OH MY GOD MY DAD WON'T STOP SAYING "I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT"
And my brother is FUCKING 18 NOW and won't stop saying STUPID INTERNET SHIT like "teh".
Lol
We were talking about Jesus before Church one day. And something I said, instead of being stated like a fact, I said supposedly. And my dad was like SUPPOSEDLY?!? And he got all bitchy and lectured me.
Dad: Quit trying to be Britney Spears.
You get everything you want your life is perfect so shut up.
WE'RE HAVING ARTICHOKE SAUSAGE AGAIN
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Mom: LOLLI LOLLI POP THAT BODYYYYYYYYYYYYY
My boobs HURTTTT
And she usually talks really loud.
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Little Brother is annoying no matter what
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Little Sister is a crybaby bitch
Tell me to get a job, but then when I tell them Im trying to get a job they always go "You need to work on getting through school first"
THREATEN TO KICK ME OUT
Have Boston accents so I always laugh when they try to yell at me.
Parents: "be nice to your sisters."
My ten-year-old sister: "can i go on the comp... wait you have the imac the dell is over there nvrmind force of habit"
My three-year-old sister over-does her facial expressions and it really pisses me off because it looks like she's in some shitty Disney sitcom, and I strangle her because of it.
My seven-year-old sister hugs my dad and it's really annoying because she does it too damn much.
My baby sister tries to be so cute, but I know her evil little scheme of trying to get me out of the house.
Mom: "y r u poops banans y do u not go out"
Dad: "you're becoming meaner and meaner"
There were other things my sisters used to do, but I've scared them out of those habits.
They never call me.When I call them they never like to talk. So I guess my parents not talking.
I hate when they wake me up from a nap. I hate the sound of knocking doors. Every time I knock on a door, it feels as if I'm bothering someone.
And it's always for retarded reasons "THE TV ISN'T WORKING" "CAN YOU SET UP THE DVD PLAYER?"
After so long, they still can't operate the simplest electronics. Even my older sister. It pisses me off.
Quote from: The Speaker Of Words on July 19, 2008, 05:01:38 PM
I hate the sound of knocking doors.
I thought I was the only one like that, I especially hate it when they don't stop knocking until you open the door.
-Going into my room and tearing apart my stuff to find one thing tha sin't even in my room, and I would have told them so if only they asked
-Going in my room and tearing apart my stuff to find one thing even though I already told hem it wasn't in there
-(this only applies to the boys in my family- 3 brothers and dad) chewing with their mouth open and talking with food in their mouth
-dad going on political rants about al gore and other random people
-getting picked on for being too white by my mom baddood;
-how my dad trips over/steps on crap or can't find something of his and will blame everyone but himself, despite the fact that the majority of the time it's his fault. And he usually says dumbass things like "jackball delight", or "always there to remind me", or "oh well, whatchu gonna do?" (Well how about don't step on it, dumbass.) baddood;
There's tons more, but those are the top ones.
**oh right, and force me to go to church every sunday, even though I have been claiming to not believe in God since 4th grade. My mom likes to tell me it's a phase, I'm just trying to be cool and fit in, and I'll grow out of it. That pisses me off.
Quote from: Sammie on July 19, 2008, 05:20:26 PM
-getting picked on for being too white by my mom baddood;
i lol'd
-My little brother always has something to complain about.
-My little sister tries to act cute and sucks up to my parents endlessly.
-Both of them always feel the need to barge into my room once in a while and not leave hen I ask them to. It's insanely annoying.
Quote from: Barça on July 19, 2008, 05:24:26 PM
i lol'd
She tells me constantly that I look sickly and need more sun.
I think she just wants me to get skin cancer. :(
Quote from: Sammie on July 19, 2008, 05:59:42 PM
She tells me constantly that I look sickly and need more sun.
I think she just wants me to get skin cancer. :(
you should get a tan though
I keep as much distance from my family members as possible and don't really acknowledge most of the annoying things they do.
My father is always trying to make shitty sexual jokes about everything. He's honestly one of the most immature men I know.
