Weirdest thing someone told you about yourself

[?????]

sometimes i'll curiously stare at her for long periods of time and randomly, but passionately, say bukkake when she's setting up for a drink out of her cup

I bet, she's a real beauty. You sure know how to pick them.

Yeah, I'm an ignoramous remember?

What does that have to do with my "being on to something?"

Slim Anus?

[the shortest route to the sea]

Socks you are comedy GOLD.

[YPrrrr]

Slim Anus?

I'm afraid I do not understand you

[ME##]

I'm afraid I do not understand you

Me either

[Socks]

Socks you are comedy GOLD.

she never finds any of this funny. she thinks i want to live in her majestic golden hair. only because i'll sometimes suddenly flick a stray strand that's sticking out waving at me

[?????]

I'm afraid I do not understand you

Think Insane Clown Posse and Eminem

[YPrrrr]

Think Insane Clown Posse and Eminem

I try to forget the Insane Clown Posse exists

[?????]

I try to forget the Insane Clown Posse exists

Well it was something Eminem said in one of his songs, because ICP called him Slim Anus. I remember it rhyming with Ignoramus, and here we are.

[rawr]

Are you Russian?
Also, you have weird friends. If someone did that to me.. I don't know what I would do. But, I would do something.

Well, my great great grandfather was
so I am
but not in the speaking Russians, going there over spring break kind of way
and besides, more Ukrainian than Russian

[?????]

Well, my great great grandfather was
so I am
but not in the speaking Russians, going there over spring break kind of way
and besides, more Ukrainian than Russian

Yeah, Anya is a Russian name.. I think.

THAT WAS THE MAIN CHARACTER'S NAME IN ANASTASIA

[YPrrrr]

Yeah, Anya is a Russian name.. I think.

Yes, and Hindi as well

[Socks]

and besides, more Ukrainian than Russian

best looking girls on the planet

Czech Republic is a close second

[?????]

Yes, and Hindi as well

So is Dmitri

[rawr]

Yeah, Anya is a Russian name.. I think.

THAT WAS THE MAIN CHARACTER'S NAME IN ANASTASIA

why yes it is
and that is why I have five of those books from people who thought it was a clever present

best looking girls on the planet

Czech Republic is a close second

yay ^^

[?????]

Anastasia is a great movie. But, Toy Story was better.