Its time to come clean boyah, post the nastiest thing you've done in your entire life.
once... i ate an entirely raw chicken strip. giggle;
Probably dissecting a starfish... every cut with the scissors made a crunch and sprayed the preservation juice on my arm
Quote from: AlienJMV290 on August 27, 2008, 11:40:25 AM
My friend disected a pig fetus, good thing I was absent that day, apparently the juice got in this one girl's hair, lol.
Ugh that's nasty
Quote from: Flying Circus on August 27, 2008, 11:39:22 AM
Probably dissecting a starfish... every cut with the scissors made a crunch and sprayed the preservation juice on my arm
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew >.<
ummm...I don't know.
I stayed inside a woman's uterus for six hours
touched a woman myface;
we were dissecting cow hearts and a piece flew into a kid's mouth powerofone;
doesn't have anything to do with me but whatever
Quote from: Bassir on August 27, 2008, 12:17:54 PM
touched a woman myface;
Quotegrossest thing you've ever done
Quote from: AlienJMV290 on August 27, 2008, 12:07:27 PM
HOW ARE YOU NO DIPSHITED IS A BETTER QUESTION
you are so fucking annoying, why don't you go outside and play with your friends?
-- A friend dropped a Skittle on the cement, I stomped on it, picked it up, and ate it
-- Dissecting a cadaver
-- Anal sex
I tasted my own cum in 6th grade. :( Im disgusting I know.
Quote from: Vegeta on August 27, 2008, 12:26:41 PM
I tasted my own cum in 6th grade. :( Im disgusting I know.
ITT people start flaming Haunted.
Quote from: Vegeta on August 27, 2008, 12:26:41 PM
I tasted my own cum in 6th grade. :( Im disgusting I know.
why would you do that?
Quote from: Vegeta on August 27, 2008, 12:26:41 PM
I tasted my own cum in 6th grade. :( Im disgusting I know.
I laughed. How did that end up happening? powerofone;
Quote from: Nurse ProtectedMember32 on August 27, 2008, 12:26:21 PM
giving or receiving?
Giving.
I ended up enjoying it thoroughly, however.
Quote from: AlienJMV290 on August 27, 2008, 12:07:27 PM
HOW ARE YOU NO DIPSHITED IS A BETTER QUESTION
No it's not.
Quote from: AlienJMV290 on August 27, 2008, 12:25:52 PM
Irony, also I do, why don't you? befuddlement
I was just gone for the past four days doing that actually. You can't stay off Boyah for more than four hours, fucking loser. doodthing;
Urine tastes gross. baddood;
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on August 27, 2008, 01:05:33 PM
better than vagina?
Nothing is better than vagina.
Except money.
tasted my own cum doodella;
Of course it was by accident.
Quote from: Paul on August 27, 2008, 01:32:13 PM
tasted my own cum doodella;
Of course it was by accident.
How do you do this by accident ;-;?
Ran over fresh roadkill on my bike. Some of the juice flew up into my face
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on August 27, 2008, 01:34:56 PM
How do you do this by accident ;-;?
Jerking off and it shot right into my mouth lol.
well i had to dissect a mink
i guess that's the grossest thing i've done
Quote from: Kazmuffin on August 27, 2008, 01:53:08 PM
well i had to dissect a mink
i guess that's the grossest thing i've done
i read that as "dissect a milk" and went wat
Quote from: Khadafi on August 27, 2008, 01:54:16 PM
i read that as "dissect a milk" and went wat
no a mink
(http://dnr.state.il.us/orc/wildlife/virtual_news/images/mink/mink_near_water.jpg)
Quote from: Kazmuffin on August 27, 2008, 01:57:32 PM
no a mink
(http://dnr.state.il.us/orc/wildlife/virtual_news/images/mink/mink_near_water.jpg)
that is a weasel you fag
Quote from: Flying Circus on August 27, 2008, 11:39:22 AM
Probably dissecting a starfish... every cut with the scissors made a crunch and sprayed the preservation juice on my arm
When I was skinning the rat in biology I accidently cut into the abdomen and it squirt preservation fluid all over the table, none of it got on me though, some got on my partner though.
