You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/tests/the-would-you-have-been-a-nazi-test/
i got this from a forum where 99% of the people are republicans. most of them got nazi
Can you link to the actual test and not hte list of tests?
akudood;
also
Your result for The Am I Gay? Test ...
Way Not Gay doodella;
yeah i was like WTF wheres the test..
my bad, why didn't anyone say anything earlier? dumbasses
relax joeinc
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
baddood;
QuoteThe Swine
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 41% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic
Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.
You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].
The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.
Wow, I'm more racist than I thought.
Quote from: Raekewn on March 02, 2009, 07:54:46 PM
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
baddood;
This.
Also, what did the language fluency question have to do with?
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Quote from: Bassir on March 02, 2009, 08:08:46 PM
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that's it, to the top of the asshole list for you. wariodood;
ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 55% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.
Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.
Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
Deutschland: Uber Alles!
Quote from: Sam on March 02, 2009, 08:09:44 PM
that's it, to the top of the asshole list for you. wariodood;
like moving the top to the top
no change
Quote from: Nyerp on March 02, 2009, 08:06:02 PM
This.
Also, what did the language fluency question have to do with?
My only guess is that a person with extreme nationalistic feelings wouldn't have the desire to learn a foreign language.
Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on the pages of history, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for the Fatherland itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!
wtf thats completely wrong
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on March 02, 2009, 08:13:02 PM
My only guess is that a person with extreme nationalistic feelings wouldn't have the desire to learn a foreign language.
um
what about countries with multiple spoken languages
Quote from: Raekewn on March 02, 2009, 07:54:46 PM
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
baddood;
Come be an expatriate with me. <3
I'm pissed I didn't get the resistance, though. I don't know what I could have answered better.
saddood;
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.
The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.
WHAT THE HELL
The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.
The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.
The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.
:(
Quote from: Raekewn on March 02, 2009, 07:34:14 PM
Your result for The Am I Gay? Test ...
Way Not Gay doodella;
lol
Quote from: lacette on March 02, 2009, 08:09:56 PM
ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 55% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.
Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.
Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.
Deutschland: Uber Alles!
i dont know what that means...
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic
The Expatriate
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
Quote
Free Market Lover
Chances are you would have seen through Hitler's ideas from a mile away, and you would have done everything you could to convince your friends how wrong he was, and/or likely gotten out of Germany before things really got bad.
doodhuh;
The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 62% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.
The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.
The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.
Well, it looks like I'm getting brainwashed
Quote from: Raekewn on March 02, 2009, 07:34:14 PM
Your result for The Am I Gay? Test ...
Way Not Gay doodella;
Did you "go back and answer the question honestly"? baddood;
Quote from: YPR on March 03, 2009, 11:03:24 AM
The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 62% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.
The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.
The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.
Well, it looks like I'm getting brainwashed
*insert comment about religion*
Quote from: Raekewn on March 03, 2009, 11:05:33 AM
*insert comment about religion*
At least I'm very tolerant n_u
Achtung! You are 54% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.
The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.
lol ooops n_u
Quote from: YPR on March 03, 2009, 11:09:52 AM
At least I'm very tolerant n_u
tolerant of nazis Reichdood;
Quote from: guff on March 03, 2009, 01:00:35 PM
tolerant of nazis Reichdood;
Somehow I knew you'd say that n_u
And I'm not... which is a lot easier to say with a retroactive perspective I suppose
Fascist forum. :O
QuoteThe Everyday German
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.
The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.
The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.
not true :'(
18%? Tec, you racist baddood;
QuoteAchtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Quote from: YPR on March 03, 2009, 05:22:30 PM
18%? Tec, you racist baddood;
i don't know what i answered wrong i'm tolerant of everyone myface;
The SS Officer
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on the pages of history, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for the Fatherland itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!
I disagree with the results. And I said that no one deserves public mistreatment saddood;
Quote from: TECTRINKET on March 03, 2009, 05:26:15 PM
i don't know what i answered wrong i'm tolerant of everyone myface;
except nig
gers you fucking racist
Quote from: RDX on March 03, 2009, 05:29:38 PM
The SS Officer
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on the pages of history, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for the Fatherland itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!
I disagree with the results. And I said that no one deserves public mistreatment saddood;
Did you say your race is better than others?
I said that I'm proud of my race, yes :(
I got Adolph Hitler.
