Boyah Confession Booth (Retired)

[Boyager]

i eat people

[Boyager]

the door was beeping but i thought i was in trouble for something (not that i did anything to get in trouble for) so i left in a hurry
then i discover that dyke left the security tag on my xmas sweater and now i have to go back in this weather to get it taken off for his stupid mistake

I LOVE CHRISTMAS

[Boyager]

I think people are beautiful when they cry.

[Boyager]

My ex-girlfriend who is kinda my current girlfriend was addicted to meth when she was 12 or 13.

[Boyager]

I get spoiled too much for Christmas presents

[Boyager]

I LIKE BESTIALITY

[Boyager]

I LIKE BESTIALITY

more importantly, you spelled it right

[Boyager]

It sucks liking someone who doesn't know or would even slightly like me back.

[Boyager]

An apology and 3 words. You know it's right.

[Boyager]

hey guys i distributed child pornography

[Boyager]

An apology and 3 words. You know it's right.

3 rights make a left

[Boyager]

i broke into your house and touched your cat

twice

what are you gonna do about it?

[Boyager]

3 rights make a left

3 rights make a [

[Boyager]

I'm tired of taking a back seat to everything all the time

[Boyager]

She won't talk or tell him to stop.
I don't want to talk about what happened and she won't stop him.