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Title: trip to america
Post by: l a c e y on June 05, 2011, 09:43:52 AM
so it took my first trip to the states. no where special just buffalo which is two hours from here. i went shopping.
well let me tell you. so many black people.
also i wanna know why you americans always carry guns with you in your cars and such?
new york people dont know how to talk properly, thats another thing i figured out.
there was no plum sauce or vinegar at the restaraunts. which is complete bullshit cause i went to applebees and got chicken tenders and i had nothing to put on them but ranch sauce and who wants to do that. no one.
also your roads are unsafe. like most guard rails i saw were like so thin and crappy. like shit if i drove my car into it, i would be goin right though.
oooooooooh another thing. mall cops are for serious there. they think they have some power.
thats about it. cant wait to tour around the rest of your country. shall be interesting.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: ME## on June 05, 2011, 09:45:50 AM
plum sauce?  confuseddood;


and yes, new yorkers and massholes tend to be unable to speak english goowan
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: l a c e y on June 05, 2011, 09:46:44 AM
Quote from: Kotomaru on June 05, 2011, 09:45:50 AM
plum sauce?  confuseddood;


and yes, new yorkers and massholes tend to be unable to speak english goowan


sweet and sour sauce whatever
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 05, 2011, 09:52:36 AM
Guns and Bibles are the very definition of our exceptional American culture. Reichdood;

and yes, new yawkahs and north easterners in general can't speak :'(
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: don't let's on June 05, 2011, 09:52:40 AM
That's because you should use BBQ sauce
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: wawi on June 05, 2011, 10:08:43 AM
Quote from: Swirly Glasses on June 05, 2011, 09:52:36 AM
Guns and Bibles are the very definition of our exceptional American culture. Reichdood;


and cheeseburgers
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Cookie on June 05, 2011, 10:47:57 AM
How were you able to tell when someone was hiding a gun in their car?
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: applesauce on June 05, 2011, 11:23:30 AM
Quote from: silvertone on June 05, 2011, 10:18:23 AM
Come to PA, we got farms and Philly.


The best feature of PA big far is Pittsburgh. It's all wacky and crazy and crazy and wacky.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: applesauce on June 05, 2011, 11:23:46 AM
Big far. Big fucking far.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: snoorkel on June 05, 2011, 11:59:33 AM
nothing but ranch nigga

go to california
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: piano moths on June 05, 2011, 12:31:13 PM
Quote from: vziard on June 05, 2011, 11:59:33 AM

go to california


Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: [REDACTED] on June 05, 2011, 02:09:19 PM
Virginia Beach is where it's at, aside from the local Abercrombie and Fitch store being shut down for public obscenity (http://hamptonroads.com/2008/02/virginia-beach-police-seize-photos-abercrombie-store).
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Nyerp on June 05, 2011, 03:14:02 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on June 05, 2011, 09:43:52 AM
well let me tell you. so many black people.
also i wanna know why you americans always carry guns with you in your cars and such?
there was no plum sauce or vinegar at the restaraunts.


uh ok
what the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK????

lacey please stay in canada we do not want you here
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Samus Aran on June 05, 2011, 05:09:10 PM
we don't carry "plum sauce" and vinegar in restaurants because we aren't fucking Canadian, duh
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: l a c e y on June 05, 2011, 05:25:22 PM
well i dont understand why you wouldnt have those things in a restaurant.



OOOOOH also i ventured into a walmart there and omg how many freaks are there?! LIKE SO MANY. i couldnt believe what some people were wearing there. GRINDSHOWS.

ill probably end up going to detriot next to see the ghettossss but seriously i cant wait to go to florida and cali wowowowowo cant wait i might not leave.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Nyerp on June 05, 2011, 05:36:37 PM
yes lacey go to a country just to see its ghettos
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: ikanaide on June 05, 2011, 05:48:54 PM
America is wonderful giggle;
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Samus Aran on June 05, 2011, 06:29:00 PM
Quote from: l a c e y on June 05, 2011, 05:25:22 PM
well i dont understand why you wouldnt have those things in a restaurant.


