Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[ME##]

banned alcohol

This nation is shaping up into my personal little heaven.

i think everybody's nation is


[spoiler]well, except for a few things... :'( [/spoiler]

[ME##]

10 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, historical fiction has been banned.

speaking of heaven

[Thyme]

10 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, historical fiction has been banned.

speaking of heaven

lol

David, guardian of Facts

[Thyme]

[ME##]

lol

David, guardian of Facts

yes



oh no, my new issue is about corporations' involvement in lobbying :'( 

[YPrrrr]

Well I just said there shouldn't be forced registration in order for people to have kids and now half of my child population lives rough lives on the street.

Wtf mate.

[ME##]

it's beautiful

Well I just said there shouldn't be forced registration in order for people to have kids and now half of my child population lives rough lives on the street.

Wtf mate.

lmao that's what you get for allowing unfit parents to have babbys

[Travis]

banned alcohol

This nation is shaping up into my personal little heaven.

what kind of monster are you :'(

[bluaki]

A group of concerned parishioners and soccer moms has petitioned the government of Tavono to outlaw heavy metal music, which they fear is a bad influence on youngsters.

"Whoa, man... what's with the, like, censorship and stuff?" asks Xu du Pont, scruffy-haired bassist of the popular speed metal band The Destroyinators. "You can't, like, censor the music, man. That's how we express ourselves! Every bass beat is me baring my soul! Every howl is me complainin' about how my parents tried to kick me out of their basement! Besides, what's wrong with Satan? He's just misunderstood anyway. I say promote the arts, man!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

Besides, what's wrong with Satan? He's just misunderstood anyway.

My country is preparing to destroy its life for satan

Is this the issue that results in having foul-mouthed kids?

[Mando Pandango]

lol mine is nowhere close to a personal paradise. it's more like the dystopian world i would write about were i to write about a dystopia.

[Andria]

My country is preparing to destroy its life for satan

Is this the issue that results in having foul-mouthed kids?

that wasn't the issue that made my children foul mouthed

[Wrench]

Following new legislation in JingleTown, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The JingleTown City Times is sold out.

[ME##]

Economic Details
Exchange Rate:  G$1 = $1.6375
Gross Domestic Product: G$1.44 trillion
GDP Per Capita:  G$36.11 thousand
Unemployment Rate:  3.23%
Consumption:  G$1.08 trillion
Government Budget:  G$378.60 billion
Government Expenditures:  G$367.25 billion
Government Waste:  G$11.36 billion
Imports:  G$171.95 billion
Exports:  G$185.97 billion
Trade Surplus:  G$14.01 billion

It's beautiful :'(

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

3 hours ago: Following new legislation in NotSid, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.

they shouldn't have been so careless

[Snowy]

The Issue

The commercial release of the controversial children's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies' in Asabon has sparked debate over laws concerning the adoption of children by homosexual couples.

The Debate

"I cannot understand for the life of me why anyone could possibly be against this," complains Jacob Kantelberg, showing up at your office wearing a pink feather boa. "Bart and I are good and caring people and will make excellent fathers, so what's the problem? All of the scientific studies have shown that there's no difference in the wellbeing of children raised by gay and straight couples. All that's holding these little darlings back from the happy family life that they deserve is the outdated prejudices of some prudes. All we want is to adopt a child to call our own. It'll be fabulous!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.