Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Mando Pandango]

87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

"Private prisons?! Rehabilitation?! How utterly ridiculous!" exclaims Abraham Laine, Popsiclasia's toughest police officer. "Both of these proposals will simply waste resources on the scum of society. I say that we should summarily execute all violent criminals and give their property to their victims."

YES

MORE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

MORE

[ME##]

87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

oh god, that's beautiful

88 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Taavet's many privately-owned prisons.

[Thyme]

"People Request Not So Much Dictatorship, If That's All Right"

People of Thymia, prepare to face the rude of your great leader.

[Mando Pandango]

"People Request Not So Much Dictatorship, If That's All Right"

People of Thymia, prepare to face the rude of your great leader.

Yeah I got that one the other day.

For whatever reason it affects both civil and political rights. Whatever man.

[Thyme]

The High Minister for Finance, who also happens to be your brother, dismisses the claim. "What these people fail to realize is that you know what's best for them. The alternative is anarchy! I say stick to your course. And execute these wackos for treason."

whooooooooaaaaaaa no no no no no no no

gonna have to dismiss this one

[Socks]

what have you guys become?  

[Mando Pandango]

YES THYME. YES.

KILL ALL WHO OPPOSE YOU

[Thyme]

gonna have to dismiss this one

which i admit is in itself p. rude lol

[ME##]

Taavet is ranked 21st in Boyahland and 91,261st in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring -8 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.


it was at a -6 earlier today

[don't let's]

I'm 18th with a 5 score

[ME##]

ECONOMICS IN BOYAHLAND
Gross Regional Product$4 trillion
GRP Per Capita$9.7 thousand
Largest Population  View List Xaninthova (26 million)
Regional Average GDP$189.7 billion
Largest GDP  View List Taavet ($694.3 billion)
Smallest GDP  View List Silverbreed ($1.9 billion)
Largest GDP Per Capita  View List Taavet ($30.2 thousand)
Smallest GDP Per Capita  View List Silverbreed ($84.2)
Largest Consumption  View List Taavet ($553.5 billion)
Smallest Consumption  View List Silverbreed ($785.5 million)
Largest Budget  View List Popoland ($176.1 billion)
Smallest Budget  View List Silverbreed ($1.3 billion)
Largest Waste  View List Asabon ($19.5 billion)
Smallest Waste  View List Silverbreed ($100 million)
Largest Unemployment  View List Silverbreed (26.11%)
Smallest Unemployment  View List Taavet (4.77%)
Largest Imports  View List Taavet ($82.7 billion)
Smallest Imports  View List Silverbreed ($246.9 million)
Largest Exports  View List Taavet ($89.4 billion)
Smallest Exports  View List Silverbreed ($205.7 million)

it finally updated

[Andria]

silvertone's economy is stalled at a zero 

[ME##]

silvertone's economy is stalled at a zero 

he's our north korea

[Wrench]

My nation loves me. Very good civil rights even though political freedoms are rare

[ME##]

The average income tax rate is 8%.

oh wow, i should have looked at that more carefully.  i gave them another tax break to distract them from the scandal in my government.