The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test

[Kalahari Inkantation]

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

not true :'(

[YPrrrr]

18%? Tec, you racist

[Ezloﺕ]

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic



Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

18%? Tec, you racist

i don't know what i answered wrong i'm tolerant of everyone

[rdl]

The SS Officer

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on the pages of history, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for the Fatherland itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!

I disagree with the results. And I said that no one deserves public mistreatment

[famy]

i don't know what i answered wrong i'm tolerant of everyone

except niggers you fucking racist

[YPrrrr]

The SS Officer

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on the pages of history, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for the Fatherland itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!

I disagree with the results. And I said that no one deserves public mistreatment

Did you say your race is better than others?

[rdl]

I said that I'm proud of my race, yes

[NOA_Haunted]

I got Adolph Hitler.

[Slim]

I said that I'm proud of my race, yes

Whoo, yeah, I'm so proud of things that I have no control over and just happen to have out of sheer coincidence.

I'm also proud of the shape of my nose.

[j o e i n c]

Whoo, yeah, I'm so proud of things that I have no control over and just happen to have out of sheer coincidence.

I'm also proud of the shape my nose.

im proud of my

[Slim]

im proud of my

What a cliffhanger!

[rdl]

Whoo, yeah, I'm so proud of things that I have no control over and just happen to have out of sheer coincidence.

I'm also proud of the shape of my nose.

You really aught to retire from the whole joke business, because you've lost it.

[Sam]

You really aught to retire from the whole joke business, because you've lost it.

I dunno, I thought it was pretty clever

[Travis]

/quote]omg i thought i was the only one