Quote from: Khadafi on August 27, 2008, 01:58:04 PM
that is a weasel you fag
it's a mink
They're very closely related, but minks are like...water-weasels.
I licked my own ball-sack when I was younger.
Quote from: Kazmuffin on August 27, 2008, 02:03:17 PM
it's a mink
They're very closely related, but minks are like...water-weasels.
those are otters =|
I only pooped twice at camp; because I can't poop when other people are in the bathrooms. edumacate;
CAMP WAS TWELVE DAYS LONG LOL gonk;
my dad convinced me that we ran out of toilet paper and guess what i had to do to clean myself up n___n
then he was like, OH GOD WE ACTUALLY DO HAVE TOILET PAPER
also i've done so many gross shit as a kid i can't remember it
Quote from: Purloiner of Hares on August 27, 2008, 02:08:33 PM
yeah, it's too small to be a weasel and also the ottery fur
remember, I used to be ferretfreak baddood;
You are shitting me. YOU were ferretfreak?!
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on August 27, 2008, 03:15:17 PM
You are shitting me. YOU were ferretfreak?!
how the hell did you not know this
Quote from: Trevor on August 27, 2008, 03:16:24 PM
how the hell did you not know this
I was never told gonk;
I picked up a dead hamster and made clicking noises.
holy shit bassir was ntdoy? meaty cocks
Quote from: Khadafi on August 27, 2008, 03:27:42 PM
holy shit bassir was ntdoy? meaty cocks
... you didn't know that?
Quote from: Khadafi on August 27, 2008, 03:27:42 PM
holy shit bassir was ntdoy? meaty cocks
Never saw that screenname around Power On.
Where'd you frequent, bassir?
Quote from: Khadafi on August 27, 2008, 03:27:42 PM
holy shit bassir was ntdoy? meaty cocks
dont forget nintendogamerbc
Quote from: Bassir on August 27, 2008, 03:28:05 PM
... you didn't know that?
ok nintendogamerbc i knew that you just ruined it you dick.
god why where you such a sage wannabe at nsider :'(
Quote from: Khadafi on August 27, 2008, 03:29:11 PM
ok nintendogamerbc i knew that you just ruined it you dick.
god why where you such a sage wannabe at nsider :'(
Who didn't want to be a sage? They got free shit, their asses kissed by regular members, actual recognition from the Nsider staff, and they could post on the sage board.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on August 27, 2008, 03:31:14 PM
Who didn't want to be a sage? They got free shit, their asses kissed by regular members, actual recognition from the Nsider staff, and they could post on the sage board.
i stopped caring in 2006
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on August 27, 2008, 03:31:14 PM
Who didn't want to be a sage? They got free shit, their asses kissed by regular members, actual recognition from the Nsider staff, and they could post on the sage board.
i stopped trying after 100 posts
and spent my time in the pokecenter chat room which all of them died when they renamed them
i think missy pirate was the only one that survived
also i spent time in the cave with paperyoshi and hippo <3
Quote from: Clucky on August 27, 2008, 03:33:22 PM
and spent my time in the pokecenter chat room which all of them died when they renamed them
i think missy pirate was the only one that survived
huh
One time I was in the yard with my dog, and I laid back on the ground and was like, "lolwut". I had laid in dog shit. >.<
Quote from: Pyrate on August 27, 2008, 04:26:46 PM
huh
One time I was in the yard with my dog, and I laid back on the ground and was like, "lolwut". I had laid in dog shit. >.<
i lol'd.
Quote from: steal on August 27, 2008, 06:42:36 PM
I tasted my own cum once or twice too, but it was on purpose and not particularly gross. But maybe the fact that i kind of enjoyed it makes it gross? idk
anyways i can't really think of any gross things I've done. I dissected a sheeps brain, but i enjoyed that too.
I tasted my own cum too.;-;
Well...
I picked up my dog's shit, blah blah, I ate cheetos, and sucked the cheese off and I realized there was some shit on my fingers.
