The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test

[Slim]

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

Come be an expatriate with me. <3
I'm pissed I didn't get the resistance, though. I don't know what I could have answered better.

[Himu]

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic

You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

WHAT THE HELL

[Samus Aran]

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

[superclucky]

Your result for The Am I Gay? Test ...
Way Not Gay

lol

[guff]

ADOLF HITLER

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 55% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

i dont know what that means...

[superclucky]

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic

The Expatriate
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

[Bolivian Army]

Free Market Lover
Chances are you would have seen through Hitler's ideas from a mile away, and you would have done everything you could to convince your friends how wrong he was, and/or likely gotten out of Germany before things really got bad.

[YPrrrr]

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 62% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


Well, it looks like I'm getting brainwashed

[Thyme]

Your result for The Am I Gay? Test ...
Way Not Gay

Did you "go back and answer the question honestly"?

[Daddy]

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 62% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


Well, it looks like I'm getting brainwashed

*insert comment about religion*

[YPrrrr]

*insert comment about religion*

At least I'm very tolerant

[ME##]

Achtung! You are 54% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic

You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

lol ooops

[guff]

At least I'm very tolerant

tolerant of nazis

[YPrrrr]

tolerant of nazis

Somehow I knew you'd say that

And I'm not... which is a lot easier to say with a retroactive perspective I suppose

[Nyerp]

Fascist forum.