The Finale To Two Fresh Cops

[LCK]

Whoa. We kick ass.

[Andrew1911]

Whoa. We kick ass.

was i talkin to u

[LCK]

was i talkin to u

dont speak unless spoken 2, jew

[Andrew1911]

dont speak unless spoken 2, jew

uh ur partner is a jew

[LCK]

uh ur partner is a jew

I'M A COP ON THE EDGE WHO DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES! DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

[Andrew1911]

I'M A COP ON THE EDGE WHO DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES! DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

too late

[LCK]

too late

o
sry

so whens the next chapter

[Andrew1911]

o
sry

so whens the next chapter

i dun know

it took me a while for chapter eight

maybe tomorrow i will do another

[LCK]

i dun know

it took me a while for chapter eight

maybe tomorrow i will do another

k
i'll be waiting

[ncba93ivyase]

ANDREW, WOULD YOU APPROVE OF ME SLAPPING THIS ONTO THE HOMEPAGE?

[Andrew1911]

ANDREW, WOULD YOU APPROVE OF ME SLAPPING THIS ONTO THE HOMEPAGE?

surez

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Nine: The Aftermath

Lawlz and LCK limped to the gates and struggled to open the doors. Lawlz screamed, "Hello? The prisoners are taken care of. Can we come in?" The lights began to turn off. LCK whispered, "Oh, shit. Lawlz, we've got to hide in a cell." LCK grabbed Lawlz's arm and dragged him into a cell and covered the them with a matress. LCK whispered into Lawlz's ear, "Listen, I used to be a prison guard. This is normally what happens if the prisoners don't respond. They're sending in the SWAT team. They don't know we're in here. That bastard Steal probably forgot about us... They'll shoot anything that moves. Just hide here and we'll be safe."

Lawlz said, "Uh... When are they going to come in? It's taking them forever..." As soon as Lawlz said that, the SWAT team blew the gates open and charged in. One SWAT member said, "Sir, movement to the right! Fire!" They unleashed all their firepower on a prisoner who was unconscious. Lawlz gulped. Finally, after several hours of shooting "moving" targets, the SWAT team had created a safe environment. They captured most of the prisoners and the two detectives. In the scuffle, Lawlz and LCK lost their badges.

Lawlz screamed, "Dammit, I'm not a prisoner! I've been part of the IYPC Police for twenty years! Check my records, you shithead!" Warden Steal scoffed, "That's what they all say..." LCK gave the Warden the bird as he walked past. LCK asked, "Lawlz, how are we going to get out of this one? The Lietuanuant didn't even know we were coming here. God dammit, we're going to be stuck in prison, aren't we?" Lawlz nodded. He said, "Well, we're going to have to adapt to prison life, I guess." LCK said, "Yeah, after we beat the shit out of each and everyone of them, it'll all be peaches and cream."

One prisoner whispered, "Hey... You guys wanna get out of here?" Lawlz said, "Who wants to know?" The prisoner said, "My name's Miladmaan. I've been in here for seventeen months. I've been digging a tunnel out. You've guys got muscle. I'll need that to escape with. You in?" Lawlz and LCK agreed. Miladmaan said, "It'll take me a week more to finish building it. In that time, I suggest you two have fun in Boyah Prison..."

[LCK]

I always keep my badge up my ass for safe keeping.

[Andrew1911]

anyone like the super duper twist in the story

can they enlist the mysterious miladmaan's help to escape

[UnagiPower]

anyone like the super duper twist in the story

can they enlist the mysterious miladmaan's help to escape

I love it   

Two cops on the edge in prison.
lol what an epic adventure