Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Andria]

too much exposure to raw uranium it would seem

uranium causing cancer? Who would have guessed.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

11 hours ago: Following new legislation in NotSid, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.

I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING KILLED THE HOMELESS GODDAMNIT.

[Mando Pandango]

"As far as I can see, homeless people are already a nuisance," says Cooper Woolf, a proud citizen. "They're mostly thieves and drug addicts, they make the streets a dangerous place for our children, they make honest people feel guilty for turfing them off their doorsteps and, frankly, they smell bad. They're vermin, plain and simple, and as such I suggest they be destroyed before the infestation gets even more out of hand."

don't worry sid, i'll avenge you

[Thyme]

"There's a simple way to boost the marriage rate," says gay rights activist Jennifer Chicago. "Abolish those archaic laws that discriminate against same-sex marriages. It's obscene to treat people differently because of their sexual preference. Besides, everyone knows gay relationships are more stable than straight ones."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.



Oh boy.
inb4 different-sex marriage is made illegal

[bluaki]

My current issue is about graffiti. It's somewhat dull and both options seem uninteresting, so I'll just dismiss it >_<'

Oh boy.
inb4 different-sex marriage is made illegal

Many of us have had that issue before

Your choice results in:

12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tavono, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.

and I also received 6 points boosted civil rights rating

[Thyme]

oh that's cool

[YPrrrr]

Options regarding developing a space program:

A: Do it! We can show off our scientific prowess to the rest of the world!

B: Sure, but let's sell ad space on the shuttle and auction off the building contract to cut costs

C: Let's make religious education mandatory in schools

Huhwhat

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Options regarding developing a space program:

A: Do it! We can show off our scientific prowess to the rest of the world!

B: Sure, but let's sell ad space on the shuttle and auction off the building contract to cut costs

C: Let's make religious education mandatory in schools

Huhwhat

obviously you have some scientologist lobbyists working in your government

[Socks]

I just took away all forms of security for airplane travel, oohhhh yeahhh, I'm taking it back to how it was, when people were trusted, had common sense and a care for there life and love.

Back to the days when air travel was LUXURIOUS.

[Andria]

UFOs made my economy jump 6 points

[Socks]

I just took away all forms of security for airplane travel, oohhhh yeahhh, I'm taking it back to how it was, when people were trusted, had common sense and a care for there life and love.

Back to the days when air travel was LUXURIOUS.

29 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Gondwannaland, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Gondwannaland are highly popular tourist destinations.

[Andria]

29 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Gondwannaland, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Gondwannaland are highly popular tourist destinations.

well that surely wasn't what you were going for

[Socks]

well that surely wasn't what you were going for

my hopes have crashed and burned, you could say.

[Socks]

Also I just noticed at the bottom of every issue there is something like this...

Issue by: The kennedy family

This kind of disturbs me.

[don't let's]

"We'd be missing an amazing opportunity if we pass this up," says William Smith, your Minister of Sports. "But we've got to be in it to win! Simply building new stadia won't be enough, we need to be funding new sports centres and hiring the best coaches for our entrants! You could put more money into public facilities too, like gyms or something. Then no one can accuse you of wasting everyone's tax Astras, ha ha. Ha."

Let's see where this takes my failed economy to now