Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[ME##]

WHAT

NIGGER WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT

I SAID STOP BEING SO CRUEL TO THE ANIMALS YOU ARE RAISING FOR MEAT

HOW DOES THAT TRANSLATE AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE MEAT

rofl i love the extreme results in this game

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i learned that there is no middle ground the hard way

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

"As far as I can see, homeless people are already a nuisance," says Violet Wall, a proud citizen. "They're mostly thieves and drug addicts, they make the streets a dangerous place for our children, they make honest people feel guilty for turfing them off their doorsteps and, frankly, they smell bad. They're vermin, plain and simple, and as such I suggest they be destroyed before the infestation gets even more out of hand.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

17% of population dies in the woods 

[snoorkel]

17% of population dies in the woods 

how did you get this I want this. will u be my presidente.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

how did you get this I want this. will u be my presidente.

bby ill sign ur treaty right on the dotted line if you know what im saying

[don't let's]

    "That's what they want! Leverage!" hollers Efthamia de Jong, your Minister of Defence, storming into your office. "Advances in our markets, political favours - they'll do anything to undermine us! They've always hated us, those rats! If you ask me, this brouhaha isn't about drugs - it's a spit in our eye, that's what it is! What kind of people execute kids for having a few ounces on them? We ought to give them a good bombing, then they'll know how a proper country behaves!"

[Andria]

my economy is picking up!

and unanimous votes for bills to pass is now required

[Andria]

35 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.




both my economy and political freedoms are now on the rise

[bluaki]

my economy is picking up!

Mine dropped from 76 to 29 quite a while ago thanks to the gambling ban and hasn't gone up since

my current issue is about aliens, with options of either wasting ridiculous sums of money on attempting to find them, increasing military to control the skies, or stop wasting cat pictures on searching for aliens. Choosing the latter, I hope its effect on economy is positive.

[Socks]

then you nation will be unprepared for the ultimate coming of the gods.

[bluaki]

then you nation will be unprepared for the ultimate coming of the gods.

"Extraterrestrial lifeforms? Alien invaders? I don't know why we even have to listen to such idiocy!" complains prize-winning physicist Abraham Frederickson. "In my opinion, the idea of 'aliens' on another planet is highly unlikely, and even if they did exist, getting from there to here is technically impossible! I say we forget this nonsense and stop spending our tax cat pictures on it. Leave this sort of foolishness to the people who attend those 'trekkie' conventions."

I agree with this

[Socks]

I agree with this

Every single points in it was wrong and incorrect, in fact, we are the aliens, and the fathers are out there watching, one day they will come, as they have been all the time.

[YPrrrr]

I have to choose between trial by jury and trial by combat/dueling... Why can't I make it the choice of the parties involved >_<'

[Snowy]

If you don't choose by dueling I will wage war on you. My country of angry nudists will topple your country of civil pussies.