Quote from: Spunky on August 27, 2008, 06:57:19 PM
Well...
I picked up my dog's shit, blah blah, I ate cheetos, and sucked the cheese off and I realized there was some shit on my fingers.
YOU DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU CLEAN UP DOG SHIT WTH
Quote from: Det. ;] on August 27, 2008, 06:58:58 PM
YOU DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU CLEAN UP DOG SHIT WTH
I didn't that time because I was pissed. ;-;
Didn't shower for like a month.
Quote from: steal on August 27, 2008, 07:08:14 PM
...I think nyerp wins here.
Honestly that's just despicable.
teehee
I've smelled my cum before, but never have I had the curiosity to taste it.
ew :'(
i've probably done worse but once i took a dump in a park
cause i really had to go :|
Quote from: steal on August 27, 2008, 08:01:06 PM
lol
a few years ago my friend took a shit in an elevator and then used a leaf to smear it all over the walls and the buttons. my friend's friends filmed the whole thing, it was great.
what the hell ew
one time i took a shit off the top of an abandoned insane asylum
Quote from: Trevor on August 27, 2008, 07:13:05 PM
I've smelled my cum before, but never have I had the curiosity to taste it.
ew :'(
gross
Quote from: CHAOS66 on August 27, 2008, 08:04:29 PM
gross
you do realize like three people before me said they've actually tasted their cum, right
Anal sex, etc etc
Quote from: Nyerp on August 27, 2008, 07:09:47 PM
teehee
Didn't you say you don't brush either?
good god have some respect for your body
I've probably done worse, but one time i stepped on two slugs at once in bare feet, and at first i was like ewww but then i couldnt get the slimey stuff off my feet and it was really gross....
Drank my own urine. Only did it once when I was young.
Quote from: steal on August 27, 2008, 08:01:06 PM
lol
a few years ago my friend took a shit in an elevator and then used a leaf to smear it all over the walls and the buttons. my friend's friends filmed the whole thing, it was great.
oh my god what the hell
i laughed
Quote from: Wrench on August 27, 2008, 09:08:12 PM
Drank my own urine. Only did it once when I was young.
one time I did that buy accident
I went to the bathroom and peed and some of it go on the strings of my basketball shorts and i didnt notice it
i tend to chew them so...yeah... :|
Quote from: Clucky on August 27, 2008, 03:33:22 PM
i stopped trying after 100 posts
and spent my time in the pokecenter chat room which all of them died when they renamed them
i think missy pirate was the only one that survived
also i spent time in the cave with paperyoshi and hippo <3
...i miss hippo. ;-;
and i thought for the longest time he was like actually morbidly obese and then I saw his pisture and I was like WOAH O_0
I just miss the cave. ;-;
Quote from: Mello on August 27, 2008, 09:38:52 PM
...i miss hippo. ;-;
and i thought for the longest time he was like actually morbidly obese and then I saw his pisture and I was like WOAH O_0
I just miss the cave. ;-;
hippo randomly PM's me on nsider2
WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE, i also thought he was obeses, luls
Quote from: Clucky on August 27, 2008, 09:56:22 PM
hippo randomly PM's me on nsider2
WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE, i also thought he was obeses, luls
He is TOTALLY in-shape and has a great smile and is actually quite cute. :o
He posted pictures on Hen's site.. I forget the name. Cuccoo Scratch?
i used to suck on my toes (after not washing them.) actually i don't recall ever using soap on my feet before.
below is one of the grossest things that has happened to me
once i was at one of my old friends parties and their dog was a little happy. so before i was going to leave i picked up my jacket and put it on.
only i felt this stuff on it.
the stuff, after further investigation was in fact, dog semen. i was so pissed i just sat on the couch and just stared at the wall and said nothing until i went home. i didn't take off the jacket either i was so pissed.
i have told like maybe 3 people this story. not exactly something i like to tell. befuddlement
where in the jacket?