...because we don't use them like Canadians do. isn't that obvious? use your head.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 05, 2011, 06:52:31 PM
What I fail to understand is why we don't have poutine in our restaraunts. :(
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Hiro on June 05, 2011, 07:05:14 PM
Quote from: Swirly Glasses on June 05, 2011, 06:52:31 PM
What I fail to understand is why we don't have poutine in our restaraunts. :(
I had to look that up to see what it was (that's probably why)
looks good though
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Samus Aran on June 05, 2011, 07:48:39 PM
Quote from: Swirly Glasses on June 05, 2011, 06:52:31 PM
What I fail to understand is why we don't have poutine in our restaraunts. :(


well, you could make it yourself by ordering cheese curds as an appetizer or something and asking for a little side of gravy or something, at a non-fast food place
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Andria on June 05, 2011, 07:51:25 PM
Quote from: Hiro on June 05, 2011, 07:05:14 PM
I had to look that up to see what it was (that's probably why)
looks good though

how did you not know what poutine was  akudood;
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Samus Aran on June 05, 2011, 07:52:47 PM
probably because it's canadian and he lives in arizona and half of the people here probably didn't even know what it was until thyme mentioned it
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Andria on June 05, 2011, 07:55:01 PM
Quote from: Tomoyo on June 05, 2011, 07:52:47 PM
probably because it's canadian and he lives in arizona and half of the people here probably didn't even know what it was until thyme mentioned it

baddood; well thyme mentioning it is more than enough reason for him to know

Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Socks on June 05, 2011, 07:58:21 PM
I look forward to dipping my hot tenders into thick and creamy ranch dressing and smearing it all over them. Go and fuck yourself all the way to Canada.

And my man from Philly, we gotta smoke something one day. It's the Boyah way.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Hiro on June 05, 2011, 08:04:03 PM
Quote from: Tomoyo on June 05, 2011, 07:48:39 PM
well, you could make it yourself by ordering cheese curds as an appetizer or something and asking for a little side of gravy or something, at a non-fast food place
I only know of 2 fast food chains that have delicious cheese curds (A&W and Culver's) and they are very uncommon 'round these parts, although one is growing in popularity (that being Culver's)

Quote from: Fran on June 05, 2011, 07:55:01 PM
baddood; well thyme mentioning it is more than enough reason for him to know


In my defense when I looked it up I saw that I had already visited the wikipedia page for it previously  baddood;
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: applesauce on June 05, 2011, 08:14:21 PM
Cheese Curds are kind of a Minnestoa/Wisconsin/Iowa thing. They aren't very popular outside the upper midwest.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Samus Aran on June 05, 2011, 08:19:13 PM
huh. didn't know that. befuddlement

and you know what i really love that isn't very popular outside the midwest? frybread. the best thing the native americans have given us. and we minnesotans have a chain of little stands called "Oof-Da Tacos" that makes taco salads out of frybread. fucking delicious.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 05, 2011, 08:25:11 PM
Quote from: Tomoyo on June 05, 2011, 08:19:13 PM
the best thing the native americans have given us.


what about mini soder itself :|

And yeah, I wouldn't expect to see cheese curds for sale outside the midwest, meaning I'd probably have to do some travelling if I wanted to make real poutine myself. :(

or order them online but that seems dangerous :'(
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Socks on June 05, 2011, 08:27:13 PM
Correction. Tobacco is the best thing we took from the Natives.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: just1more on June 05, 2011, 09:12:33 PM
people in buffalo dont have new york accents  doodhuh;
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: wawi on June 05, 2011, 09:48:10 PM
omg visit me in detroit~
<3
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2011, 10:52:17 PM
COME TO HAWAII.  We can tan together, shop together, and make fun of all the Asians together. giggle;
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: applesauce on June 06, 2011, 12:49:15 AM
Quote from: Tomoyo on June 05, 2011, 08:19:13 PM

and you know what i really love that isn't very popular outside the midwest? frybread. the best thing the native americans have given us. and we minnesotans have a chain of little stands called "Oof-Da Tacos" that makes taco salads out of frybread. fucking delicious.


I grew up in Minneapolis and lived there for 19 years and I have never heard of frybread nor Oof-Da Tacos.

