Boyah Confession Booth (Retired)

[Boyager]

I wish canada liked me, but even if we went out i would probably just let her down

[Boyager]

I am actually a gorilla

[Boyager]

I'm ashamed that I support a form of eugenics.

[Boyager]

I think I have an STD... 

[Boyager]

I think I have an STD... 

which one

[Boyager]

which one

virginity

[Boyager]

i banged sam




...

and then i woke up

[Boyager]

i banged sam




...

and then i woke up

hi geno

[Boyager]

I took a shit and didn't wipe.

[Boyager]

virginity

i lold

[Boyager]

virginity

um how can you sexually transmit the lack of sex

[Boyager]

um how can you sexually transmit the lack of sex

that's what i thought

[Boyager]

I banged sam too. Except it was in my head and my hands were... well. Yeah.

[Boyager]

i don't want this year to be over

[Boyager]

I'll be flying away.