The Finale To Two Fresh Cops

[Andrew1911]

Chapter One: New Partner, New Problems

James Lawlz sighed as he filled his paperwork. He was too old for this shit. He didn't want to be dealing with some punk ass kids like Noodles who rebelled against the law for no good reason. He just wanted some nice quality time with his wife and two kids. He stared at their picture and smiled. He had to do this for them. He had to push on for them...

Lawlz's inner thoughts were shattered as Lieteunaunt Reaper slammed his fists on Lawlz's desk. Reaper screamed, "Dammit, Lawlz! I told you to be in my office five minutes ago! Move it!" Lawlz said, "Sorry, Reaper. I was busy finishing the paperwork on the Mariofreak kid. I tell ya, it's so weird to see a kid like that throw his life away by spray painting on his school wall. Shame." Reaper said, "Yeah, it's a damn shame. Come on, I've got something to tell ya in my office."

They entered Reaper's office and Lawlz noticed some young kid. Lawlz sat down and said, "Who's the new meat?" Reaper smiled, "Lawlz, meet your new partner, David Ieram." Ieram interrupted, "I prefer to be called LCK, though. Nice to meet ya." Lawlz sighed, "Reaper, I don't need to be coaching some newbie here. I like to do things on my own. Don't forget my last partner." Reaper yelled, "Dammit, Lawlz! The chief is on my ass! He wants you to have a partner so you get a partner! Show him the ropes, god dammit!" Lawlz stormed out of Reaper's office with LCK running after him.

LCK shouted, "Hey, wait! Reaper said we had to work together!" Lawlz angrily stated, "We may have to work together but that doesn't mean I have to like you." LCK said, "Fine, be like that. All I want to do is to help the city. If being partnered with you is the only way to do it, so be it." Lawlz said, "Move it, newbie. We're going downtown." LCK asked, "Doing what?" Lawlz stated plainly, "What must be done."

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Two: Baby's First Bust

Lawlz and LCK exited the elevator and walked into the garage. Lawlz said, "We're going to find us some drugged up kids, Ieram." LCK sighed, "It's LCK..." Lawlz laughed, "Whatever, Ieram." They went into Lawlz's cop car and Lawlz drove it outside into scenic Boyah City. Lawlz said, "Alright, kid, how much of the drug trade do you know about?"

LCK said, "Not much. All I know is that it's pretty bad right now because of some huge dealer." Lawlz nodded and said, "Yep. No one knows his real name. He goes by many aliases. None stay alive for long. He's a wily one. He's my black whale." LCK suggested, "Uh, Lawlz, that'd be white whale." Lawlz sighed, "Shut the hell up... I'm too old to babysit." As Lawlz said that, they drove right past a drug deal going down.

Lawlz noticed it and said, "Guess what, Ieram? You get to be part of a nice, little drug bust. Get ready for anything." Lawlz took a u-turn at the traffic light and sped to the dark alleyway. Lawlz stopped the car and the two detectives dived out. LCK shouted, "FREEZE! BOYAH POLICE!" One of the dealers shouted, "Shit, it's the cops! Run!"

The three dealers split up and ran off. Lawlz yelled, "I'l take those two down! You take care of the third one!" Lawlz went down the alleyway where two of the dealers ran to. LCK ran into the alleyway with the last dealer. LCK screamed, "Give yourself up! It'll be easier paperwork for me. Heh, I made a funny." Suddenly, the dealer dived from the dumpster and jumped onto LCK. The dealer screamed, "Take this, you piece of shit cop!" The dealer poked LCK's right eye. LCK recoiled in pain which caused him to drop the gun. The dealer grabbed the gun and aimed.

LCK took a last ditch effort and kicked rubble into the dealer's eyes. Luckily, a bit got in and the dealer screamed, "NO! NOT MY EYES!" LCK took the advantage and dived onto the dealer. LCK handcuffed him and read him his Miranda rights. LCK picked his gun back up and placed it in his holster. He stumbled back to the car with his prize in hand. LCK was startled to see Lawlz already back in the car with the two other dealers in the backseat. LCK placed the third dealer into the car and got into the passenger seat. Lawlz asked, "What took you so god damn long?" LCK stared at him in anger and stated, "Just drive."

[ncba93ivyase]

Am I the only one reading this fantastic story? emo;

[LCK]

BRILLIANT.

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Panned.  kratos;

[Andrew1911]

Am I the only one reading this fantastic story? emo;

James Lawlz's Philosophy: "I'm getting too old for this shit."

[Andrew1911]

lol bump

[ncba93ivyase]

WRITE MORE, MOTHERFUCKER.

[LCK]

I DEMAND MORE BRILLIANT WRITING.

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Three: The Box

The box was a small, orange room where suspects are to be interrogated in. Lawlz and LCK dragged one dealer into the box and left one dealer in the witness box and the other just sitting on a bench in the IYPC HQ. Lawlz and LCK entered the box. LCK said, "So, how are you doing, Mr... Lollama?" Lollama nodded and said, "I ain't talking to you, pigs. You can do anything you want to me but I ain't talking." Lawlz replied, "That's fairly redundant, Lollama. See, you said you already are not talking with us in the first sentence but you repeated it in the third sentence. Kind of stupid, right, LCK?"

