosan come down. LCK screamed, "LAWLZ! IT'S RIOSAN!" Lawlz said, "I'll deal with him. Riosan, you kill us, we'll knock the support beams in here, slowly crushing you under all the dirt in the tunnel. It will kill you and we'll be happy." Riosan said, "Not if you die before you knock them down!" Riosan charged after them and LCK said, "Knock 'em down!" They knocked the support beams down and crawled for the exit. Riosan was after them in close pursuit. Phydeaux crawled down with the gun and said, "Hey, what's going on, Riosan? They dead yet? Sigh... Looks like I gotta go down and investigate."

Phydeaux crawled in the tunnel and said, "Hey... What's the rumble?" Phydeaux saw that the support beam for the tunnel was knocked down. He screamed, "NO! I MUST GET OUT OF HERE! I NEED TO FONDLE A CHILD BEFORE I DIE!" Phydeaux crawled for the entrance back into the prison but the dirt came back down before he could reach it. Phydeaux slowly choked on the dirt. He tried to breathe in air but all he could get was dirt. Phydeaux screamed but no sound came back. He gurgled dirt and finally died.

Finally, Lawlz and LCK got out of the tunnel and saw the cliff edge of the prison. The tunnel collapsing must've alerted them to their escape. From behind them, they heard Riosan coming after them. Riosan screamed, "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, LAWLZ!" Lawlz and LCK ran for the cliff edge but Riosan was in hot pursuit. The three heard a gunshot. Lawlz and LCK looked behind them. Riosan was shot in the head. Riosan uttered, "Balls deep... In heaven..." Riosan fell and the two looked around. They saw the police closing in. They only had one chance for escape.

LCK said, "Lawlz... Have you ever seen Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?" Lawlz answered, "No..." LCK screamed, "Well, you're about to live it!" LCK grabbed Lawlz and dived off the cliff edge for the water. Lawlz yelled, "FUCK YOU, LCK!" They hit the water.

[LCK]

dont worry
im takin control of the sitcheation

[Andrew1911]

dont worry
im takin control of the sitcheation

"

holy shit

what happened to them

r tehy dead

[LCK]

"

holy shit

what happened to them

r tehy dead

um, they better not b

[Andrew1911]

Clip Show

Oh, boy, that Phydeaux fellow sure is a card! Ha, ha! Oh, hello, there! I didn't notice you there! I've been watching clips from this hilarous series based on the true story of Detectives LCK and Lawlz. In this clip show, we'll be looking at the series's highlight jokes such as Phydeaux being revealed to be a child molester. Did you know that was an afterthought? Oh, boy, that creator sure knows how to be topical and whatnot!

Later on, we'll look at the real life Lawlz and LCK. Of course, we won't give too much away! Don't want to ruin the surprise!

Welcome back! Did you know that Lawlz and LCK were based off on real detectives who are not named for political reasons at this time? They tried to bust the Russian Mafia wide open in New York but they were killed sadly. They parked on a train track, fell asleep, and were tragically stabbed to death.

In a lighter side, let's look at the full cast of characters on this show and list if they're dead and/or an asshole.

Lawlz - Good... Dead?

LCK - Good... Dead?

Reaper - Good

Phydeaux - Dead asshole

Riosan - Dead asshole

Lollama - Alive asshole

Shady Slim - Alive asshole

Other people who I'm too bored/haven't introduced yet/other reason I'll mention later to bail me out

Well, that's it for the clip show! Hope this was as informative and "rad" for you kids!

[LCK]

kill of lawlz and make me the hero

[Andrew1911]

kill of lawlz and make me the hero

never

[LCK]

never

make him suffer a career ending injury and have me take over as the rookie in charge

[Andrew1911]

make him suffer a career ending injury and have me take over as the rookie in charge

how about u die

[LCK]

how about u die

that doesn't make a good story

[Andrew1911]

that doesn't make a good story

ur mom isnt a good story

[Andrew1911]

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