i need womyn companionship
how do i do this
is there like pill i take or something
Axe
pheromones
Quote from: Snowy on November 04, 2011, 03:27:04 PM
You know that dance I do on G+?
Do that.
is it the cha cha slide?
u can get girls if u goto the park and throw bread crumbs on the ground. but if you quickly approach them they might fly away. make them trust you
whip your dick out and wave it around
Quote from: Snowy on November 04, 2011, 03:27:04 PM
You know that dance I do on G+?
Do that.
Quote from: Snowy on November 04, 2011, 03:29:07 PM
idk
I just pull my sweatpants up high and thrust away
i can back this up. it works.
also NottySiddy
just read them stories. giggle;
i've kind of given up on girls for now.
how do i attract guys???????
my friend poked my butt to say and said "you have no butt" guess i won't be getting any guys :(
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 04, 2011, 05:41:48 PM
my friend poked my butt to say and said "you have no butt" guess i won't be getting any guys :(
cool guys don't care about butts :)
be a huge dick and pretend you dont give a shit about anyone or anything
the sad thing is i'm fucking serious
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 04, 2011, 05:44:07 PM
be a huge dick and pretend you dont give a shit about anyone or anything
the sad thing is i'm fucking serious
"how do I be a tooL"
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 04, 2011, 05:44:07 PM
be a huge dick and pretend you dont give a shit about anyone or anything
the sad thing is i'm fucking serious
Eh, that may work if you are pursuing either just getting laid or the wrong type of girl
if C. Mongler's method is how I should expect to be courted then I really won't be getting any guys
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 04, 2011, 05:47:13 PM
if C. Mongler's method is how I should expect to be courted then I really won't be getting any guys
No worries, if that is how I am supposed to be courting women I will just stay alone for the rest of my life
Quote from: Echo on November 04, 2011, 05:42:26 PM
cool guys don't care about butts :)
both girls and guys always comment about what a great ass i have
I haven't had sex in over two months. :(
Quote from: Molotov Emir 1986 on November 04, 2011, 06:59:02 PM
I haven't had sex in over two months. :(
if i don't get laid this weekend it will have been a year
if i do then yay!
Hmm... generally I act like I don't have a care in the world, be funny in a group setting, see which girls respond, start to single them out and then amuse them with sarcasm and odd thoughts of mine confuseddood;
Idk basically you just have to get them interested in something about you while not making it seem like you're trying to pick them up
Sid, just come up north and talk. That's it. Talk and girls will come to you.
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 04, 2011, 05:44:07 PM
be a huge dick and pretend you dont give a shit about anyone or anything
the sad thing is i'm fucking serious
Yup. This is how it works.
I can't ever do it though. I hate being rude to girls. I guess that's why I've never had a girlfriend though.
Quote from: Geno on November 04, 2011, 08:21:42 PM
Yup. This is how it works.
I can't ever do it though. I hate being rude to girls. I guess that's why I've never had a girlfriend though.
Yeah, THATS why. goonish
[spoiler]lol jk i love you[/spoiler]
i think it's very weird for a girl to want a guy to be rude to her. That's so strange. What's wrong with these girls? I don't think any of my friends are like that
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 04, 2011, 08:35:49 PM
i think it's very weird for a girl to want a guy to be rude to her. That's so strange. What's wrong with these girls? I don't think any of my friends are like that
If it happens it is usually just for sex and not for like a long-term meaningful relationship. I am sure there are a number of women out there who would date someone who is a total ass to them, but a majority don't really go for that.
It's part of a "nice guy" mentality that just because you are nice to someone they should want to date you or at least fuck you a few times.
Quote from: Echo on November 04, 2011, 08:39:22 PM
If it happens it is usually just for sex and not for like a long-term meaningful relationship. I am sure there are a number of women out there who would date someone who is a total ass to them, but a majority don't really go for that.
It's part of a "nice guy" mentality that just because you are nice to someone they should want to date you or at least fuck you a few times.
Nope. Girls just just show no interest in me. I'm just ugly or something probably.
Meanwhile, my male friends treat girls like shit and they constantly get laid.
And my female friends always go for the guys who are total dicks. One even admitted that most girls do go for the assholes.
But it's something I just can't be. It sucks but I have to live with it.
I find that very strange.