However, I do say Oof-Da constantly and people make fun of me for it.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Samus Aran on June 06, 2011, 01:01:19 AM
well it may simply be because you lived in minneapolis. everyone seems to know about the stuff in northern minnesota at least. and frybread in general is more of an overall native american thing, not exactly restricted to the tribes in minnesota.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: l a c e y on June 06, 2011, 11:07:38 AM
Quote from: yoseph on June 05, 2011, 09:12:33 PM
people in buffalo dont have new york accents  doodhuh;


yes they do. it's just not as intense.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Meyer Lansky on June 06, 2011, 11:24:21 AM
I'm not sure why you would go to Buffalo and associate them with the rest of New York.  The state's population is around 19 million and nearly half of that (8.1 million) is in New York City alone.  Another 7.5 million are located on Long Island.  Buffalo ≠ New York.

Quote from: l a c e y on June 05, 2011, 09:43:52 AM
so many black people. also i wanna know why you americans always carry guns with you in your cars and such?

Because Buffalo is nothing but ghetto.

Quote from: l a c e y on June 05, 2011, 09:43:52 AM
also your roads are unsafe. like most guard rails i saw were like so thin and crappy. like shit if i drove my car into it, i would be goin right though.

I repeat, Buffalo is a shit city.  I'm not trying to make it sound like the streets are paved with gold down here, but the quality of life is exponentially better than what you will find up there for the most part.

If you want to truly experience the culture and lifestyle of New York then you must come to the city.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: silvertone on June 06, 2011, 01:21:35 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 05, 2011, 07:58:21 PM
I look forward to dipping my hot tenders into thick and creamy ranch dressing and smearing it all over them. Go and fuck yourself all the way to Canada.

And my man from Philly, we gotta SMOKE THE BEERS something one day. It's the Boyah way.
Definitely.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Dullahan on June 06, 2011, 02:27:10 PM
Out of all the bigger cities that have to touch Southern Ontario, why do they have to be Buffalo and Detroit? akudood;
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: applesauce on June 06, 2011, 02:56:56 PM
Hey, Detroit isn't too bad. I'd love to spend a week exploring there.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: wawi on June 06, 2011, 03:50:02 PM
Quote from: applesauce on June 06, 2011, 02:56:56 PM
Hey, Detroit isn't too bad. I'd love to spend a week exploring there.

What do you mean by bad?
Violent and dangerous? Yes it is very bad.
If you want, there are some nice places here you could.
You just need to be very careful where you go, especially if you're white. One wrong turn and you'll be robbed or killed.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: applesauce on June 06, 2011, 08:42:35 PM
We travel in small packs in our ghettomobile dressed like shit and mind our business. Gets us through the worst parts of Chicago, probably would do the same in Detroit.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: wawi on June 06, 2011, 08:43:22 PM
Quote from: applesauce on June 06, 2011, 08:42:35 PM
We travel in small packs in our ghettomobile dressed like shit and mind our business. Gets us through the worst parts of Chicago, probably would do the same in Detroit.
People will try to attack you if they see that you're white, just a heads up
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Socks on June 06, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
They're not 12 year old biber look alikes who walk around posing zoolander faces and wearing German clothes. I realize that was harsh, just a heads up. Let's not melodramatize the sittuation any further.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: wawi on June 06, 2011, 08:56:47 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 06, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
They're not 12 year old biber look alikes who walk around posing zoolander faces and wearing German clothes. I realize that was harsh, just a heads up. Let's not melodramatize the sittuation any further.

You've obviously have never been there, but continue to make things up that's fine, too. Of course it's an over generalization, but it happens.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: applesauce on June 06, 2011, 09:06:21 PM
Quote from: wawi the dogracer extraordinaire on June 06, 2011, 08:43:22 PM
People will try to attack you if they see that you're white, just a heads up


Do you live in Detroit proper?
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: wawi on June 06, 2011, 09:35:38 PM
Quote from: applesauce on June 06, 2011, 09:06:21 PM
Do you live in Detroit proper?

No. Metro
also, try visiting Michigan Central Station and the Broderick Tower. Also, do you plan on driving there or flying in?
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: applesauce on June 07, 2011, 12:40:46 PM


I don't have current plans to visit, but if I were, it would be driving.

Yes, both of those are among the most well-known abandonments in the world.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 07, 2011, 08:02:38 PM
Alright, I haven't been on boyah and a few days, and I just fel like I need to do my part and defend New York State as boyah's resident New Yorker.

Quote from: l a c e y on June 05, 2011, 09:43:52 AM
so many black people.

