Mine happened right after lunch. I was walking with my friend Nicole and this one random dude comes up and says "HEY ARE YOU PORTER PARTIN?!"
I'm all like "Uh..yeah?" and then he responds with "Dude... You're a legend" and walks off.
This was 2 months ago. I'm still confused. doodhuh;
I get a lot of creepy messages from people from IRL and on the Internets about myself.
HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES:
[02:49] RemoteControl: cum on babe let me fuk u while you suck on his cock
[02:51] RemoteControl: u sleep off all those drugs off baby
[02:51] RemoteControl: cum to reality
[02:52] Beth Gibbons: why would anyone do that
[02:52] RemoteControl: ;-)
[02:52] RemoteControl: because u a hoe
[02:52] Beth Gibbons: oh my god it's true :'(
[02:53] RemoteControl: yes baby your a worthless hoe
At my school, when I had recently cut my hair very short (for the last time), and when I was starting to realize my gender identity:
"You know Greg, with long hair you look like a girlyman, but with short hair you look like a lesbian."
I get a lot of insults that turn into backhanded compliments in context.
Did you not realize it until 2 later?
and uh idk
People tell me that I am funny or attractive
doodthing;
Quote from: JMV on November 29, 2009, 02:59:58 PM
Did you not realize it until 2 later?
and uh idk
Oh, a joke. Um, about a half a year later I was like "alright fuck this masculinity thing"
"You always look so depressed."
"Are you the kind of person who would carry out a school shooting?"
sillydood;
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 29, 2009, 03:03:12 PM
Oh, a joke. Um, about a half a year later I was like "alright fuck this masculinity thing"
the joke was aimed at bushy because he said 2 months ago and posted the thread today and before he said he had a date and didn't realize it until 2 later. baddood;
"I like your nose"
My teacher in 10th grade stopped in the middle of class and told me I "have a natural wit."
It happens a lot and it's always just awkward.
Quote from: Veal on November 29, 2009, 03:13:01 PM
My teacher in 10th grade stopped in the middle of class and told me I "have a natural wit."
It happens a lot and it's always just awkward.
Notice how I point out how ridiculously hilarious I am while staying incredibly humble.
I'm awesome.
Quote from: Veal on November 29, 2009, 03:13:40 PM
Notice how I point out how ridiculously hilarious I am while staying incredibly humble.
Aw you ruined it
Apparently I walk weird. Various people have asked me "Why do you walk like that?" Then last year in French class, a girl told me that the way I walk was "weird. Not in a bad way, but like, 'how does he do that?'" Later on that year, another guy told me that I don't really bob up and down when I walk, but instead that I glided. So I guess those two things would be it.
"You look kind of like John Lennon".
I GET THIS CONSTANTLY, YET I DON'T SEE IT AT ALL. O_0
A couple of weeks ago a girl pointed at a poster and said I looked like the guy on it. It was Paul McCartney akudood;
Quote from: Hïro on November 29, 2009, 03:29:06 PM
A couple of weeks ago a girl pointed at a poster and said I looked like the guy on it. It was Paul McCartney akudood;
dude let's form a beatles cover band
Which beatle do you look like?
Quote from: Hïro on November 29, 2009, 03:33:26 PM
Which beatle do you look like?
LENNON, KEEP UP happydood;
Alright, but you better not find a Yoko lookalike baddood;
Recently I went to a concert and as I was walking out some person I had never seen before came up to me and told me I look like Dave Grohl. What's weirder is that it wasn't the first time someone has said that to me. I don't get it.
Quote from: Houdini on November 29, 2009, 03:38:47 PM
Recently I went to a concert and as I was walking out some person I had never seen before came up to me and told me I look like Dave Grohl. What's weirder is that it wasn't the first time someone has said that to me. I don't get it.
Maybe it's because you're THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Quote from: mouse parade on November 29, 2009, 03:41:53 PM
Maybe it's because you're THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
That joke made me die a little on the inside.
Quote from: Houdini on November 29, 2009, 03:43:09 PM
That joke made me die a little on the inside.
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST of you died
Quote from: Houdini on November 29, 2009, 03:43:09 PM
That joke made me die a little on the inside.
