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Kalahari Inkantation

August 28, 2008, 03:04:54 PM #90
Quote from: reefer on August 28, 2008, 12:44:51 AM
i used to suck on my toes (after not washing them.) actually i don't recall ever using soap on my feet before.


below is one of the grossest things that has happened to me

once i was at one of my old friends parties and their dog was a little happy. so before i was going to leave i picked up my jacket and put it on.

only i felt this stuff on it.

the stuff, after further investigation was in fact, dog semen. i was so pissed i just sat on the couch and just stared at the wall and said nothing until i went home. i didn't take off the jacket either i was so pissed.

i have told like maybe 3 people this story. not exactly something i like to tell.  befuddlement
sorry but i found this hilarious caterpie;

Nyerp

August 28, 2008, 04:44:37 PM #91
oh and before i knew what he was doing i let my bunny hump and ejaculate all over my arm powerofone;

Beta

August 28, 2008, 04:45:39 PM #92
Quote from: Nyerp on August 28, 2008, 04:44:37 PM
oh and before i knew what he was doing i let my bunny hump and ejaculate all over my arm powerofone;

How'd you clean it up?  O_0

Det in F♯ Major

August 28, 2008, 04:48:59 PM #93
Quote from: ââ,,¢Â¥Betaââ,,¢Â¥ on August 28, 2008, 04:45:39 PM
How'd you clean it up?  O_0


What would it jack off to in the first place? Animals don't just ejaculate randomly.  O_0
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The spy who loves you

August 28, 2008, 04:53:18 PM #94
Quote from: Det. ;] on August 28, 2008, 04:48:59 PM
What would it jack off to in the first place? Animals don't just ejaculate randomly.  O_0
He just said he let it hump his arm, that's what made it ejaculate.

Nyerp

August 28, 2008, 04:53:57 PM #95

Sam

August 28, 2008, 05:02:59 PM #96
Quote from: Nyerp on August 28, 2008, 04:53:57 PM
soap? doodthing;


Yeah right, we all know you don't shower.
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Nyerp

August 28, 2008, 05:05:51 PM #97
Quote from: Mello on August 28, 2008, 05:02:59 PM
Yeah right, we all know you don't shower.


yeah i just let some delicious rabbit cum fester on my arm for a few days

Sam

August 28, 2008, 05:06:50 PM #98
Quote from: Nyerp on August 28, 2008, 05:05:51 PM
yeah i just let some delicious rabbit cum fester on my arm for a few days

and the truth comes out
1.8mb is too huge for a sig nigga

Nyerp

August 28, 2008, 05:10:28 PM #99
Quote from: Mello on August 28, 2008, 05:06:50 PM
and the truth comes out


you're not man enough :|

ncba93ivyase

September 01, 2008, 03:35:19 AM #100
oh god, last year i kind of somewhat jokingly asked a WHITE female to kiss me on the cheek and she did

i was feeling pretty proud at the time but as soon as i got home i regretted it dearly

I never want a woman within 3 feet of me ever again. smithicide;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Selkie

September 01, 2008, 06:51:22 AM #101
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 03:35:19 AM
oh god, last year i kind of somewhat jokingly asked a WHITE female to kiss me on the cheek and she did

i was feeling pretty proud at the time but as soon as i got home i regretted it dearly

I never want a woman within 3 feet of me ever again. smithicide;


god you need help

Lavinia

September 01, 2008, 07:04:33 AM #102
Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 03:35:19 AM
oh god, last year i kind of somewhat jokingly asked a WHITE female to kiss me on the cheek and she did

i was feeling pretty proud at the time but as soon as i got home i regretted it dearly

I never want a woman within 3 feet of me ever again. smithicide;
Why would that be gross? befuddlement

laskfn

September 01, 2008, 07:35:34 AM #103
Quote from: Camtaro on August 28, 2008, 04:53:18 PM
He just said he let it hump his arm, that's what made it ejaculate.


lulz  hamtaro was like my favorite show when i was in 4th grade


Quote from: Lawlz on September 01, 2008, 03:35:19 AM
oh god, last year i kind of somewhat jokingly asked a WHITE female to kiss me on the cheek and she did

i was feeling pretty proud at the time but as soon as i got home i regretted it dearly

I never want a woman within 3 feet of me ever again. smithicide;


....thats probably your first and last kiss...how sad
and we know you dont want women near you   OuO



Hensa

September 01, 2008, 07:36:02 AM #104
Quote from: TECTRON on August 28, 2008, 01:00:35 PM
when we first got him, my bird took a shit on my head badass
jesus i laughed so fucking hard i love you tectron
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