I slowly pull the door open, hand shaking, and approach him

[Daddy]

[spoiler]It's the raccoon [/spoiler]


Yes, it's hard to see because it's dark and my hand was shaking(I was putting my hand near a damn wild animal )

It's kind of hard to see

[Hiro]

I honestly thought you took a picture of your anus 

[Thyme]

I honestly thought it was C-Note's nose.

[move]yeah, i didn't read the whole title [/move]

[Andria]

Why didn't you let him bite you? Then you might become Racoonman

[Daddy]

I hate C-Note, the raccoon put his head into my kitchen and I readied the camera for another shot then C-Note and his FATNESS came bumbling into the kitchen and barked at the raccoon so I had to shut the door before he hurt the raccoon or the raccoon attacked me.

[l a c e y]

I thought this story was gunna be about a job interview.

[Oh]

 Oh god lol, your C-Note post made me lol.  And I thought it was your armpit at first. 

[Daddy]

Clucky couldn't see it so I had to circle it and she couldn't see it sitll so I fucked with the image in photoshop

[Oh]

Clucky couldn't see it so I had to circle it and she couldn't see it sitll so I fucked with the image in photoshop

Or poop coming out your anus? 

[Daddy]

i want to keep them

[Claquesous]

Speaking of wild animals...

Thursday, a little before 7AM I heard some noises. Thought it was my mom getting ready for work. But the noises sounded a little too close. AND THEN I saw something fly from right to left. I was under my covers on my left side. For whatever reason, I looked at my window to the right of me. There I saw the silhouette of a bat. There was a fucking bat in my room. I ran out of my room and pulled the door shut.

[Andria]

Speaking of wild animals...

Thursday, a little before 7AM I heard some noises. Thought it was my mom getting ready for work. But the noises sounded a little too close. AND THEN I saw something fly from right to left. I was under my covers on my left side. For whatever reason, I looked at my window to the right of me. There I saw the silhouette of a bat. There was a fucking bat in my room. I ran out of my room and pulled the door shut.

Then what happened? 

[Selkie]

I honestly thought you took a picture of your anus 

Are you suggesting his anus is a large, deep crater?

[Wrench]

Cool. Have bread next time.

[Claquesous]

Then what happened? 

I guess it went back out the way it came, because when my mom's friend came over to find take care of it, it was gone. So he plugged up any holes he could find.