I named my penis Dave Grohl because it's everlong.
Quote from: JMV on November 29, 2009, 02:59:58 PM
Did you not realize it until 2 later?
and uh idk
Dohohohohoho
I've gotten compared to Jim Morrison, William Becket and Betty Paige.
not to gamble
'Your eyes are pretty.'
'Why do you type like you're depressed?'
doodhuh;
Quote from: Houdini on November 29, 2009, 03:38:47 PM
Recently I went to a concert and as I was walking out some person I had never seen before came up to me and told me I look like Dave Grohl. What's weirder is that it wasn't the first time someone has said that to me. I don't get it.
if you and kaz had a baby it would be dave grohl
also in sixth grade multiple people told me i had a texas accent. never happened before that, never happened since
Well....
Once this mexican guy i was friends with and me were talking.
He kept pushing some girl on me or something, and it pissed me off so i said 'im gay' and
He didn't believe me, and then i said i thought it was obvious and he says
'Oh well i thought you sounded weird, but you don't sound gay, you just sound white. You even have one of those weird texan accents, and you have that voice tone that all the white kids have.'
So then i get to my senior year and meet a white girl that moved here and she's like
'Whoa there are so many mexicans' So i fill her in, and she says
'Oh wow you don't look mexican, plus you talk like you are white'.
I still wonder to this day how somebody 'talks white'
Because that is one of the most common things i get.
oh yeah i've gotten "you have pretty eyes" many times
They mean you speak with an American accent? I dunno, stupid people go to your school. We all know Brits don't have accents. Agreed?
P.S. Why are there so many gay people at Boyah?
Quote from: Travis on November 30, 2009, 10:51:28 AM
oh yeah i've gotten "you have pretty eyes" many times
yes, it is a common thing to say before you unload on a content looking face
Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 10:52:56 AM
yes, it is a common thing to say before you unload on a content looking face
SocksDood;
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 10:51:51 AM
They mean you speak with an American accent? I dunno, stupid people go to your school. We all know Brits don't have accents. Agreed?
P.S. Why are there so many gay people at Boyah?
I don't know it happened by chance.
Statistically 1 in 10 should be gay, but here that balance is thrown off.
And I don't hear an american accent on myself. But i guess everyone around here talks with slang, or mix in other languages, and i stick to English. I get angry because some people can't understand me when i talk because they say I make my sentences too complicated and the words i use are too large. And i don't see how that's true because i don't think about my sentences I just spew random words that form together to get my point across. My friend agrees with me that I am easily understood and everyone pisses him off because of how stupid they are, and that i should watch a movie called Idiocracy because sadly that is our future.
I've gotten the pretty eyes things very often...including from a 45 year old man I was leering at.
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 30, 2009, 11:02:06 AM
I've gotten the pretty eyes things very often...including from a 45 year old man I was leering at.
He wanted to see your tits. God damn, dumbass kids these days.
"Are you autistic? You, like, never talk."
stupid fucking annoying black girl pissed me off so much
Quote from: Nyerp on November 30, 2009, 11:38:27 AM
"Are you autistic? You, like, never talk."
stupid fucking annoying black girl pissed me off so much
Oh god yes this is annoying. I'm not talking because I don't feel like it. I also hate it when you have a class that you don't know anyone in. It's really awkward, until of course you make friends.
Quote from: Nyerp on November 30, 2009, 11:38:27 AM
"Are you autistic? You, like, never talk."
stupid fucking annoying black girl pissed me off so much
oh yeah this girl in my math class sits next to me and doesn't know my damn name so she hands me a paper and is like UMM ESCUSE ME
fucking FUCK that bitch
Quote from: Nyerp on November 30, 2009, 11:38:27 AM
"Are you autistic? You, like, never talk."
stupid fucking annoying black girl pissed me off so much
'Just so you know, I voted you for most quiet.' awdood;
Quote from: Travis on November 30, 2009, 11:40:00 AM
oh yeah this girl in my math class sits next to me and doesn't know my damn name so she hands me a paper and is like UMM ESCUSE ME
fucking FUCK that bitch
Tell her your name? doodthing;
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 11:41:26 AM
Tell her your name? doodthing;
no that god forsaken bitch should learn my name or get the fuck out
Quote from: Travis on November 30, 2009, 11:45:32 AM
no that god forsaken bitch should learn my name or get the fuck out
Out of where? Are you hitting that? yes;
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 11:02:52 AM
He wanted to see your tits. God damn, dumbass kids these days.