LCK said, "Yeah, sounds kind of stupid to me, Lawlz. Are you stupid, Lollama? It's all right, you can tell us. We're all friends here." Lollama shouted, "I ain't stupid!" Lawlz said, "Hey... I thought you weren't talking to us. Hm... Seems to be a liar, LCK." Lawlz grabbed Lollama's file and said, "Convincted on February 24th for aggrivated assault. Convincted on July 16th, 1997 for possesion of cocaine. Hey, happy anniversery! Well, you've got a record here, Lollama. If you get convincted this time, you'll be going to prison for life. Now, would you rather go home and sleep in your nice bed tonight or would you rather go to prison today and sleep in a small bed with your brand new roommate, Bubba? Ever watch Oz? It would be like that."

Lollama screamed, "STOP! I'LL TALK! Alright, what do y'all want to know and what do I get out of it?" LCK said, "What you get out of it is a chance to not get raped and we want to know who the big dealer is. We don't care about small stuff like you." Lollama laughed, "You think I know who the big guy is? I don't know who that is but I can give you the next best thing. One of his assiociates." Lawlz asked, "Who is that, Lollama?"

Lollama answered, "I don't know his real name but people call him Shady Slim." LCK said, "Thank you for the information and we'll talk with the D.A. to drop all charges. But, you'll have to stay in a holding cell tonight." Lollama screamed, "What? I thought we had a deal!" Lawlz answered, "Well, deals are made to be broken. Hey, officer, do me a favor and bring this guy into the holding cell. Thank you." The officer dragged Lollama out of the box while Lollama shouted many expletives involving LCK's mother and a platypus.

Lawlz said, "Good work in there, LCK." LCK smiled, "Hey, you called me LCK!" Lawlz sighed, "Don't read that much into it, Ieram. We'll put these two others guys into holding cells. We've got to get that Shady Slim before he hears about Lollama blabbing about him. Let's shag ass."

[LCK]

wut about my mom n a platypus

[ncba93ivyase]

Review your spelling. Also, Llama only made two statements. caterpie;

[Andrew1911]

Chapter Four: The Shadiest Slim is the Most Dangerous Slim

LCK said, "Alright, so we need to find Shady Slim... How are we going to do that?" Lawlz said, "The old fashioned way." Lawlz stopped the car and walked up to a poorly kept man leaning on the wall. Lawlz leaned against the wall and asked for a cigarette. The kid looked at him and said, "What do you want, pig?" Lawlz said, "Shady Slim. You know where he is?" The kid said, "You're after the Outsider Gang? Jesus, Lawlz, you're in more trouble than you know."

Lawlz said, "The Outsider Gang? They're the gang controlling the city! V, listen to me! Where is Shady Slim?" Lawlz shook V and V shouted, "Hey, watch the merchandise! Alright, he's in an abadoned warehouse down on Powerspike Avenue and 500th Street. I think a deal's going down." Lawlz smiled, "Always a pleasure, V." V asked, "New partner? What about your old one?" Lawlz sighed, "He's been dead for quite sometime, V." LCK was perplexed. LCK asked, "Dead? What happaned?" Lawlz screamed, "Not now, Ieram! Get in the car!"

The two sped down Powerspike Avenue and finally found the abadoned warehouse. Lawlz picked up the reciever and said, "Alright, I need backup at Powerspike Avenue and 500th Street. A possible drug deal is going down. Suspect is a Shady Slim. He is considered armed and dangerous. Ieram and I are going in." The two exited their cars and could hear music walking up to the gate. It sounded like Jimi Hendrix's 'Voodoo Child (Slight Return)'. LCK said, "I like this song." Lawlz said, "Alright, kid. We're going to go in. Shots first. Questions later. Make sure you get Shady Slim alive. We can't risk losing him. Let's go."

They walked up to the gates and took out their guns. LCK said, "We're here to see Shady Slim. Let us in or we will be forced to use deadly force." The guards ran inside to warn them of the others. Lawlz sighed, "I'm getting too old for this shit..." He shot the lock and opened the gate. The two ran through and dived into the warehouse, screaming, "BOYAH POLICE! WHERE'S SHADY SLIM?" To their dismay, there had to be ten guards inside along with their suspect. Shady Slim clapped and said, "Ah, the police. About time my taxes go to some use. Well, I can't let you two take me in so I'm afraid you're going to have to die. Henchmen, fi-"

Before Shady Slim could finish his sentence, an explosion caused the wall to collapse on the guards. Shady Slim was vulnerable. He sensed this and ran deeper into the warehouse. LCK was in hot pursuit and shouted, "If you go quietly, we can make you a deal!" Shady Slim scoffed, "And what? Give me a twenty year sentence with a chance for parole in ten instead of life? Yeah, you can go suck it, pig." As the song reached it's climax, Shady Slim dived from a corner and shot at LCK. The bullets missed and LCK ran towards Shady Slim and shot at his leg. LCK's bullet went right into Slim's kneecap.

Shady Slim screamed in pain as it tore his flesh. LCK shouted, "Lawlz! I got him!" Slim managed to pick his gun back up and tried to shoot LCK in the forehead. From the other side, Lawlz shot Slim in the arm which caused Slim to miss by a wide margin. Lawlz scoffed, "Apparently, you didn't. Well, handcuff him and we'll bring him into the box, two bullet wounds or no bullet wounds."

[Andrew1911]

Review your spelling. Also, Llama only made two statements. caterpie;

uh fux u

[LCK]

I apprehended a criminal.