Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Andria]

silvertone's economy is stalled at a zero 

[ME##]

silvertone's economy is stalled at a zero 

he's our north korea

[Wrench]

My nation loves me. Very good civil rights even though political freedoms are rare

[ME##]

The average income tax rate is 8%.

oh wow, i should have looked at that more carefully.  i gave them another tax break to distract them from the scandal in my government.   

[Andria]

oh wow, i should have looked at that more carefully.  i gave them another tax break to distract them from the scandal in my government.   

The average income tax rate is 58%, and even higher for the wealthy

[Thyme]

54% for thymia lol

[Andria]

54% for thymia lol

Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.


damn that's

black market basket weaving

[ME##]

The average income tax rate is 58%, and even higher for the wealthy

weak, you need to get it up to 100% 

[Andria]

weak, you need to get it up to 100% 

It has been steadily rising. And the rich already pay 100%

[Wrench]

It has been steadily rising. And the rich already pay 100%

Lol same

[YPrrrr]

So I make gay marriage legal... 3 issues later: a transsexual model was outted to have been born a man. As a result her marriage was nullified and she demands recognition of her true sex.

Wtf mate, I already threw you that bone

[ME##]

The Nomadic Peoples of Jhut Bolokia is a small, genial nation, renowned for its enforced nudity. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 20 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, and the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jhut Bolokia's national animal is the Sand Dollar, and its currency is the Sand Dollar.


god, ypr's nation sounds so cool

[Thyme]

Jhut Bolokia's national animal is the Sand Dollar, and its currency is the Sand Dollar.

i lol'd

[YPrrrr]

We are too focused on cool. I wish to someday emulate the boyahland powerhouse of taavet and it's amazing economy

i lol'd

it is also on the national flag

[ME##]

i wish i could use my economy and military to take out xanintova