OH GOD, I GOT CHEESE IN MY EYE

[ncba93ivyase]

I'M EATING MINI WEINERS FILLED WITH CHEESE AND I GOT ONE AND TORE IT IN HALF AND SQUEEZED IT AND IT WENT STRAIGHT IN MY RIGHT EYES

[V]

aka cum

[Himu]

I flicked hot chili sauce in my eye with my fork.  I got in trouble for sprinting out of math. :\

[Selkie]

maybe your vision will be better now

[Wrench]

You need to get better at eating those things. They can be dangerous.

[Selkie]

You need to get better at eating those things. They can be dangerous.

maybe he sahould wear safety goggles 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I was eating a hotdog once, and I took a bite out of it and hot oil squirted right into my left eye.
that wasnt fun

[Paul]

I was at the beach once and I got a snail in my eye.

[Daddy]

moneyshot from a hotdog.

[superclucky]

That's what you get for eating unnatural hotdogs.

[6M69I69B9]

I'M EATING MINI WEINERS FILLED WITH CHEESE AND I GOT ONE AND TORE IT IN HALF AND SQUEEZED IT AND IT WENT STRAIGHT IN MY RIGHT EYES

ha you have a deformed face

haha

[:atomsk:]

i pulled a hair out of my eye that was about an inch, inch 1/2 long. i was like wtf?

[ncba93ivyase]

i pulled a hair out of my eye that was about an inch, inch 1/2 long. i was like wtf?

I once had a hair that was about 6 inches long up in my nose, hanging down into my throat.

Sliding that thing out felt sooo good.

[Full Metal Ryder]

I once had a hair that was about 6 inches long up in my nose, hanging down into my throat.

Sliding that thing out felt sooo good.

feels good man

[Selkie]

I once had a hair that was about 6 inches long up in my nose, hanging down into my throat.

Sliding that thing out felt sooo good.

What the fuck is wrong with tou 

Also, was the hair actually growing up in there or was it some random person's that somehow got up there