Question aimed more towards Christians lol

[Himu]

Ahem.

I still want an answer to my Jesus' last words and Judas question.  My theory right now involves time and space bending portals. >:\

[PuuMastaFunk]

Ahem.

I still want an answer to my Jesus' last words and Judas question.  My theory right now involves time and space bending portals. >:\

What?

[Zach]

Ahem.

I still want an answer to my Jesus' last words and Judas question.  My theory right now involves time and space bending portals. >:\

oh

i forgot about that

[Classic]

What?

She's being silly. Ignore it.

[PuuMastaFunk]

She's being silly. Ignore it.

Oh, yeah, I remember. Grain of salt.

[Daddy]

no, that was about me.

but then again that theory was from me and IT'S .

they should teach it in churches.

[Thyme]

but then again that theory was from me and IT'S .

they should teach it in churches.

Oh. I [Blessed] her for that.

[Zach]

Oh, yeah, I remember. Grain of salt.

no, it was something where she was asking about errors she saw in the bible

[Daddy]

What?

Zach:
"Eloi Eloi, lama sabachthani?" - Mark and Matthew
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark%2015:34&version=31;
too lazy to search for matthew's account. i think his might have been in hebrew/aramaic (whatever this one wasn't in)

"It is finished" - John
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2019:30;&version=31;

"Father, into your hands I commit my spirit." - Luke
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%2023:46;&version=31;


with the former, it sounds like he is upset that he has to do it.

I also said

Question #2: According to the Bible, Jesus has said three different things before he died according to three different New Testament authors.  Did he somehow die three times?  Explain?

this one is easy.  he is all powerful and placed 3 of his disciples in 3 different timelines to view his death and then once he died their timelines merged.




i just made that last thing up

[Himu]

I know that this is most likely a completely ignorant opinion (in your eyes), but I just believe that the bible is too simple of an explanation to explain how the universe was created, and that the universe is too complex for the evolution theory to be completely reliable.  Sorry. ;-;

Question #1:  What was the real order of creation?  The Bible jumps around a lot with that.

Question #2: According to the Bible, Jesus has said three different things before he died according to three different New Testament authors.  Did he somehow die three times?  Explain?

Question #3: Judas, Judas, Judas.  He betrayed Jesus, felt guilty, hung himself.  I'm not sure if it was said if he went to heaven or hell, but the latter would totally prove God as an unjust God.  It was Jesus' plan that he would be betrayed by his disciple resulting in his death.  Couldn't he just prevent that from happening?

This question might have mistakes because the only story I know by heart is Samson and Delilah lol

THIS ONE I'M NOT BEING SILLY^ >:\

jmv you said alternate timeline or something

portals are so much more logical

[Zach]

i have a friend who is a very devout christian and is very knowledgeable about this sort of thing. I will run this by him next time I see him.

[Daddy]

how does jesus get portals he is nailed to a cross

i have a friend who is a very devout christian and is very knowledgeable about this sort of thing. I will run this by him next time I see him.

invite him

[Zach]

how does jesus get portals he is nailed to a cross invite him

he would shit a golden brick if he saw some of the things i say on here

[PuuMastaFunk]

how does jesus get portals he is nailed to a cross invite him

No, do NOT invite him!

[Zach]

No, do NOT invite him!

you don't even know who i'm talking about