Geno, I think being nice to girls will be more beneficial to your soul (&life) than hooking up or having a girlfriend right now. I am glad that you aren't able to be like that. I'm sure you will find a girl someday but just make it a not big part of your life I guesssssss
Girls like assholes because they are confident, know what they want, and generally blow money on the girl. I think there is a tiny aspect of wanting what you can't have either so the abuse makes them feel as though they are catching a guy out of their league (insecurities)
Quote from: NPR on November 04, 2011, 08:50:34 PM
Girls like assholes because they are confident, know what they want, and generally blow money on the girl. I think there is a tiny aspect of wanting what you can't have either so the abuse makes them feel as though they are catching a guy out of their league (insecurities)
intelligent / *nice* / real women usually aren't like that, unless they are stuck in some abusive cycle from parents or previous boyfriend... In general I don't think anyone will gain anything meaningful from doing those average things everyone says attract the opposite sex
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 04, 2011, 08:47:18 PM
I find that very strange.
Geno, I think being nice to girls will be more beneficial to your soul (&life) than hooking up or having a girlfriend right now. I am glad that you aren't able to be like that. I'm sure you will find a girl someday but just make it a not big part of your life I guesssssss
wrench; it's as simple as being friends with people you think are similar to yourself.
Quote from: NPR on November 04, 2011, 08:50:34 PM
Girls like assholes because they are confident, know what they want, and generally blow money on the girl. I think there is a tiny aspect of wanting what you can't have either so the abuse makes them feel as though they are catching a guy out of their league (insecurities)
Yep. Pretty much.
vziard you know what's up
UUUUUUUU
YY****
There is a girl coming over soon. She's going to walk through the front door and up to my bedroom.
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 04, 2011, 08:47:18 PM
I find that very strange.
Geno, I think being nice to girls will be more beneficial to your soul (&life) than hooking up or having a girlfriend right now. I am glad that you aren't able to be like that. I'm sure you will find a girl someday but just make it a not big part of your life I guesssssss
BUT I WILL BE LONELY AND I DON'T WANT TO BE A LOSER AND I LIKE SEX LOL
omg
so
i be a dick to get girls
if I rape them, will they develop stockholm syndrome and never leave?
I sure hope so
cause they won't leave. period.
Quote from: NPR on November 04, 2011, 08:50:34 PM
Girls like assholes because they are confident, know what they want, and generally blow money on the girl. I think there is a tiny aspect of wanting what you can't have either so the abuse makes them feel as though they are catching a guy out of their league (insecurities)
I don't think you need to be an asshole, though. I've recently realized that you just need to be confident and comfortable enough to tease the girl. Girls like to be teased, just as much as guys like to be teased. Once you realize that, you're golden.
how do you be an " asshole" to a girl
work out and have a nice body and chicks will be lookin at you all the time its true just ask melvin the talking dumbbell hocuspocus;
Quote from: silvertone on November 05, 2011, 10:52:50 AM
how do you be an " asshole" to a girl
tell them they have a fine booty
Quote from: Walter on November 05, 2011, 11:23:44 AM
tell them they have a fine booty
[ insert Girl Name ] Your Booty, is Impeccable... .beyond Anything The Most Brilliant ARtist Could Imagine. Not Even Dali's dreams could be more Interesting or a Van Gogh night Skys be more beautiful. the modernists would reject it, BUT all other architects and sculptors would Embrace the image and try to recreate the highest point of beauty manifested in God's Creation. which is Your Booty.
Quote from: silvertone on November 05, 2011, 11:29:30 AM
[ insert Girl Name ] Your Booty, is Impeccable... .beyond Anything The Most Brilliant ARtist Could Imagine. Not Even Dali's dreams could be more Interesting or a Van Gogh night Skys be more beautiful. the modernists would reject it, BUT all other architects and sculptors would Embrace the image and try to recreate the highest point of beauty manifested in God's Creation. which is Your Booty.
no thats just creepy you gotta say it like this
DAAAAAYUM GURL YOU GOT A FINE BOOTY
I didn't attract any grls last night
Quote from: yoseph on November 05, 2011, 10:51:39 AM
I don't think you need to be an asshole, though. I've recently realized that you just need to be confident and comfortable enough to tease the girl. Girls like to be teased, just as much as guys like to be teased. Once you realize that, you're golden.
oh, no of course not. I just meant some girls. I don't consider myself to be an asshole n_u
Quote from: Walter on November 05, 2011, 11:30:56 AM
no thats just creepy you gotta say it like this
DAAAAAYUM GURL YOU GOT A FINE BOOTY
If this doesnt work try EY BITCH, LEMME SNIFF DAT THANG
i wish i knew this a long time a go. i currently have 12 girlfriends now. thanks walter.
