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how do i attract girls

Started by The Hand That Fisted Everyone, November 04, 2011, 03:26:00 PM

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piano moths

if C. Mongler's method is how I should expect to be courted then I really won't be getting any guys
kill them w kindness

Andria

Quote from: eeeeeee on November 04, 2011, 05:47:13 PM
if C. Mongler's method is how I should expect to be courted then I really won't be getting any guys

No worries, if that is how I am supposed to be courting women I will just stay alone for the rest of my life

just1more

Quote from: Echo on November 04, 2011, 05:42:26 PM
cool guys don't care about butts :)

both girls and guys always comment about what a great ass i have

applesauce

I haven't had sex in over two months.  :(

Andria


Patrick Stickles

Quote from: Molotov Emir 1986 on November 04, 2011, 06:59:02 PM
I haven't had sex in over two months.  :(
if i don't get laid this weekend it will have been a year

if i do then yay!
What the fuck was it for anyway?

YPrrrr

Hmm... generally I act like I don't have a care in the world, be funny in a group setting, see which girls respond, start to single them out and then amuse them with sarcasm and odd thoughts of mine confuseddood;

Idk basically you just have to get them interested in something about you while not making it seem like you're trying to pick them up

Mando Pandango

Sid, just come up north and talk. That's it. Talk and girls will come to you.
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Geno

Quote from: C.Mongler on November 04, 2011, 05:44:07 PM
be a huge dick and pretend you dont give a shit about anyone or anything


the sad thing is i'm fucking serious
Yup. This is how it works.

I can't ever do it though. I hate being rude to girls. I guess that's why I've never had a girlfriend though.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

crystalpepsi

Quote from: Geno on November 04, 2011, 08:21:42 PM
Yup. This is how it works.

I can't ever do it though. I hate being rude to girls. I guess that's why I've never had a girlfriend though.
Yeah, THATS why. goonish

[spoiler]lol jk i love you[/spoiler]

piano moths

i think it's very weird for a girl to want a guy to be rude to her. That's so strange. What's wrong with these girls? I don't think any of my friends are like that
kill them w kindness

Andria

Quote from: eeeeeee on November 04, 2011, 08:35:49 PM
i think it's very weird for a girl to want a guy to be rude to her. That's so strange. What's wrong with these girls? I don't think any of my friends are like that

If it happens it is usually just for sex and not for like a long-term meaningful relationship. I am sure there are a number of women out there who would date someone who is a total ass to them, but a majority don't really go for that.

It's part of a "nice guy" mentality that just because you are nice to someone they should want to date you or at least fuck you a few times. 


Geno

Quote from: Echo on November 04, 2011, 08:39:22 PM
If it happens it is usually just for sex and not for like a long-term meaningful relationship. I am sure there are a number of women out there who would date someone who is a total ass to them, but a majority don't really go for that.

It's part of a "nice guy" mentality that just because you are nice to someone they should want to date you or at least fuck you a few times. 


Nope. Girls just just show no interest in me. I'm just ugly or something probably.

Meanwhile, my male friends treat girls like shit and they constantly get laid.
And my female friends always go for the guys who are total dicks. One even admitted that most girls do go for the assholes.

But it's something I just can't be. It sucks but I have to live with it.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

piano moths

I find that very strange.

Geno, I think being nice to girls will be more beneficial to your soul (&life) than hooking up or having a girlfriend right now. I am glad that you aren't able to be like that. I'm sure you will find a girl someday but just make it a not big part of your life I guesssssss
kill them w kindness

YPrrrr

Girls like assholes because they are confident, know what they want, and generally blow money on the girl. I think there is a tiny aspect of wanting what you can't have either so the abuse makes them feel as though they are catching a guy out of their league (insecurities)

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