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Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMZelda

*whine* WAAAAAH I'M SO BAD AT EVERYTHING *kills everyone*

this zelda is the most annoying, most whiny, most criminally useless zelda in any zelda game ever lol

she's a step away from being the chairman mao of zeldas

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMMipha

I LOVE YOU LINK LET ME HEAL YOUR WOUNDS *dies*

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMSidon

eh

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMKass

once again, tfw you'll never choke kass' chicken

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMPaya

generic shy demure anime girl who not-so-secretly wants to peg the hero's b*yahpussy but okay i guess

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMImpa

meh

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMUrbosa

mommy

(and i mean she's actually like the whole team's mom lol)

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMDaruk

*yawn*

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMHestu

unbelievably annoying and only exists to waste my time

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMBolson

kindly step the away from my house

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMThe Horse God

What's so interesting about him beyond character design?

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMPurah

meh

potentially interesting backstory that was woefully underdeveloped

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PMhundreds of other side characters, much of which are at least more than faceless npcs.

Hundreds?

99% of whom are just basic questgivers who i can't even remember at all

it's such a crying shame that ALL ~3 of this game's remotely interesting characters are long dead well before the game even begins

[to be continued]

This is my favorite  thread.

So that's a thing botw does well

Quote from: bluaki on July 28, 2018, 07:47:32 PMimo botw actually has a lot of good music tracks

but during 99% of the gameplay you won't be hearing them

the OST just released like a month ago

i really liked the music too, it does get really repetitive after awhile though, it'd be nice for some variation on the ones you hear so frequently.

Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 28, 2018, 09:04:39 PM

Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on July 26, 2018, 09:17:07 PMmaraca guy needs a bigger role

Quote from: Snowy on July 27, 2018, 11:07:34 AM

Quote from: Hiro on July 26, 2018, 09:25:20 PMagreed

i mean do you guys really like annoying sh@ like this

Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 08, 2018, 11:14:55 AM[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOR_6QBkBGs[/youtube]

im gonna pull your pants down and spank your bare bottom

cooking is too tedious for me to do often and idk how to fuck to make potions

you should be able to ride the ostriches in this game

also how do you go down a list of noteworthy botw characters and fail to mention riju, one of the only people in the entire game with even a tiny shred of '''personality'''

she is at least as interesting as sidonmyface

I like Riju too I just had too many people in that list to keep track of
but I think Sidon is more memorable anyway

Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on July 29, 2018, 01:11:42 AMcooking is too tedious for me to do often and idk how to fuck to make potions

The game tells you in item descriptions which materials make potions lol

Here's one very personal thing I have to say about botw....

It's one of only 3 Zelda games that I didn't have any desire to replay after finishing.

The dlc tempted me a bit, but in the end, I don't care

Quote from: Hiro on July 28, 2018, 07:32:14 PM

Quote from: Magyarorszag on July 28, 2018, 05:54:40 PMgive three examples

it's almost all the instrumental equivalent of mumblecore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aWHkYWslcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQp8Y5qaIp8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jph1ZA59NE8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFkAVcUT2B4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh33z5NFJSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJlJY8J4PS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vOIzyDAYDU

three of these are musical spoils so i didn't listen to them, but they're endgame/boss themes so i trust that they're good

although the hyrule castle theme is probably a remix, as is the rito village theme (great as it may be)

tarrey town is meh

korok village is decent

the guardian theme is actually pretty good

in any case, that's seven songs in a game that's probably around 150 hrs long, two are remixes (assuming hyrule castle is), and two are decent at best

it feels like even the few good songs that botw has would be average compositions in any other zelda

also, odd opinion: i genuinely like the lost woods/labyrinth shrine theme lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxxSaGPz6WA

but even that's only relatively good because the rest of botw's soundtrack is so painfully unremarkable

also, what blu said

Quote from: bluaki on July 28, 2018, 07:47:32 PMimo botw actually has a lot of good music tracks

but during 99% of the gameplay you won't be hearing them

although i certainly would not say it has "a lot" of good tracks, lol

also the main botw theme is top 5 zelda songs
and tec did you even do the tarrey town side quest

i've done every single sidequest in the main game thank you very much

where do you even hear the main theme outside of the trailer

What even is the botw main theme?

It comes up a few times but I'm not sure about the exact arrangement used in trailers
wasn't really talking about in-game though, it's just a goddamn good song

Quote from: Big Goop on July 29, 2018, 09:12:46 PMWhat even is the botw main theme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDHw7EarfOk

also looking into it, it plays at the very beginning and end of the game