Quote from: RDX on March 03, 2009, 05:32:59 PM
I said that I'm proud of my race, yes :(
Whoo, yeah, I'm so proud of things that I have no control over and just happen to have out of sheer coincidence.
I'm also proud of the shape of my nose.
Quote from: Slim on March 03, 2009, 05:50:06 PM
Whoo, yeah, I'm so proud of things that I have no control over and just happen to have out of sheer coincidence.
I'm also proud of the shape my nose.
im proud of my
Quote from: Slim on March 03, 2009, 05:50:06 PM
Whoo, yeah, I'm so proud of things that I have no control over and just happen to have out of sheer coincidence.
I'm also proud of the shape of my nose.
You really aught to retire from the whole joke business, because you've lost it.
Quote from: RDX on March 03, 2009, 05:56:26 PM
You really aught to retire from the whole joke business, because you've lost it.
I dunno, I thought it was pretty clever
Quote from: Slim link=topic=44116.msg745393#msg745393 date=1236131406
I'm also proud of the shape of my nose.
/quote]omg i thought i was the only one
Quote from: Caffeine Free on March 03, 2009, 06:14:54 PM
Quote from: Slim link=topic=44116.msg745393#msg745393 date=1236131406
I'm also proud of the shape of my nose.
omg i thought i was the only one
/quote]
I'm not proud of mine ;-;
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Quote from: RDX on March 03, 2009, 05:56:26 PM
You really aught to retire from the whole joke business, because you've lost it.
Wow, you can deflect an issue and conveniently ignore the point made when it's not something you want to discuss. We're all so impressed.
Let me be more frank then: your "race" isn't special. Stop clinging to it just because you're a minority and apparently have some kind of psychological need to be identified by it.
I made sure not to include any jokes in that one so you wouldn't get confused.
You're welcome. ^________^
you don't have to come off like an asshole slim
Quote from: joeinc on March 03, 2009, 06:25:07 PM
you don't have to come off like an asshole slim
lol you're kidding right
nice quotes btw guys
Quote from: Slim on March 03, 2009, 06:21:31 PM
Wow, you can deflect an issue and conveniently ignore the point made when it's not something you want to discuss. We're all so impressed.
Whoa, there's an issue we're talking about here? I thought we were just talking about being nazis. But I guess that's kind of serious, huh?
QuoteLet me be more frank then: your "race" isn't special. Stop clinging to it just because you're a minority and apparently have some kind of psychological need to be identified by it.
Sorry Slim, I guess I'll stop posting "Praise Allah" and "Brown Power!" all over Outsider. I guess it was getting a little out of hand.
QuoteI made sure not to include any jokes in that one so you wouldn't get confused.
You're welcome. ^________^
Fuck off cracker.
Quote from: Slim on March 03, 2009, 06:26:12 PM
lol you're kidding right
nice quotes btw guys
no but why do you come off like an ass all the time
no point bro,
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
The Expatriate
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Quote from: Slim on March 03, 2009, 06:26:12 PM
lol you're kidding right
nice quotes btw guys
shut up it's his fault. ;______;
RDX, the issue was that you are proud of your race, which is absurd and foolish. And it is relevant because it lead to you getting SS Officer on the test, which I wholeheartedly believe you would have been had you lived in that time period. Also, posting "u r not funy :\" is Lawlz-esque, so you
ought (notice the spelling) to be ashamed of yourself for that at the very least.
I reported you for the racial slur, by the way. ^_____^
Quote from: joeinc on March 03, 2009, 06:29:23 PM
no but why do you come off like an ass all the time
no point bro,
I guess that's just my personality.
Why do you come off as if you're high all the time?
Quote from: Sam on March 03, 2009, 06:40:06 PM
shut up it's his fault. ;______;
excuses, excuses akudood;
Quote from: Slim on March 03, 2009, 08:21:10 PM
Why do you come off as if you're high all the time?
dude
Quote from: Slim on March 03, 2009, 08:21:10 PM
RDX, the issue was that you are proud of your race, which is absurd and foolish. And it is relevant because it lead to you getting SS Officer on the test, which I wholeheartedly believe you would been had you lived in that time period.
you know you only say that because i am a sand nig
ger
QuoteAlso, posting "u r not funy :\" is Lawlz-esque, so you ought (notice the spelling) to be ashamed of yourself for that at the very least.
But, you're not funny, so you aught to not make me saying so into something that its not.
