Weirdest thing someone told you about yourself

[Minus;]

Well....
Once this mexican guy i was friends with and me were talking.
He kept pushing some girl on me or something, and it pissed me off so i said 'im gay' and
He didn't believe me, and then i said i thought it was obvious and he says
'Oh well i thought you sounded weird, but you don't sound gay, you just sound white. You even have one of those weird texan accents, and you have that voice tone that all the white kids have.'
So then i get to my senior  year and meet a white girl that moved here and she's like
'Whoa there are so many mexicans' So i fill her in, and she says
'Oh wow you don't look mexican, plus you talk like you are white'.
I still wonder to this day how somebody 'talks white'
Because that is one of the most common things i get.

[Travis]

oh yeah i've gotten "you have pretty eyes" many times

[?????]

They mean you speak with an American accent? I dunno, stupid people go to your school. We all know Brits don't have accents. Agreed?

P.S. Why are there so many gay people at Boyah?

[Socks]

oh yeah i've gotten "you have pretty eyes" many times

yes, it is a common thing to say before you unload on a content looking face

[Travis]

yes, it is a common thing to say before you unload on a content looking face

[Minus;]

They mean you speak with an American accent? I dunno, stupid people go to your school. We all know Brits don't have accents. Agreed?

P.S. Why are there so many gay people at Boyah?

I don't know it happened by chance.
Statistically 1 in 10 should be gay, but here that balance is thrown off.
And I don't hear an american accent on myself. But i guess everyone around here talks with slang, or mix in other languages, and i stick to English. I get angry because some people can't understand me when i talk because they say I make my sentences too complicated and the words i use are too large. And i don't see how that's true because i don't think about my sentences I just spew random words that form together to get my point across. My friend agrees with me that I am easily understood and everyone pisses him off because of how stupid they are, and that i should watch a movie called Idiocracy because sadly that is our future.

[the shortest route to the sea]

I've gotten the pretty eyes things very often...including from a 45 year old man I was leering at.

[?????]

I've gotten the pretty eyes things very often...including from a 45 year old man I was leering at.

He wanted to see your tits. God damn, dumbass kids these days.

[Nyerp]

"Are you autistic? You, like, never talk."

stupid fucking annoying black girl pissed me off so much

[?????]

"Are you autistic? You, like, never talk."

stupid fucking annoying black girl pissed me off so much

Oh god yes this is annoying. I'm not talking because I don't feel like it. I also hate it when you have a class that you don't know anyone in. It's really awkward, until of course you make friends.

[Travis]

"Are you autistic? You, like, never talk."

stupid fucking annoying black girl pissed me off so much

oh yeah this girl in my math class sits next to me and doesn't know my damn name so she hands me a paper and is like UMM ESCUSE ME

fucking FUCK that bitch

[ME##]

"Are you autistic? You, like, never talk."

stupid fucking annoying black girl pissed me off so much

'Just so you know, I voted you for most quiet.' 

[?????]

oh yeah this girl in my math class sits next to me and doesn't know my damn name so she hands me a paper and is like UMM ESCUSE ME

fucking FUCK that bitch

Tell her your name? 

[Travis]

Tell her your name? 

no that god forsaken bitch should learn my name or get the fuck out

[?????]

no that god forsaken bitch should learn my name or get the fuck out

Out of where? Are you hitting that?