"You need to learn how to drive so you can learn how to PULL IN. epic"
in case you didn't get it, he wants me to learn how to drive so i can pull-in (reference to my penis pulling in on a vagina)
My mother and father have been telling me to get out of the house lately, but if I ever go anywhere, my mother has to tag along; my father would also come along, but he's in Kuwait and can't anymore (at least he has plenty of good looking women around him in that nation and I'm surrounded by white bitches.) Whenever I jokingly say I might go to a party I really was invited to, my parents are like "good you need to get out of the house." As soon as I state any details like where it'll be, they say "oh that's too far you can't go now." I never plan on going to parties because I don't really like to be surrounded by drunk/high kids/sluts, but it's sad when my parents WANT me to get drunk and rape a girl, but then decide I shouldn't because it's too far away. Also, if I would go I know my mother would follow along because she's under the impression that she's "cool."
My mother busts down my door every 15 minutes to tell me something stupid. "DID YOU HEAR THIS ACTOR DID THIS IOJDGHOUY3EYDSG?" I say, "Uh... okay." Then she'll bust in again and say something else stupid or bug me every 30 seconds asking me what I want for dinner even though I tell her every damn time she comes in and she seemingly forgets.
My mother can't do basic math and is legally retarded.
My father thinks our government is perfect and the law is always right.
My parents talk too loud. If I'm just 2 feet away, they still shout so that everyone in the neighborhood can hear.
I hate your parents Lawlz
[o]My mom refuses to wear seat belts because she thinks it jinxes her and claims "Every time I wear a seat belt I get in a crash."
[o]My mom and grandmother both always call me and my sister by our first then middle name when they're either angry or wanting our attention quick and I hate my middle name.
[o]My sister likes to put "m" at the beginning of my name every time she says it.
[o]Everyone in my family needs me to help them for anything at all relating to electronics. I have to turn the DVD player on for them, I have to monitor and help them every time they use the computer (at absolutely no notice, making me stop what I'm doing), etc.
[o]They think anything electronics-related that isn't connected to the TV needs to be stored in my room. Every single cord, DVD, adapters, etc.
[o]My mom frequently makes hints at thinking I'm gay by saying things like "Do you have a girlfriend yet? What about a boyfriend?"
[o]My mom makes me go wherever with her about weekly with no notice. Whether it's Busch Gardens, a zoo, an aquarium, Disney World, some filthy Renaissance festival, some parade, or whatever.
Quote from: Sammie on July 19, 2008, 05:59:42 PM
She tells me constantly that I look sickly and need more sun.
I think she just wants me to get skin cancer. :(
my mom does the same thing >.<
Quote from: Lawlz on July 19, 2008, 06:50:30 PM
My father is always trying to make shitty sexual jokes about everything. He's honestly one of the most immature mean I know.
Quoting before edit.thumbup;
My parents try to avoid talking to me.
I guess the most annoying thing they say the most is, "Are you doing drugs again?" To which I reply, "I don't do drugs". Which is truthful, at least to me, since I don't consider weed a "drug", retarded laws aside.
Quote from: Socks on July 19, 2008, 07:32:58 PM
My parents try to avoid talking to me.
I guess the most annoying thing they say the most is, "Are you doing drugs again?" To which I reply, "I don't do drugs". Which is truthful, at least to me, since I don't consider weed a "drug", retarded laws aside.
It's not legality that makes something a drug.
"A chemical or substance, not necessarily for medical purposes, that alters the way the mind or body works."
Caffeine, Tobacco, and Alcohol are drugs and their legality isn't something questioned.
Quote from: JMV on July 19, 2008, 07:36:05 PM
It's not legality that makes something a drug.
"A chemical or substance, not necessarily for medical purposes, that alters the way the mind or body works."
Caffeine, Tobacco, and Alcohol are drugs and their legality isn't something questioned.
Don't bother arguing with drug addicts.
They'll always try to justify their addiction no matter how stupid it sounds.
My brother likes to act like he's the most important person in the world and annoy the fuck out of everyone in the house, demand things of people and attack them if they don't do it, and just acts like an overall retard. And he's turning 17 soon. baddood;
My sister is just a typical 13-year-old, so of course everything about her is annoying as hell.