Quote from: silvertone on November 05, 2011, 11:51:36 AM
i wish i knew this a long time a go. i currently have 12 girlfriends now. thanks walter.
np homie im always lookin out for my bros
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 05, 2011, 11:34:50 AM
I didn't attract any grls last night
thread is a failure
i want girls too
I'm in a car with a girl going to flagstaff I don't have proper shoes for snow
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 05, 2011, 06:37:56 PM
I'm in a car with a girl going to flagstaff I don't have proper shoes for snow
It snows in Arizona? doodhuh;
Quote from: vziard on November 05, 2011, 06:43:13 PM
It snows in Arizona? doodhuh;
Oh definitely! There are some huge mountains in az! Northern az is snowy. The grand canyon (which is in northern az) is snowy. Phoenix, however, is not snowy at all even though its cold because of a rainstorm last night
idk man. idk
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 05, 2011, 06:45:49 PM
Oh definitely! There are some huge mountains in az! Northern az is snowy. The grand canyon (which is in northern az) is snowy. Phoenix, however, is not snowy at all even though its cold because of a rainstorm last night
Yeah, I guess I overlooked the fact that AZ has mountains. I think we experienced the same rainstorm, it was unusually rainy doodthing;
seriously my last one broke off from me because i was too nice of a guy. seriously.
To be fair, I usually am not too interested in overly nice girls... I like some sarcasm and bite, but I wouldn't want a mean girl or a bitch
i have the same problem
does kind of ignoring them work?
Quote from: MattC13 on November 05, 2011, 09:01:17 PM
i have the same problem
does kind of ignoring them work?
Sort of but not if they're talking to you. It's more like you just play it cool and let them come to you. Idk. Everyone's different though
I'm so cold
I figure if you rub her body throughly with magnesium, all you'd need is a fairly decent electron magnet (which you can make out of household materials bee tee dubs) and that would probably get the job done. Solving problems with sCiEnCe ~~~
Quote from: vziard on November 05, 2011, 06:43:13 PM
It snows in Arizona? doodhuh;
I thought we established this! It lightly snows throughout northern Arizona, but the Flagstaff area especially gets heavy amounts of snow and is pretty damn cold for about half the year because of the elevation, 7k ft or so. Here's what I woke up to on saturday:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-wSWLJ6SCf2Q/TrVhOd63s6I/AAAAAAAAAeI/6_0eEcZOBQ4/s1024/IMAG0459.jpg)
And Carly we should hang out while you're up here or something!
You don't.
You have me. lubdoods;
You don't attract girls. You live in the world as completely as you can. I cannot possibly explain to you my vast theory of everything. But here and there is shines through, and I am always looking for someone to share it with. When a certain girl comes my way, as do many things in life, from chances to luck, you see her and you stop, and you think and you look. I usually follow beauty, because I am after truth, and ultimately her name. It is a new experience all over again, because, she represents an entire new possibility, her own universe, of ideas and reality. It's the most exciting thing in the world! You can't get enough of it, this designer drug. To fall in love. From there on it's just instinct and higher thinking, to express what you feel inside. But we are people, of course, and hopefully full of intelligence and creative tendency, so that each and every relationship is realized in a distinct, and unique way. If you really just take it seriously and imagine what is means to live with that sort of understanding and intimacy and mutual immersion of lives and hopes and emotions into a one world view, of sorts, it is then easy to see the power, and to treat it respectfully and to tread cautiously.I do not easily enter or leave the presence of these circumstances, if I should happen to be involved in them. For they are quite significant.
Grant!!! We should have!!!! I left this morning though. It was so nice. So goddamn codl though and I don't have any good shoes for the snow cuz they had holes in them and snow kept getting in and freezing my socks and feet though. SO FUN though. OMG I can't wait to move up thur.
It's cold.
