Question aimed more towards Christians lol

[Daddy]

yeah some of these options are silly but i want to see how some people respond and if some people really are crazy

[Alan]

third from the top

[Classic]

I don't believe in God and I believe we evolved.

[Daddy]

third from the top

oops i forgot to finish that one. i meant to include 'and evolved from there' which is silly

uhm you can change your vote if you want.

and are you

[Thyme]

I don't believe in Yahweh (that's the one you mean right? ) and I believe we evolved.

That sentence doesn't cover everything but it is, in itself, true.

[Daddy]

I don't believe in Yahweh (that's the one you mean right? ) and I believe we evolved.

That sentence doesn't cover everything but it is, in itself, true.

I said "God" not a god so yes.

[YPrrrr]

I don't know if this fits the fourth option, but I basically believe God created the world whenever it began and He had a plan for humanity to inherit the earth. He may have created humanity through evolution.

[Daddy]

I don't know if this fits the fourth option, but I basically believe God created the world whenever it began and He had a plan for humanity to inherit the earth. He may have created humanity through evolution.

yeah that'd be the fourth.

[Veal]

I believe in God and that I don't know what to believe as far as evolution goes beyond that. It seems to be supported by science, but that could be trickery, you know, something affected by the flood or... something. I really don't know anything about it beyond the basics taught in Biology, and I don't care, which sounds ignorant but there's a million things to study and whether we evolved or not doesn't affect my belief in a God or how I should live.

in short, i don't know ;_;

[Bolivian Army]

i belive God is smart and jamvey is dumb 

[j o e i n c]

H: idk

[Det in F♯ Major]

uhm why are like the first 49320432 options the same thing

I believe that God created the world 6000 years ago and we evolved from there
I believe we evolved a long time ago but God created the world.

[Thyme]

uhm why are like the first 49320432 options the same thing

I believe that God created the world 6000 years ago and we evolved from there
I believe we evolved a long time ago but God created the world.

Second option is earlier than 6000 years ago.

[Daddy]

uhm why are like the first 49320432 options the same thing

I believe that God created the world 6000 years ago and we evolved from there
I believe we evolved a long time ago but God created the world.

durp

a. God created the world 4000bc and somehow, we evolved from there even though lol 6000 years isn't enough to develop a human species.
b. God created the world/universe/penis billions of years ago and we evolved over millions of years.

NAWT the same woman. 

[Virgule punctuation mark]

I don't think that there are many accurate measures of time described in the Bible, in many passages Days, months, years, and such are used interchangeably and/or figuratively.
"For a thousand years in your sight are like a day that has just gone by, or like a watch in the night."- Psalm 90:4

The whole thing, if true seems like a plausible enough outline of pre-history
First there is the void of space, followed by the light of the sun, eventually the earth is created with water, and later still land rises, bringing plant-life.
At some point the moon appears and sea-creatures are created, followed by flying ones (only part that would seem to possibly contradict scientific evidence)
after another "day" The earth would bring forth creatures as well, then after another period Humankind is made.