Its the grossest thing you've ever done thread.

[Sam]

hippo randomly PM's me on nsider2
WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE, i also thought he was obeses, luls

He is TOTALLY in-shape and has a great smile and is actually quite cute. :o

He posted pictures on Hen's site.. I forget the name. Cuccoo Scratch?

[The artist formally known]

i used to suck on my toes (after not washing them.) actually i don't recall ever using soap on my feet before.


below is one of the grossest things that has happened to me

once i was at one of my old friends parties and their dog was a little happy. so before i was going to leave i picked up my jacket and put it on.

only i felt this stuff on it.

the stuff, after further investigation was in fact, dog semen. i was so pissed i just sat on the couch and just stared at the wall and said nothing until i went home. i didn't take off the jacket either i was so pissed.

i have told like maybe 3 people this story. not exactly something i like to tell. 

[Paul]

where in the jacket?

[The artist formally known]

where in the jacket?

i dont recall. and i dont want to 

[Beta]

lol

a few years ago my friend took a shit in an elevator and then used a leaf to smear it all over the walls and the buttons. my friend's friends filmed the whole thing, it was great.

A few years ago I walked into an elevator and it was covered in shit. It smelled horrible. I was trapped until it reached the next floor.

[Sam]

i used to suck on my toes (after not washing them.) actually i don't recall ever using soap on my feet before.


below is one of the grossest things that has happened to me

once i was at one of my old friends parties and their dog was a little happy. so before i was going to leave i picked up my jacket and put it on.

only i felt this stuff on it.

the stuff, after further investigation was in fact, dog semen. i was so pissed i just sat on the couch and just stared at the wall and said nothing until i went home. i didn't take off the jacket either i was so pissed.

i have told like maybe 3 people this story. not exactly something i like to tell. 

Did your guy who owned the dog know? :o

[Sam]

A few years ago I walked into an elevator and it was covered in shit. It smelled horrible. I was trapped until it reached the next floor.

How did you press the button to get it to go to the next floor?

[Beta]

How did you press the button to get it to go to the next floor?

i pressed it. Then the doors shut. Then I screamed.

[Wrench]

Today I stepped in dog shit with bare feet.

[Sam]

i pressed it. Then the doors shut. Then I screamed.

..so you touched the shit too?

[Lotos]

Today I stepped in dog shit with bare feet.

I did that when I was like six.

gross

I thought EVERYONE smelled their own cum.   

[Kalahari Inkantation]

when we first got him, my bird took a shit on my head

[Tri4se]

When my sister was a baby, she threw up in my eyes.  caterpie;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

When my sister was a baby, she threw up in my eyes.  caterpie;

I laughed. caterpie;

[The artist formally known]

Did your guy who owned the dog know? :o

She never knew.