Quote from: Socks on November 07, 2011, 08:56:35 AM
You don't attract girls. You live in the world as completely as you can. I cannot possibly explain to you my vast theory of everything. But here and there is shines through, and I am always looking for someone to share it with. When a certain girl comes my way, as do many things in life, from chances to luck, you see her and you stop, and you think and you look. I usually follow beauty, because I am after truth, and ultimately her name. It is a new experience all over again, because, she represents an entire new possibility, her own universe, of ideas and reality. It's the most exciting thing in the world! You can't get enough of it, this designer drug. To fall in love. From there on it's just instinct and higher thinking, to express what you feel inside. But we are people, of course, and hopefully full of intelligence and creative tendency, so that each and every relationship is realized in a distinct, and unique way. If you really just take it seriously and imagine what is means to live with that sort of understanding and intimacy and mutual immersion of lives and hopes and emotions into a one world view, of sorts, it is then easy to see the power, and to treat it respectfully and to tread cautiously.I do not easily enter or leave the presence of these circumstances, if I should happen to be involved in them. For they are quite significant.
This exactly what I feel about this girl I've been seeing for the past month. In fact, today we decided that we both really do love each other like in a relationship.
[spoiler]However, this beautiful, wonderful girl is already happily married, albeit to a completely asexual guy. So while we're not an official relationship because we just can't be, we are lovers. Friends with benefits, if you will. [/spoiler]
Quote from: yoseph on November 07, 2011, 07:37:15 PM
This exactly what I feel about this girl I've been seeing for the past month. In fact, today we decided that we both really do love each other like in a relationship.
However, this beautiful, wonderful girl is already happily married, albeit to a completely asexual guy. So while we're not an official relationship because we just can't be, we are lovers. Friends with benefits, if you will.
The fuck?
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 07, 2011, 08:00:30 PM
The fuck?
Yeah, it's an interesting situation. But I'm okay with it for the time being.
Quote from: yoseph on November 07, 2011, 08:02:28 PM
Yeah, it's an interesting situation. But I'm okay with it for the time being.
Well, if you two are really interested in the long term, shouldn't you give word to the guy she's screwing around
withon?
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 07, 2011, 08:04:40 PM
Well, if you two are really interested in the long term, shouldn't you give word to the guy she's screwing around withon?
We're not interested in the long term. It's just for fun. Her friends know that we hangout and have sex A LOT, and I'm sure her husband suspects we do. But her husband is not interested in sex at all. It's weird, but he allows her a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, and I've embraced that. I really need the experience, since I've never been in a relationship before and don't feel like I'm prepared for a real relationship at this time. So this is good experience for me without being a real relationship, although it is a little bit like one.
Eventually I'm going to want something real, and we've both come to terms with that. That day will come, but for now we're going to have a LOT of fun together. I connect with her in ways I've never connected with someone before. If she wasn't married I'd be head over heels in love with her, but we can't always get exactly what we want. Sometimes we need to work with what we've got.
P.S. - She's 23, so it's not like I'm seeing someone much older than me. Only a two year difference. Figured I should probably make that distinction before people get the wrong idea.
Quote from: yoseph on November 07, 2011, 08:15:05 PM
We're not interested in the long term. It's just for fun. Her friends know that we hangout and have sex A LOT, and I'm sure her husband suspects we do. But her husband is not interested in sex at all. It's weird, but he allows her a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, and I've embraced that. I really need the experience, since I've never been in a relationship before and don't feel like I'm prepared for a real relationship at this time. So this is good experience for me without being a real relationship, although it is a little bit like one.
Eventually I'm going to want something real, and we've both come to terms with that. That day will come, but for now we're going to have a LOT of fun together. I connect with her in ways I've never connected with someone before. If she wasn't married I'd be head over heels in love with her, but we can't always get exactly what we want. Sometimes we need to work with what we've got.
P.S. - She's 23, so it's not like I'm seeing someone much older than me. Only a two year difference. Figured I should probably make that distinction before people get the wrong idea.
Well, I'm not sure how you can't get the wrong idea though, mang. You're getting in the middle of a married couple. Unless the guy specifically gave you permission to diddle his wife, there's no getting around that.
I'm sorry, but I still could never justify doing something like that.
There is never such a thing as a completely physical relationship with no strings, and that situation is one that could end
very ugly for yourself.
Maybe it's just me here, but I wouldn't really call that good experience for a future relationship either. If the entire thing revolves around sex, won't you expect your future prospects to end up that way as well?