Not really a problem, but most of New York's black people live in the bigger cities - Buffalo and Albany, probably Syracuse, maybe Rochester.

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also i wanna know why you americans always carry guns with you in your cars and such?

doodhuh;

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new york people dont know how to talk properly, thats another thing i figured out.

I've been to Buffalo, they talk the same way we do here. They only way to really defend this was to have you guys give me stuff to say on vocaroo, so do that.

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there was no plum sauce or vinegar at the restaraunts. which is complete bullshit cause i went to applebees and got chicken tenders and i had nothing to put on them but ranch sauce and who wants to do that. no one.

Stop being so goddamn Canadian. No American would even think what you suggested as normal. Also, chicken tenders? bbq saauce. Not hard.

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also your roads are unsafe. like most guard rails i saw were like so thin and crappy. like shit if i drove my car into it, i would be goin right though.

And nothing of value would be lost.

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oooooooooh another thing. mall cops are for serious there. they think they have some power. 
Yeah. Fuck those guys.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: me003 on June 13, 2011, 07:07:28 PM
never heard of plum sauce. Sweet n sour, okay I know what that is.  Pouline poultrine whatever you said, I have never heard of.

If you're about to get mugged it's because the muggers think they can mug you.
So wear a hard face.

Regular people have to live in ghettos too, but if you're clearly an outsider, and you look weak....yea your probly not in a good spot.

also big fuckin far.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Daddy on April 15, 2016, 09:45:49 PM
lacy had the greatest threads
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: squirrelfriend on April 16, 2016, 04:10:49 AM
i like how lacey gotten the impression that all of america is buffalo
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: silvertone on April 16, 2016, 04:19:50 AM
he's right about vinegar though.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: don't let's on April 16, 2016, 05:27:07 AM
There are no cats in America.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Daddy on April 16, 2016, 05:28:33 AM
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 16, 2016, 04:10:49 AM
i like how lacey gotten the impression that all of america is buffalo
I like how the tone of "trip to america" is that she's travelling to an exotic land when she's literally crossing the border into a country that's p.much the same as canada.
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: squirrelfriend on April 16, 2016, 05:29:23 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on April 16, 2016, 05:28:33 AM
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 16, 2016, 04:10:49 AM
i like how lacey gotten the impression that all of america is buffalo
I like how the tone of "trip to america" is that she's travelling to an exotic land when she's literally crossing the border into a country that's p.much the same as canada.
*anglo canada
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: Daddy on April 16, 2016, 05:36:39 AM
french canada is its own country right thyme?
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: squirrelfriend on April 16, 2016, 05:43:15 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on April 16, 2016, 05:36:39 AM
french canada is its own country right thyme?
well the american colonists got angry at the granting of the free practice of cathoicism in quebec and it had to be carved out from the charter
that is what i learned from high school history idk about you
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: silvertone on April 16, 2016, 05:44:15 AM
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 16, 2016, 05:43:15 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on April 16, 2016, 05:36:39 AM
french canada is its own country right thyme?
well the american colonists got angry at the granting of the free practice of cathoicism in quebec and it had to be carved out from the charter
that is what i learned from high school history idk about you
so it's just like maryland
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: squirrelfriend on April 16, 2016, 05:45:14 AM
Quote from: SVT on April 16, 2016, 05:44:15 AM
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 16, 2016, 05:43:15 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on April 16, 2016, 05:36:39 AM
french canada is its own country right thyme?
well the american colonists got angry at the granting of the free practice of cathoicism in quebec and it had to be carved out from the charter
that is what i learned from high school history idk about you
so it's just like maryland
well americans were idiotic then
remember we americans split from britain because we were tax cheats
also americans had some sour grapes after the french and indian war and it was different from maryland in that french civil law was/is part of the law of the land there

also like before we get to louisiana, true louisianans don't even speak the same dialect of french and cajun french is spoken by a minority, and the state is now p. much anglicized
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: silvertone on April 16, 2016, 06:07:43 AM
so is it just french speaking maryland or not
Title: Re: trip to america
Post by: squirrelfriend on April 16, 2016, 06:11:26 AM
Quote from: SVT on April 16, 2016, 06:07:43 AM
so is it just french speaking maryland or not
no
catholicism is dying in quebec