Quote from: Paul on August 28, 2008, 12:47:08 AM
where in the jacket?
i dont recall. and i dont want to THE POWER OF GOD
Quote from: steal on August 27, 2008, 08:01:06 PM
lol
a few years ago my friend took a shit in an elevator and then used a leaf to smear it all over the walls and the buttons. my friend's friends filmed the whole thing, it was great.
A few years ago I walked into an elevator and it was covered in shit. It smelled horrible. I was trapped until it reached the next floor.
Quote from: reefer on August 28, 2008, 12:44:51 AM
i used to suck on my toes (after not washing them.) actually i don't recall ever using soap on my feet before.
below is one of the grossest things that has happened to me
once i was at one of my old friends parties and their dog was a little happy. so before i was going to leave i picked up my jacket and put it on.
only i felt this stuff on it.
the stuff, after further investigation was in fact, dog semen. i was so pissed i just sat on the couch and just stared at the wall and said nothing until i went home. i didn't take off the jacket either i was so pissed.
i have told like maybe 3 people this story. not exactly something i like to tell. befuddlement
Did your guy who owned the dog know? :o
Quote from: ââ,,¢Â¥Betaââ,,¢Â¥ on August 28, 2008, 12:05:22 PM
A few years ago I walked into an elevator and it was covered in shit. It smelled horrible. I was trapped until it reached the next floor.
How did you press the button to get it to go to the next floor?
Quote from: Mello on August 28, 2008, 12:06:26 PM
How did you press the button to get it to go to the next floor?
i pressed it. Then the doors shut. Then I screamed.
Today I stepped in dog shit with bare feet.
Quote from: ââ,,¢Â¥Betaââ,,¢Â¥ on August 28, 2008, 12:08:31 PM
i pressed it. Then the doors shut. Then I screamed.
..so you touched the shit too?
Quote from: Wrench on August 28, 2008, 12:10:44 PM
Today I stepped in dog shit with bare feet.
I did that when I was like six.
Quote from: CHAOS66 on August 27, 2008, 08:04:29 PM
gross
I thought EVERYONE smelled their own cum. O_0
when we first got him, my bird took a shit on my head badass
When my sister was a baby, she threw up in my eyes. caterpie;
Quote from: Captain Tri4se on August 28, 2008, 01:02:21 PM
When my sister was a baby, she threw up in my eyes. caterpie;
I laughed. caterpie;
Quote from: Mello on August 28, 2008, 12:05:42 PM
Did your guy who owned the dog know? :o
She never knew. befuddlement
Quote from: reefer on August 28, 2008, 12:44:51 AM
i used to suck on my toes (after not washing them.) actually i don't recall ever using soap on my feet before.
below is one of the grossest things that has happened to me
once i was at one of my old friends parties and their dog was a little happy. so before i was going to leave i picked up my jacket and put it on.
only i felt this stuff on it.
the stuff, after further investigation was in fact, dog semen. i was so pissed i just sat on the couch and just stared at the wall and said nothing until i went home. i didn't take off the jacket either i was so pissed.
i have told like maybe 3 people this story. not exactly something i like to tell. befuddlement
sorry but i found this hilarious caterpie;
oh and before i knew what he was doing i let my bunny hump and ejaculate all over my arm powerofone;
Quote from: Nyerp on August 28, 2008, 04:44:37 PM
oh and before i knew what he was doing i let my bunny hump and ejaculate all over my arm powerofone;
How'd you clean it up? O_0
Quote from: ââ,,¢Â¥Betaââ,,¢Â¥ on August 28, 2008, 04:45:39 PM
How'd you clean it up? O_0
What would it jack off to in the first place? Animals don't just ejaculate randomly. O_0
Quote from: Det. ;] on August 28, 2008, 04:48:59 PM
What would it jack off to in the first place? Animals don't just ejaculate randomly. O_0
He just said he let it hump his arm, that's what made it ejaculate.
Quote from: Nyerp on August 28, 2008, 04:53:57 PM
soap? doodthing;
Yeah right, we all know you don't shower.