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on November 07, 2011, 08:50:07 PM
Well, I'm not sure how you can't get the wrong idea though, mang. You're getting in the middle of a married couple. Unless the guy specifically gave you permission to diddle his wife, there's no getting around that.
I'm sorry, but I still could never justify doing something like that.
There is never such a thing as a completely physical relationship with no strings, and that situation is one that could end very ugly for yourself.
Maybe it's just me here, but I wouldn't really call that good experience for a future relationship either. If the entire thing revolves around sex, won't you expect your future prospects to end up that way as well?
It doesn't just revolve around sex. I genuinely enjoy her company, as she does mine. We hang out all the time now. It's really only whenever we're alone do thing get more serious, or playful. We smoke all the time and just hang out. I've had great conversations with her husband and he's a cool guy. Really, I'm just filling a part of her life that he can't fill for his own reasons.
It's not like I'm her first boy toy either. She's had fun with various other guys and friends ever since they got married three years ago. She actually kept her virginity up until they got married, thinking that's what she was supposed o do and then he would open up to her. Unfortunately, she didn't realize that he really was a guy that was completely disinterested in having sex and being physical. Today I learned that he hasn't made out with her in years, which boggles my mind. She's such a good kisser....
But that's the only part of their relationship that's lacking. They're an otherwise very helpful couple, and since sex isn't important to him, but is important to her, he gives her a free pass so long as she doesn't share her adventures.
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 07, 2011, 01:32:44 PM
Grant!!! We should have!!!! I left this morning though. It was so nice. So goddamn codl though and I don't have any good shoes for the snow cuz they had holes in them and snow kept getting in and freezing my socks and feet though. SO FUN though. OMG I can't wait to move up thur.
It's cold.
Damn, you should come back soon! The snow can be pretty bad if you're not prepared, make sure you get those boots asap!
You're coming here next semester, right?
Quote from: Socks on November 07, 2011, 08:56:35 AM
You don't attract girls. You live in the world as completely as you can. I cannot possibly explain to you my vast theory of everything. But here and there is shines through, and I am always looking for someone to share it with. When a certain girl comes my way, as do many things in life, from chances to luck, you see her and you stop, and you think and you look. I usually follow beauty, because I am after truth, and ultimately her name. It is a new experience all over again, because, she represents an entire new possibility, her own universe, of ideas and reality. It's the most exciting thing in the world! You can't get enough of it, this designer drug. To fall in love. From there on it's just instinct and higher thinking, to express what you feel inside. But we are people, of course, and hopefully full of intelligence and creative tendency, so that each and every relationship is realized in a distinct, and unique way. If you really just take it seriously and imagine what is means to live with that sort of understanding and intimacy and mutual immersion of lives and hopes and emotions into a one world view, of sorts, it is then easy to see the power, and to treat it respectfully and to tread cautiously.I do not easily enter or leave the presence of these circumstances, if I should happen to be involved in them. For they are quite significant.
You know socks, this is very well-put and I quite agree.
Quote from: yoseph on November 07, 2011, 09:05:24 PM
It doesn't just revolve around sex. I genuinely enjoy her company, as she does mine. We hang out all the time now. It's really only whenever we're alone do thing get more serious, or playful. We smoke all the time and just hang out. I've had great conversations with her husband and he's a cool guy. Really, I'm just filling a part of her life that he can't fill for his own reasons.
It's not like I'm her first boy toy either. She's had fun with various other guys and friends ever since they got married three years ago. She actually kept her virginity up until they got married, thinking that's what she was supposed o do and then he would open up to her. Unfortunately, she didn't realize that he really was a guy that was completely disinterested in having sex and being physical. Today I learned that he hasn't made out with her in years, which boggles my mind. She's such a good kisser....
But that's the only part of their relationship that's lacking. They're an otherwise very helpful couple, and since sex isn't important to him, but is important to her, he gives her a free pass so long as she doesn't share her adventures.
That's fucked up psyduck;
Quote from: Hiroglyph on November 08, 2011, 12:08:13 AM
Damn, you should come back soon! The snow can be pretty bad if you're not prepared, make sure you get those boots asap!
You're coming here next semester, right?
I want to come back! I didn't really want to leave but i had to cuz of class. It wasn't really even that bad I guess, just SO COLD. I have to get some stutfffff...
Yes! That's my current plan. I still don't have anything set up though (I just sent in my trasnfer app last week)
What Yoseph is doing sux.