I still don't consider it a drug, or anything special, it's just a natural plant with appealing side affects. Now if they asked me if I treat myself to those I might have a hard time answering.
Also Lawlz, addiction is not an issue. And you certainly have no room to bitch about trying to justify something when you're the king of retarded opinions and views.
Quote from: Socks on July 19, 2008, 07:41:43 PM
I still don't consider it a drug, or anything special, it's just a natural plant with appealing side affects. Now if they asked me if I treat myself to those I might have a hard time answering.
Opium isn't a drug.
Quote from: Socks on July 19, 2008, 07:47:59 PM
Never done it, but sure.
jesus christ i wish you could realize just how stupid you are
That wasn't a serious reply, you could have said anything and I would have given the exact same answer.
stfu about drugs
which marijuana is
Quote from: Socks on July 19, 2008, 07:51:08 PM
That wasn't a serious reply, you could have said anything and I would have given the exact same answer.
Regardless, you still say marijuana isn't a drug just because it's "natural."
i've been called an idiot plenty of times, but damn, i can't even compare to you
Yay another drug fight
Socks its a drug, and you're probably addicted, who gives a shit.
Jesus Christ
Quote from: Nathan on July 19, 2008, 07:56:37 PM
Socks its a drug, and you're probably addicted, who gives a shit.
Not me, but some people have a stick up their ass about such things.
Quote from: Socks on July 19, 2008, 07:59:06 PM
Not me, but some people have a stick up their ass about such things.
you're undoubtably addicted
Quote from: JMV on July 19, 2008, 04:19:28 PM
THREATEN TO KICK ME OUT
Have Boston accents so I always laugh when they try to yell at me.
oh god I imagined JMV's dad as Matt Damon screaming at him "YOU CACK SUCKAH"
Anyway, my mom takes everything way too seriously. And both my mom and dad constantly throw little things out there about me having a girlfriend like "how's your girlfriend, son" and It pisses me off because they think I have one and am just not telling them when I actually don't have one >.<
Quote from: Lawlz on July 19, 2008, 07:59:39 PM
you're undoubtably addicted
I can go weeks, months etc... without smoking weed. Besides a general feeling simply missing it the first few days without it there are no other effects that I can think of from when I've stopped.
My brother plays Runescape like 12 hours a day
My mom is a classic nagger
My dad freaks out about the smallest things... and he always thinks his way is the only way to do something
Quote from: Lawlz on July 19, 2008, 06:50:30 PM
but it's sad when my parents WANT me to get drunk and rape a girl,
It's not rape if your both drunk, god, everyone knows that you dumb shit
Also you will regret not doing retarded teenager things when you are a boring old adult with nothing fun to do.
Quote from: Selkie224 on July 19, 2008, 08:13:10 PM
It's not rape if your both drunk, god, everyone knows that you dumb shit
Actually, it can still count as rape.
Also, I think he was referring to the two things separately.
Quote from: Selkie224 on July 19, 2008, 08:13:10 PM
It's not rape if your both drunk, god, everyone knows that you dumb shit
Also you will regret not doing retarded teenager things when you are a boring old adult with nothing fun to do.
My entire family has suffered with alcoholism and problems with other drugs, so I'm not getting involved.
and i'd rather not make sweet love to a woman unless i truly love her
Quote from: JMV on July 19, 2008, 08:16:19 PM
Actually, it can still count as rape.
Also, I think he was referring to the two things separately.
I know, I was really just pressing the concept of general teenage morality, or lack of...
Quote from: Lawlz on July 19, 2008, 08:18:06 PM
My entire family has suffered with alcoholism and problems with other drugs, so I'm not getting involved.
and i'd rather not make sweet love to a woman unless i truly love her
I respect your opinion on drinking then
But who says you have to drink in these events?
