Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[?????]

I just realized that my citizens are the happiest in Boyahland. FUCK YES

[Hippopo]

FUCK THIS SHIT

I'm building up my military and going to war mothafuckers. 

[?????]

Too bad you can't do war in this D:

[Hippopo]

Too bad you can't do war in this D:

But my two issues today were about increased spending for military weapons and whether I wanted to prepare to go to war with other countries.

Why would they ask me to do these things if I couldn't go to war? 

[Thyme]

But my two issues today were about increased spending for military weapons and whether I wanted to prepare to go to war with other countries.

Why would they ask me to do these things if I couldn't go to war? 

to see how your stats would react lol

[Hippopo]

to see how your stats would react lol

Fuck that shit.

If I can't actually GO to war, my stats will suffer.

[Hippopo]

On second thought, I'll just keep things how they are.

I'm prepared to be a military state.

[Snowy]

Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.


damn that's

black market basket weaving

oh my god lol

[don't let's]

"We'd be missing an amazing opportunity if we pass this up," says William Smith, your Minister of Sports. "But we've got to be in it to win! Simply building new stadia won't be enough, we need to be funding new sports centres and hiring the best coaches for our entrants! You could put more money into public facilities too, like gyms or something. Then no one can accuse you of wasting everyone's tax Astras, ha ha. Ha."

Let's see where this takes my failed economy to now

economy went up

[Nyerp]

Will Smith, your Minister of Sports

[bluaki]

A brother and sister, Jack and Jill, went to apply for a marriage license today, causing a stir among the populace and many media outlets.

1. "We just want to get married!" Jill yells to a nearby reporter. "What exactly is wrong with a brother and a sister getting married? Who are we hurting?!" adds Jack, defensively. "The government should just butt out of marriage. It's not their business who or what we marry."

4. "Duuude, marriage is like totally outdated", says a hippie, wearing a multi-colored robe and in need of a wash. "They're like, restrictive and they bring down the vibe, man. Why put people in a box; let us roam free and we can all be brothers and sisters! It's what's nature wanted!"

I'm not sure which to pick

The latter option basically means eliminating the idea of marriage, right?

[Andria]

I'm tempted to ban gambling to watch my economy tank since it's my ONLY industry... but I will just let kids gamble instead

[Snowy]

I'm tempted to ban gambling to watch my economy tank since it's my ONLY industry... but I will just let kids gamble instead

That's what I did.

[Socks]

I only let kids gamble because I thought a nation without any gambling is worse than one who allows kids to gamble.

[Thyme]

"This 'slippery slope' argument has got me thinking," says Police Minister Thomas Khan. "You know, it would be a lot easier to fight crime if we watched people all the time. Not with cameras, of course. That's clearly an invasion of privacy. But how about a national database of our citizens, coupled with compulsory ID cards and barcoding? It would stop crime dead in its tracks."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.


The Rudeship of Thymia is about to get ruder.