OH GOD, I GOT CHEESE IN MY EYE

[ncba93ivyase]

What the fuck is wrong with tou 

Also, was the hair actually growing up in there or was it some random person's that somehow got up there

I woke up and I guess somehow I snorted it up there while sleeping.

[Houdini]

I flicked hot chili sauce in my eye with my fork.  I got in trouble for sprinting out of math. :\

Did you also get in trouble for eating hot chili sauce in class?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I hate finding hairs in my eye or mouth.

[Full Metal Ryder]

I hate finding hairs in my eye or mouth.

and the award for most inappropriate use of the "" emote goes tooo....

[C.Mongler]

haha bet you wont eat any mini weenurs again

also that means ur gay cuz u liek weenurs 

[YPrrrr]

One time I was eating wheat thins so hard the box got stuck in my anus

[FAMY2]

I woke up and I guess somehow I snorted it up there while sleeping.

This could only happen to you.   

[The artist formally known]

I'M EATING MINI WEINERS FILLED WITH CHEESE AND I GOT ONE AND TORE IT IN HALF AND SQUEEZED IT AND IT WENT STRAIGHT IN MY RIGHT EYES

Happened to me once but it got in my mouth, I laughed and it was delicous