Quote from: RDX on March 03, 2009, 09:40:33 PM
you know you only say that because i am a sand nigger
But, you're not funny, so you aught to not make me saying so into something that its not.
you know, you're kinda dumb. wariodood;
Quote from: RDX on March 03, 2009, 09:40:33 PMBut, you're not funny, so you aught to not make me saying so into something that its not.
The point is that you need to express that sentiment in a way that's less witless and bland. Also, try doing it when I'm actually making a joke and not when I'm being serious, as I have been throughout this entire thread.
At any rate, I'm quite a clever guy, so your accusations are false anyway. ^___^
btw ought is spelled with an O damn it akudood;
Quote from: Sam on March 03, 2009, 09:43:21 PM
you know, you're kinda dumb. wariodood;
He's next on the hate club list. baddood;
Quote from: Slim on March 03, 2009, 09:57:15 PM
He's next on the hate club list. baddood;
That's mean :(
Quote from: Sam on March 03, 2009, 09:59:07 PM
That's mean :(
He doesn't have to worry until he gets to Lacey's level. baddood;
QuoteYour result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 64% antitolerant, and 81% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.
Reichdood; Reichdood; Reichdood; Reichdood; Reichdood;
Quote from: Slim on March 03, 2009, 09:57:15 PM
The point is that you need to express that sentiment in a way that's less witless and bland. Also, try doing it when I'm actually making a joke and not when I'm being serious, as I have been throughout this entire thread.
At any rate, I'm quite a clever guy, so your accusations are false anyway. ^___^
btw ought is spelled with an O damn it akudood;
If I attempt to make it witty, wouldn't I be acting like Lawlz?
I'm just stating the facts.
Quote from: Sam on March 03, 2009, 09:43:21 PM
you know, you're kinda dumb. wariodood;
Says that girl who gave nudes to a black man.
Either way, I'm being stupid because Slim is obviously either retarded, or kidding as well, considering the fact that I hardly ever bring my religion or race up anywhere.
Quote from: Sam on March 03, 2009, 09:59:07 PM
That's mean :(
It's the internet.
So I don't care.
Quote from: Slim on March 03, 2009, 08:41:54 PM
the world is like... far out, man
it is and if you disagree you're just living in a box
guys i just realized
i scored better than slim on the test baddood;
I started taking this test and then realized since i knew what it was about it was very easy to manipulate and got bored.
in other words, hitler
Deutschland: Uber Alles!
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Hallo leute hier ist dingens
Und das ist für den Europameister :
schal-lal-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-lalala
La-la-la-lalala
La-la-la-lalala
olé olé olé olé olé
supa deutschland
supa deutschland
supa deutschland
olé olé (deutschland)
olé olé olé olé olé
supa deutschland
supa deutschland
supa deutschland
olé olé (deutschland)
Europameister
Wir werden Europameister
Europameister
Wir werden Europameister
WIR WERDEN :
Europameister
Wir werden Europameister
Europameister
Wir werden Europameister
OK folgendes :
Ich brauch eine dicke fette TROMMEL
Leute
eure Hände dazu
und jezt alle für den Europameister :
(Ihr seit zu leise !!!)
olé olé olé olé olé
supa deutschland
supa deutschland
supa deutschland
WIR WERDEN :
Europameister
Wir werden Europameister
Europameister
Wir werden Europameister
olé olé
Europameister
Wir werden Europameister
Europameister
Wir werden Europameister
so laut wars noch nie
olé olé olé olé olé
supa deutschland
supa deutschland
supa deutschland
olé olé
lal-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-lalala
La-la-la-lalala
La-la-la-lalala
Reichdood;
Quote from: guff on March 04, 2009, 07:08:48 AM
in other words, hitler
yeah but he didn't make it into art school
Quote from: RDX on March 04, 2009, 12:07:37 AM
If I attempt to make it witty, wouldn't I be acting like Lawlz?
I'm just stating the facts.
No, that's not what Lawlz did at all. Pay attention more.
State some more facts for us. We're all very intrigued by your infinite wisdom. ^____^
QuoteSays that girl who gave nudes to a black man.
Either way, I'm being stupid because Slim is obviously either retarded, or kidding as well, considering the fact that I hardly ever bring my religion or race up anywhere.
Why are you wasting time with this? Shouldn't you be getting laid by some middle school girl or something? You're very good at that, I heard.
Quote from: Slim on March 04, 2009, 01:03:08 PM
oh look who it is
mr more of a nazi than ba baddood;