trip to america

[l a c e y]

so it took my first trip to the states. no where special just buffalo which is two hours from here. i went shopping.
well let me tell you. so many black people.
also i wanna know why you americans always carry guns with you in your cars and such?
new york people dont know how to talk properly, thats another thing i figured out.
there was no plum sauce or vinegar at the restaraunts. which is complete bullshit cause i went to applebees and got chicken tenders and i had nothing to put on them but ranch sauce and who wants to do that. no one.
also your roads are unsafe. like most guard rails i saw were like so thin and crappy. like shit if i drove my car into it, i would be goin right though.
oooooooooh another thing. mall cops are for serious there. they think they have some power.
thats about it. cant wait to tour around the rest of your country. shall be interesting.

[ME##]

plum sauce? 


and yes, new yorkers and massholes tend to be unable to speak english

[l a c e y]

plum sauce? 


and yes, new yorkers and massholes tend to be unable to speak english

sweet and sour sauce whatever

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Guns and Bibles are the very definition of our exceptional American culture.

and yes, new yawkahs and north easterners in general can't speak :'(

[don't let's]

That's because you should use BBQ sauce

[wawi]

Guns and Bibles are the very definition of our exceptional American culture.

and cheeseburgers

[Cookie]

How were you able to tell when someone was hiding a gun in their car?

[applesauce]

Come to PA, we got farms and Philly.

The best feature of PA big far is Pittsburgh. It's all wacky and crazy and crazy and wacky.

[applesauce]

Big far. Big fucking far.

[snoorkel]

nothing but ranch

go to california

[piano moths]

go to california

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Virginia Beach is where it's at, aside from the local Abercrombie and Fitch store being shut down for public obscenity.

[Nyerp]

well let me tell you. so many black people.
also i wanna know why you americans always carry guns with you in your cars and such?
there was no plum sauce or vinegar at the restaraunts.

uh ok
what the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK????

lacey please stay in canada we do not want you here

[Samus Aran]

we don't carry "plum sauce" and vinegar in restaurants because we aren't fucking Canadian, duh

[l a c e y]

well i dont understand why you wouldnt have those things in a restaurant.



OOOOOH also i ventured into a walmart there and omg how many freaks are there?! LIKE SO MANY. i couldnt believe what some people were wearing there. GRINDSHOWS.

ill probably end up going to detriot next to see the ghettossss but seriously i cant wait to go to florida and cali wowowowowo cant wait i might not leave.