Quote from: Selkie224 on July 19, 2008, 08:19:36 PM
I respect your opinion on drinking then
But who says you have to drink in these events?
what's the purpose of going to a party that exists solely to vomit and gangrape some women if i'm only going to drink a sunkist and not talk to anyone
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Someone make that into a banner or something. |:
Quote from: Lawlz on July 19, 2008, 08:21:25 PM
what's the purpose of going to a party that exists solely to vomit and gangrape some women if i'm only going to drink a sunkist and not talk to anyone
think of it this way, you will be the only one not rendered totally retarded and unresponsive, think of all the creative things you can do
Quote from: Selkie224 on July 19, 2008, 08:24:16 PM
think of it this way, you will be the only one not rendered totally retarded and unresponsive, think of all the creative things you can do
like what
Quote from: Lawlz on July 19, 2008, 08:26:21 PM
like what
idk, for the ones dying in their own vomit in the bathroom, position them spread-eagle so they won't fit in a casket.
Quote from: bluaki on July 19, 2008, 07:01:59 PM
[o]Everyone in my family needs me to help them for anything at all relating to electronics. I have to turn the DVD player on for them, I have to monitor and help them every time they use the computer (at absolutely no notice, making me stop what I'm doing), etc.
Mine too. Another thing about my brother is he'll sometimes just waltz into my room and get on my computer
even though he has a perfectly fine laptop. But every time there's another excuse, like "oh it wont turn on" or "o it wont connect to the internet", yet every time I use it it runs perfectly.
Quote from: Bluaki
[o]They think anything electronics-related that isn't connected to the TV needs to be stored in my room. Every single cord, DVD, adapters, etc.
Same. There's literally a cabinet full of cords and things in here.
My grandmother bitches about the media and every single goddamned commercial.
"oh this commercial is so goddamned stupid"
"i don't want to hear about _____ GIVE ME NEWS I CARE ABOUT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT"
"bill o'reilly is a dumbass"
This is mostly concentrated towards Fox News, which is still her favorite channel.
Also, she supports John McCain and thinks that Obama is a MOOSLIM and/or thinks there's something wrong about him that she can't quite determine.
The only time she doesn't complain while watching T.V. is when she's watching westerns. baddood;
Quote from: Lawlz on July 19, 2008, 06:50:30 PM
My father is always trying to make shitty sexual jokes about everything. He's honestly one of the most immature men I know.
"You need to learn how to drive so you can learn how to PULL IN. epic"
my dad does the same. but i find it funny befuddlement
Quote from: Sammie on July 19, 2008, 05:20:26 PM
-(this only applies to the boys in my family- 3 brothers and dad) chewing with their mouth open and talking with food in their mouth
My brother and one of my good friends eat like they don't have lips or something, it's pretty cool I guess.
Quote**oh right, and force me to go to church every sunday, even though I have been claiming to not believe in God since 4th grade. My mom likes to tell me it's a phase, I'm just trying to be cool and fit in, and I'll grow out of it. That pisses me off.
My mom did the same thing, she told me "But what about us? What if me and your dad died?". I told her I think that they would be dead and that's about it. She got kind of mad and said "But don't you want more? After this life?" I told her that I wish there was more but I don't believe that it's the case, just because you want something more doesn't mean there is something more.
I don't think my mom understood what I meant, she got really mad.
Quote from: reefer on July 20, 2008, 10:06:35 AM
my dad does the same. but i find it funny befuddlement
my father doesn't stop
Every commercial he sees and every time anyone says anything, he has to make a half-assed joke about it.
Quote from: reefer on July 20, 2008, 10:13:16 AM
My mom did the same thing, she told me "But what about us? What if me and your dad died?". I told her I think that they would be dead and that's about it. She got kind of mad and said "But don't you want more? After this life?" I told her that I wish there was more but I don't believe that it's the case, just because you want something more doesn't mean there is something more.
I don't think my mom understood what I meant, she got really mad.
In fourth grade I told my mom I hated christianity and was going to become a buddhist. She got extremely pissed because I said it in front of all my brothers. She also pulled the "well, what if me or dad dies? Won't you want someone to console you?"
And I told her I'd find a hot guy to make me feel better.
She didn't like that >.>