Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[?????]

JOIN NAO

[YPrrrr]

is it too late to join you guys in this? what is this?

Nope, you can hop in any time.

Basically you just create a fictional nation and it gives you some stats to compare with other fictional nations via the decisions you make on the issues it gives you.

[bluaki]

19 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Tavono, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets.

I eliminated the institution of marriage and this is the result

also, my page still says that same-sex marriages are increasingly common despite marriage itself no longer existing

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Following new legislation in NotSid, the government's only official statement on the burning down of NotSid City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.

If there is one thing I want my people to remember me for, its for my compassion.

[strongbad]

Nope, you can hop in any time.

Basically you just create a fictional nation and it gives you some stats to compare with other fictional nations via the decisions you make on the issues it gives you.

is there like a boyah community or something?

[bluaki]

is there like a boyah community or something?

Like the first post of the thread says, after registering, go to http://www.nationstates.net/region=boyahland and use the password "echosentme" to join Boyahland.

Also after registering, you may want to, in your settings page, set the issue interval to twice a day (default is once) and customize your flag's appearance.

[applesauce]

Mine is actually starting to become my utopia:

"The Nomadic Peoples of Chattieria is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-working, intelligent population of 29 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The small, liberal government concentrates mainly on Public Transport, although Education and Commerce are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 13%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining industries.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, cars are banned, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chattieria's national animal is the Bat, and its currency is the AAA."

[Mando Pandango]

my country is fucked beyond repair

The Grand Duchy of Popsiclasia is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 26 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36%, but much higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Gambling industries.

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, criminals are executed and their property seized, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Popsiclasia's national animal is the stegosaurus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the cherry shekel.

[Andria]

My economy picked up even more. I'm up to 60 on the trend

[Socks]

A group of holidaymakers from Gondwannaland have been arrested while visiting the scenic, yet corrupt and totalitarian, nation of Maxtopia on charges of drug trafficking - an offence which carries the maximum sentence of the death penalty. The story has provoked outrage from citizens, many believing the government should intervene to bring the tourists back home.

Snowy is this you!? 
Let my people go!

I will tear you to pieces, death will descent upon you land, and slaughter shall be found there.

Also what the fuck, why didn't it give me an option to make all drugs legal in my country. :'(

[don't let's]

"Yo, dude, I've got a better idea," says Roxanne Zhu while executing a complicated 360° spin over your head. "What if skateboarding was the only way to get around? Wouldn't that be cool? Skateboarding is cheap, healthy, and fun! Everyone should do it! You could improve, like, the quality of life for everyone by banning vehicles and making skateboarding the only legal way to travel. People'd love you for it, man. Well, apart from the guys who make cars and the like, I guess."

I was really tempted to chose this option just to see what would happen.

[Mando Pandango]

An old supporter of yours has recently passed on, leaving a quite sizeable plot of land to you in his will - but only under a rather unusual condition: that the site be developed into a colosseum for hosting gladiatorial fights and other bloody spectacles.

OH MY GOD WHAT

"Yes, yes!" cries William Harishchandra, waving a wooden sword enthusiastically. "You've gotta do this, man! Gladiator fights are like the ultimate in spectator sports! And it doesn't just have to be people! We could pit man against stegosaurus! Blade against claw! Nothing to their names but their wits and their stamina! You'd have to pay people a lot to risk their lives doing this but I bet you'd earn a whole lot more from merchandise and wagers and stuff!"

MAN AGAINST STEGOSAURUS

[?????]

A group of holidaymakers from Gondwannaland have been arrested while visiting the scenic, yet corrupt and totalitarian, nation of Maxtopia on charges of drug trafficking - an offence which carries the maximum sentence of the death penalty. The story has provoked outrage from citizens, many believing the government should intervene to bring the tourists back home.

Snowy is this you!? 
Let my people go!

I will tear you to pieces, death will descent upon you land, and slaughter shall be found there.

Also what the fuck, why didn't it give me an option to make all drugs legal in my country. :'(

I had no drug laws when I created my nation. I also legalized recreational drugs with an issue that was over people getting high at work.

[bluaki]

After a sixty year old man with psoriasis streaked past cameras and millions of sports fans during the snooker league playoffs, protesters have called for tougher action.

"This can't go on!" says traumatized snooker player Buffy Mistletoe, "Children are watching sports and having them exposed to this lewd behaviour is unacceptable! I demand that these people be locked up for several years and maybe they'll have learnt their lesson!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

Ew, nudity

[Wrench]

i done fucked up

my civil rights are back to average