I don't understand this statement, but alright.
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 30, 2009, 11:52:14 AM
I don't understand this statement, but alright.
What was there that you couldn't understand? Just show him your tits.
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 11:53:58 AM
What was there that you couldn't understand? Just show him your tits.
It's not much of a shock...hehe. giggle;
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 30, 2009, 12:18:52 PM
It's not much of a shock...hehe. giggle;
This didn't make sense to me.
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 12:20:24 PM
This didn't make sense to me.
SHE WAS BORN BIOLOGICALLY A BOY YOU NITWIT
Quote from: Travis on November 30, 2009, 12:21:43 PM
SHE WAS BORN BIOLOGICALLY A BOY YOU NITWIT
Excuse my incompetence.
Don't worry about it. It's complicated.
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 30, 2009, 12:33:51 PM
Don't worry about it. It's complicated.
only if you're a freak akudood;
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 12:39:42 PM
I'm even more lost.
I think he doesn't know that I'm actually a cyborg. Oh dear.
My friends tell me that they
"Want to swim in my eyes"
It freaks me out every time
Quote from: rawr on November 30, 2009, 01:08:59 PM
My friends tell me that they
"Want to swim in my eyes"
It freaks me out every time
I think your
friends might be sociopaths. sillydood;
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:10:48 PM
I think your friends might be sociopaths. sillydood;
just fancy existentialist drug hippies
Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 01:13:04 PM
just fancy existentialist drug hippies
No, that would explain a lot more
This way they're just extremely creepy
They take me by my shoulders
and stare into my eyes for about a mintue (meanwhile i'm trying to struggle for freedom)
and then they take a slow breath
and say
"Anya . . . I want to swim in your eyes"
Quote from: rawr on November 30, 2009, 01:18:02 PM
No, that would explain a lot more
This way they're just extremely creepy
They take me by my shoulders
and stare into my eyes for about a mintue (meanwhile i'm trying to struggle for freedom)
and then they take a slow breath
and say
"Anya . . . I want to swim in your eyes"
Are you Russian?
Also, you have weird friends. If someone did that to me.. I don't know what I would do. But, I would do something.
Quote from: rawr on November 30, 2009, 01:18:02 PM
"Anya . . . I want to swim in your eyes"
some people just appreciate eyes.
i told this girl at work i would paint her a portrait but that i would love to use her real eyeballs for the face doodthing;
Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 01:21:27 PM
some people just appreciate eyes.
i told this girl at work i would paint her a portrait but that i would love to use her real eyeballs for the face doodthing;
You are such a ladies' man. giggle;
Are you hitting that? yes;
Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 01:21:27 PM
some people just appreciate eyes.
i told this girl at work i would paint her a portrait but that i would love to use her real eyeballs for the face doodthing;
That would give me nightmares if I was that girl
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 01:22:43 PM
That would give me nightmares if I was that girl
But it's coming from Socks
Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 01:21:27 PM
some people just appreciate eyes.
i told this girl at work i would paint her a portrait but that i would love to use her real eyeballs for the face doodthing;
I laughed so hard, oh my god. Ohhhhh my god. Ahahaha!
This is me turning to a classmate of mine during English and saying
"If I had a gun that only shot cute people...you'd be dead!"
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 01:22:43 PM
That would give me nightmares if I was that girl
You obviously don't know how the female mind works. They love artists.
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 01:22:43 PM
That would give me nightmares if I was that girl
after i explained my polyurethane eyeball desire i leaned in real close and complimented her on the extremely small and smooth pores she has
Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 01:24:55 PM
after i explained my polyurethane eyeball desire i leaned in real close and complimented her on the extremely small and smooth pores she has
Oh, you dog!
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:24:26 PM
You obviously don't know how the female mind works. They love artists.
It's endearing in a frightening sort of way. I find it somewhat sexy.
Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 01:24:55 PM
after i explained my polyurethane eyeball desire i leaned in real close and complimented her on the extremely small and smooth pores she has
Even this, to a certa-...no, no. Never mind.
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:24:26 PM
You obviously don't know how the female mind works.
I think you may be on to something
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 30, 2009, 01:26:22 PM
Even this, to a certa-...no, no. Never mind.
sometimes i'll curiously stare at her for long periods of time and randomly, but passionately, say bukkake when she's setting up for a drink out of her cup
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:24:26 PM
You obviously don't know how the female mind works. They love artists.
Oh and I am sooooo using that shit now
Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 01:30:49 PM
sometimes i'll curiously stare at her for long periods of time and randomly, but passionately, say bukkake when she's setting up for a drink out of her cup
I bet, she's a real beauty. You sure know how to pick them. :)
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 01:31:59 PM
Yeah, I'm an ignoramous remember? n_u
What does that have to do with my "being on to something?"
Slim Anus?
Socks you are comedy GOLD.
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 01:35:24 PM
I'm afraid I do not understand you
Me either befuddlement
Quote from: Alyssa the Glowing Sole on November 30, 2009, 01:32:37 PM
Socks you are comedy GOLD.
she never finds any of this funny. :( she thinks i want to live in her majestic golden hair. only because i'll sometimes suddenly flick a stray strand that's sticking out waving at me
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 01:35:24 PM
I'm afraid I do not understand you
Think Insane Clown Posse and Eminem
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:37:34 PM
Think Insane Clown Posse and Eminem
I try to forget the Insane Clown Posse exists
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 01:40:44 PM
I try to forget the Insane Clown Posse exists
Well it was something Eminem said in one of his songs, because ICP called him Slim Anus. I remember it rhyming with Ignoramus, and here we are.
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:21:06 PM
Are you Russian?
Also, you have weird friends. If someone did that to me.. I don't know what I would do. But, I would do something.
Well, my great great grandfather was
so I am
but not in the speaking Russians, going there over spring break kind of way
and besides, more Ukrainian than Russian
Quote from: rawr on November 30, 2009, 01:43:07 PM
Well, my great great grandfather was
so I am
but not in the speaking Russians, going there over spring break kind of way
and besides, more Ukrainian than Russian
Yeah, Anya is a Russian name.. I think.
THAT WAS THE MAIN CHARACTER'S NAME IN ANASTASIA
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:44:37 PM
Yeah, Anya is a Russian name.. I think.
Yes, and Hindi as well
Quote from: rawr on November 30, 2009, 01:43:07 PM
and besides, more Ukrainian than Russian
O_0
best looking girls on the planet
Czech Republic is a close second
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:44:37 PM
Yeah, Anya is a Russian name.. I think.
THAT WAS THE MAIN CHARACTER'S NAME IN ANASTASIA
why yes it is
and that is why I have five of those books from people who thought it was a clever present
Quote from: Socks on November 30, 2009, 01:49:07 PM
O_0
best looking girls on the planet
Czech Republic is a close second
yay ^^
Anastasia is a great movie. But, Toy Story was better.
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:53:01 PM
Anastasia is a great movie. But, Toy Story was better.
I'm sure there are plenty of movies better than Anastasia befuddlement
my niece's name is anya giggle;
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 01:55:00 PM
I'm sure there are plenty of movies better than Anastasia befuddlement
Anastasia was still a good movie, was it not?
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:56:01 PM
Anastasia was still a good movie, was it not?
Uh sure, I just don't get why you'd specifically say Toy Story though unless that's the only movie you consider to be better
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 01:56:56 PM
Uh sure, I just don't get why you'd specifically say Toy Story though unless that's the only movie you consider to be better
Toy Story was one of the best Disney movies, it was also the first full computer-animated movie. baddood;
Quote from: TheSequel on November 30, 2009, 01:58:29 PM
Toy Story was one of the best Disney movies, it was also the first full computer-animated movie. baddood;
Are you the personification of a Bing.com commercial
Quote from: YPR on November 30, 2009, 02:01:23 PM
Are you the personification of a Bing.com commercial
You can be anything if you set your mind to it.
I think Aubs is right on this one. doodhuh;
Someone asked if I was Native American once. doodhuh;