u no wut

[ncba93ivyase]

Every time I meet a girl, they always think I'm the sweetest, shyest guy ever. They're always like "aww, why don't you ever talk?" I always say something like "because I have nothing to talk about," or "because you really don't want me to talk." It's also great how girls always think I'm what many would consider a "good Christian." (even though I'm atheist)

I remember when my one friend asked a few female friends if they ever shlicked; they were all like "ew, no, it's gross." Then he said "Everyone does it, so just admit it." They were like, "No, not everyone. Just perverts." Then my friend was like "Then all men must be perverts. Tell me, who is the most unperverted guy you know?" My female friends all pointed to me. I was just like  caterpie;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

You're so sweet, Lawlz. flower;

[Samus Aran]

IF ONLY THEY KNEW THE REAL RONALD ROLLINS

[ncba93ivyase]

IF ONLY THEY KNEW THE REAL RONALD ROLLINS

EVENTUALLY, A FEW OF THEM DID GET TO TRULY KNOW THE REAL RONALD JOHNATHAN DALLAS ROLLINS.

[pringle positive]

I remember when my one friend asked a few female friends if they ever shlicked; they were all like "ew, no, it's gross." Then he said "Everyone does it, so just admit it." They were like, "No, not everyone. Just perverts."

they're just hiding the fact that they do it educate;

[ncba93ivyase]

they're just hiding the fact that they do it educate;

I know this. caterpie;

What blew it was when one of them tried to say they didn't know what an orgasm was. I silently lol'd.

[Tomboh]

they're just hiding the fact that they do it educate;

You're a genius.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I know this. caterpie;

What blew it was when one of them tried to say they didn't know what an orgasm was. I silently lol'd.

lul

[pringle positive]

You're a genius.

I know v;

[Samus Aran]

I know this. caterpie;

What blew it was when one of them tried to say they didn't know what an orgasm was. I silently lol'd.

One girl I talked to on Nsider didn't know what an orgasm felt like, because she'd never had one before. Never masturbated even once. She was 14 at the time.

She could have been lying, but she really did seem horribly confused, and she was sort of at a loss for an explanation of why she didn't know until she finally admitted it.

[Himu]

I've almost had an orgasm before.  *cough*tablesex*cough*

[Samus Aran]

I've almost had an orgasm before.  *cough*tablesex*cough*

I don't see why you don't just masturbate, have an orgasm, and get it over with.

[pringle positive]

I don't see why you don't just masturbate, have an orgasm, and get it over with.

Isn't that the whole point?

[Himu]

I don't see why you don't just masturbate, have an orgasm, and get it over with.

I will try tonight.  I get horny just I let it pass.

[Samus Aran]

Isn't that the whole point?

Well she said she's "almost had one," and there's no shame in having one, so I say just do it. And yes, that's the point, but um...

wait, what?