Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Thyme]

i did this and now my rich are paying 100% income tax

oh god that's even better

[Wrench]

i did this and now my rich are paying 100% income tax

me too

they tricked me. I thought it was just going up a little bit for the rich, instead of 100%.

And fuck my economy for going down because I didn't want to kill my pandas.

[Andria]

5 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.

[Thyme]

banned alcohol

This nation is shaping up into my personal little heaven.

[ME##]

banned alcohol

This nation is shaping up into my personal little heaven.

i think everybody's nation is


[spoiler]well, except for a few things... :'( [/spoiler]

[ME##]

10 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, historical fiction has been banned.

speaking of heaven

[Thyme]

10 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, historical fiction has been banned.

speaking of heaven

lol

David, guardian of Facts

[Thyme]

[ME##]

lol

David, guardian of Facts

yes



oh no, my new issue is about corporations' involvement in lobbying :'( 

[YPrrrr]

Well I just said there shouldn't be forced registration in order for people to have kids and now half of my child population lives rough lives on the street.

Wtf mate.

[ME##]

it's beautiful

Well I just said there shouldn't be forced registration in order for people to have kids and now half of my child population lives rough lives on the street.

Wtf mate.

lmao that's what you get for allowing unfit parents to have babbys

[Travis]

banned alcohol

This nation is shaping up into my personal little heaven.

what kind of monster are you :'(

[bluaki]

A group of concerned parishioners and soccer moms has petitioned the government of Tavono to outlaw heavy metal music, which they fear is a bad influence on youngsters.

"Whoa, man... what's with the, like, censorship and stuff?" asks Xu du Pont, scruffy-haired bassist of the popular speed metal band The Destroyinators. "You can't, like, censor the music, man. That's how we express ourselves! Every bass beat is me baring my soul! Every howl is me complainin' about how my parents tried to kick me out of their basement! Besides, what's wrong with Satan? He's just misunderstood anyway. I say promote the arts, man!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

Besides, what's wrong with Satan? He's just misunderstood anyway.

My country is preparing to destroy its life for satan

Is this the issue that results in having foul-mouthed kids?

[Mando Pandango]

lol mine is nowhere close to a personal paradise. it's more like the dystopian world i would write about were i to write about a dystopia.

[Andria]

My country is preparing to destroy its life for satan

Is this the issue that results in having foul-mouthed kids?

that wasn't the issue that made my children foul mouthed