Weirdest thing someone told you about yourself

[Bushy]

Mine happened right after lunch. I was walking with my friend Nicole and this one random dude comes up and says "HEY ARE YOU PORTER PARTIN?!"

I'm all like "Uh..yeah?" and then he responds with "Dude... You're a legend" and walks off.

This was 2 months ago. I'm still confused. 

[??????]

I get a lot of creepy messages from people from IRL and on the Internets about myself.
HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES:
[02:49] RemoteControl:  cum on babe let me fuk u  while you suck on his cock
[02:51] RemoteControl:  u sleep off all those drugs off baby
[02:51] RemoteControl: cum to reality
[02:52] Beth Gibbons: why would anyone do that
[02:52] RemoteControl: ;-)
[02:52] RemoteControl: because u a hoe  
[02:52] Beth Gibbons: oh my god it's true :'(
[02:53] RemoteControl: yes baby your a worthless hoe

[the shortest route to the sea]

At my school, when I had recently cut my hair very short (for the last time), and when I was starting to realize my gender identity:

"You know Greg, with long hair you look like a girlyman, but with short hair you look like a lesbian."


I get a lot of insults that turn into backhanded compliments in context.

[Daddy]

Did you not realize it until 2 later?



and uh idk

[strongbad]

People tell me that I am funny or attractive

[the shortest route to the sea]

Did you not realize it until 2 later?



and uh idk

Oh, a joke. Um, about a half a year later I was like "alright fuck this masculinity thing"

[Kalahari Inkantation]

"You always look so depressed."
"Are you the kind of person who would carry out a school shooting?"

[Daddy]

Oh, a joke. Um, about a half a year later I was like "alright fuck this masculinity thing"

the joke was aimed at bushy because he said 2 months ago and posted the thread today and before he said he had a date and didn't realize it until 2 later.

[YPrrrr]

"I like your nose"

[Veal]

My teacher in 10th grade stopped in the middle of class and told me I "have a natural wit."

It happens a lot and it's always just awkward.

[Veal]

My teacher in 10th grade stopped in the middle of class and told me I "have a natural wit."

It happens a lot and it's always just awkward.

Notice how I point out how ridiculously hilarious I am while staying incredibly humble.

[Veal]

I'm awesome.

[YPrrrr]

Notice how I point out how ridiculously hilarious I am while staying incredibly humble.

Aw you ruined it

[Claquesous]

Apparently I walk weird. Various people have asked me "Why do you walk like that?" Then last year in French class, a girl told me that the way I walk was "weird. Not in a bad way, but like, 'how does he do that?'" Later on that year, another guy told me that I don't really bob up and down when I walk, but instead that I glided. So I guess those two things would be it.

[mouse parade]

"You look kind of like John Lennon".

I GET THIS CONSTANTLY, YET I DON'T SEE IT AT ALL.