Question aimed more towards Christians lol

[guff]

oh and then you have this kid who attempts to randomly insult you and makes little actual contribution to the topic

GAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Daddy]

i just want to see the logic  

No, do NOT invite him!

Is he a fundie?  

GAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you are a DICK 

[PuuMastaFunk]

you don't even know who i'm talking about

No, but I'm already scared for the poor bastard's life.

[Himu]

how does jesus get portals he is nailed to a cross

idk the portals were majorly distorted idk i wasnt there

valentelogy sounds cool for your theory though

i have a friend who is a very devout christian and is very knowledgeable about this sort of thing. I will run this by him next time I see him.

Tell him he can't use the translation error thing because it's too broad of a mistake.

[Zach]

No, but I'm already scared for the poor bastard's life.

he is a motherfucking hardcore christian. there is nothing here that could be said that would sway his mindset.

[PuuMastaFunk]

idk the portals were majorly distorted idk i wasnt there

valentelogy sounds cool for your theory though ;)Tell him he can't use the translation error thing because it's too broad of a mistake.

He could have said all three...

he is a motherfucking hardcore christian. there is nothing here that could be said that would sway his mindset.

Good point...Who is it?

[Zach]

Tell him he can't use the translation error thing because it's too broad of a mistake.

Don't worry, he believes that the Bible is 100% inerrant, so he wouldn't use such an excuse.

[Zach]

Good point...Who is it?

A guy I know named Clint. You don't know him.

[Slim]

Well, kinda...It really depends. Did you learn something from the experience (other than the fact that you're a suicidal lunatic and that drinking Draino is a bad idea...)? Did you come out a better person at the end? If yes, devine intervention.

Whenever I watch porn, I learn a technique that's new and potentially useful from the experience. Is that divine intervention?

And, yes, when people die, it is God's will to bring them to heaven. But there's still a difference between murder and natural death.

Nope. That's just something people tell themselves to cope with the uncomfortable truth that death is random and meaningless. With all this tedious willing up people to heaven work, it's a shame that he didn't just start us off in heaven in the first place. Seems like it would have saved everyone a lot of trouble.
and btw, the chat threading here is actually starting to annoy me.

[Daddy]

so you're saying logic wont' work and he gets boners from fallacies.

Don't worry, he believes that the Bible is 100% inerrant, so he wouldn't use such an excuse.

oh god lol

how does he support the biblical claim that Ã�â,¬=3.0

[Himu]

Don't worry, he believes that the Bible is 100% inerrant, so he wouldn't use such an excuse.

...If he's like how I think he's like, then asking him anything will result in NOTHING.

[Zach]

...If he's like how I think he's like, then asking him anything will result in NOTHING.

Maybe. I mean, this guy is everything all of you would hate.

Young Earth creationist? Check.
Believes in the infallibility of the Bible? Yep.
Thinks dinosaurs were on the ark with Noah? You better goddamn believe it.

[Daddy]

Young Earth creationist? Check.

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Believes in the infallibility of the Bible? Yep.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Thinks dinosaurs were on the ark with Noah? You better goddamn believe it.

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[Classic]

A T-Rex next to a couple of sheep?

Must have been an entertaining show.

[Himu]

Maybe. I mean, this guy is everything all of you would hate.

Young Earth creationist? Check.
Believes in the infallibility of the Bible? Yep.
Thinks dinosaurs were on the ark with Noah? You better goddamn believe it.

Oh well I don't hate anything dealing with Christianity.  I just don't agree with it.

Unless they're those sign fucking gay bashers who think protesting is going to make homosexuals spontaneously fall to the ground and repent, when all they're doing is building up everyones animosity towards Christians.  Then I hate them AND don't agree with them.

At least he doesn't think dinosaurs were fake.  Yes there are plenty of people who think so.