Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Andria]

I don't know what to do

do I upgrade sports venues so we can have foreigners play?

do I tell them to get money from private places?

do I tell kids to fuck the rules?

what do I do

[ME##]

i was bored and annoyed at how the tracker doesn't rank us in a common currency so i just took some [of the more important] data and converted them into us dollars using the conversion rate listed for each country and got:



[spoiler]there might be probably are some errors, i'm only human

and the last imports/exports/balance of trade are all linked that's why the names are dropped[/spoiler]

[Snowy]

6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, sex changes are routinely performed at Asabon's hospitals.
18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, Harry Potter books are banned.
18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, military spending recently hit a new high.
1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, the Ocelot is a protected species.
2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.

[ME##]

18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, Harry Potter books are banned.

looks like i'm stopping all imports of asabonian goods

[Mando Pandango]

lmao @ silvertone's GDP

[silvertone]

i have 69 and 88. i am grand supreme.

[ME##]

he knows what it's all about

you need to trash your economy some more

[ME##]

it's too low to be trashable any further

all you have to do is outlaw business when/if that issue comes up

[Thyme]

all you have to do is outlaw business when/if that issue comes up

they already are

[ME##]

they already are

[Thyme]

The Eternal Rudeship of Thymia

[Andria]

The Eternal Rudeship of Thymia

You're running a wonderful nation, keep up the good work

[Socks]

It's interesting, my economy is improving, and both my political freedoms and civil rights are taking a hit...
It's interesting how in the us we point to our economy as a sign of our progress and liberty...
It's interesting how this shows a lie.

[ME##]

2 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.

[Mando Pandango]

107 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, meat-eating is frowned upon.

WHAT

NIGGER WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT

I SAID STOP BEING SO CRUEL TO THE ANIMALS YOU ARE RAISING FOR MEAT

HOW DOES THAT TRANSLATE AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE MEAT