Quote from: Mello on August 28, 2008, 05:02:59 PM
Yeah right, we all know you don't shower.
yeah i just let some delicious rabbit cum fester on my arm for a few days
Quote from: Nyerp on August 28, 2008, 05:05:51 PM
yeah i just let some delicious rabbit cum fester on my arm for a few days
and the truth comes out
oh god, last year i kind of somewhat jokingly asked a WHITE female to kiss me on the cheek and she did
i was feeling pretty proud at the time but as soon as i got home i regretted it dearly
I never want a woman within 3 feet of me ever again. smithicide;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 03:35:19 AM
oh god, last year i kind of somewhat jokingly asked a WHITE female to kiss me on the cheek and she did
i was feeling pretty proud at the time but as soon as i got home i regretted it dearly
I never want a woman within 3 feet of me ever again. smithicide;
god you need help
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 03:35:19 AM
oh god, last year i kind of somewhat jokingly asked a WHITE female to kiss me on the cheek and she did
i was feeling pretty proud at the time but as soon as i got home i regretted it dearly
I never want a woman within 3 feet of me ever again. smithicide;
Why would that be gross? befuddlement
Quote from: Camtaro on August 28, 2008, 04:53:18 PM
He just said he let it hump his arm, that's what made it ejaculate.
lulz hamtaro was like my favorite show when i was in 4th grade
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 03:35:19 AM
oh god, last year i kind of somewhat jokingly asked a WHITE female to kiss me on the cheek and she did
i was feeling pretty proud at the time but as soon as i got home i regretted it dearly
I never want a woman within 3 feet of me ever again. smithicide;
....thats probably your first and last kiss...how sad
and we know you dont want women near you OuO
Quote from: TECTRON on August 28, 2008, 01:00:35 PM
when we first got him, my bird took a shit on my head badass
jesus i laughed so fucking hard i love you tectron
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 03:35:19 AM
oh god, last year i kind of somewhat jokingly asked a WHITE female to kiss me on the cheek and she did
i was feeling pretty proud at the time but as soon as i got home i regretted it dearly
I never want a woman within 3 feet of me ever again. smithicide;
What if it's Zayna? akudood;
Quote from: TECTRON on September 01, 2008, 09:46:21 AM
What if it's Zayna? akudood;
doesnt she live in a different state anyways?
Quote from: LJTL on September 01, 2008, 07:35:34 AM
....thats probably your first and last kiss...how sad
I could only hope it's my last
maybe i should have made it clear that it was supposed to be like first and last kiss ever in general...not from a white girl
Quote from: LJTL on September 01, 2008, 10:45:45 AM
maybe i should have made it clear that it was supposed to be like first and last kiss ever in general...not from a white girl
i didn't specify race in my last post
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 10:46:26 AM
oh god, last year i kind of somewhat jokingly asked a WHITE female to kiss me on the cheek and she did
i was feeling pretty proud at the time but as soon as i got home i regretted it dearly
I never want a woman within 3 feet of me ever again. smithicide;
evidently white isnt a race anymore doodthing;
Quote from: LJTL on September 01, 2008, 11:03:23 AM
evidently white isnt a race anymore doodthing;
what
QuoteI never want a woman within 3 feet of me ever again
jmv wanted to suck his own dick once but it hurt his back while doing so ;)
:( oh well
Lawlz, do you hate to be touched by women, or just by people in general?
hand up ass; smell
what would compel you to shove your hand up your ass and then sniff it
Quote from: Pyrate on September 01, 2008, 01:07:37 PM
Lawlz, do you hate to be touched by women, or just by people in general?
i like to be touched by no one
But it was really the thought of how stupid I must've looked that bothers me
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 03:01:43 PM
i like to be touched by no one
But it was really the thought of how stupid I must've looked that bothers me
What about when girls stroke your hair?
I kissed a women.
It was in our One Act Play skit.
YUCK.
Quote from: The Speaker Of Words on September 01, 2008, 03:02:52 PM
What about when girls stroke your hair?
Women haven't touched my hair all year, sadly
They're seriously turned off by my expansive vocabulary because it intimidates them.
dont you mean extensive baddood;