Annoying things your family says/does:

[Nyerp]

OH MY GOD MY DAD WON'T STOP SAYING "I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT"

And my brother is FUCKING 18 NOW and won't stop saying STUPID INTERNET SHIT like "teh".

[Hiro]

Lol

[Trini]

We were talking about Jesus before Church one day. And something I said, instead of being stated like a fact, I said supposedly. And my dad was like SUPPOSEDLY?!? And he got all bitchy and lectured me.

[Himu]

Dad: Quit trying to be Britney Spears. 

You get everything you want your life is perfect so shut up.

WE'RE HAVING ARTICHOKE SAUSAGE AGAIN
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Mom: LOLLI LOLLI POP THAT BODYYYYYYYYYYYYY

My boobs HURTTTT

And she usually talks really loud.
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Little Brother is annoying no matter what
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Little Sister is a crybaby bitch

[Commander Fuckass]

Tell me to get a job, but then when I tell them Im trying to get a job they always go "You need to work on getting through school first"

[Daddy]

THREATEN TO KICK ME OUT

Have Boston accents so I always laugh when they try to yell at me.

[Feynman]

Parents: "be nice to your sisters."
My ten-year-old sister: "can i go on the comp... wait you have the imac the dell is over there nvrmind force of habit"
My three-year-old sister over-does her facial expressions and it really pisses me off because it looks like she's in some shitty Disney sitcom, and I strangle her because of it.
My seven-year-old sister hugs my dad and it's really annoying because she does it too damn much.
My baby sister tries to be so cute, but I know her evil little scheme of trying to get me out of the house.
Mom: "y r u poops banans y do u not go out"
Dad: "you're becoming meaner and meaner"

There were other things my sisters used to do, but I've scared them out of those habits.

[Cookie]

They never call me.When I call them they never like to talk. So I guess my parents not talking.

[The Speaker Of Words]

I hate when they wake me up from a nap. I hate the sound of knocking doors. Every time I knock on a door, it feels as if I'm bothering someone.
And it's always for retarded reasons "THE TV ISN'T WORKING"  "CAN YOU SET UP THE DVD PLAYER?"
After so long, they still can't operate the simplest electronics. Even my older sister. It pisses me off.

[ME##]

I hate the sound of knocking doors.

I thought I was the only one like that, I especially hate it when they don't stop knocking until you open the door.

[Sam]

-Going into my room and tearing apart my stuff to find one thing tha sin't even in my room, and I would have told them so if only they asked
-Going in my room and tearing apart my stuff to find one thing even though I already told hem it wasn't in there
-(this only applies to the boys in my family- 3 brothers and dad) chewing with their mouth open and talking with food in their mouth
-dad going on political rants about al gore and other random people
-getting picked on for being too white by my mom 
-how my dad trips over/steps on crap or can't find something of his and will blame everyone but himself, despite the fact that the majority of the time it's his fault. And he usually says dumbass things like "jackball delight", or "always there to remind me", or "oh well, whatchu gonna do?" (Well how about don't step on it, dumbass.) 

There's tons more, but those are the top ones.

**oh right, and force me to go to church every sunday, even though I have been claiming to not believe in God since 4th grade. My mom likes to tell me it's a phase, I'm just trying to be cool and fit in, and I'll grow out of it. That pisses me off.

[Ezloﺕ]

-getting picked on for being too white by my mom 

i lol'd

[Kalahari Inkantation]

-My little brother always has something to complain about.
-My little sister tries to act cute and sucks up to my parents endlessly.

-Both of them always feel the need to barge into my room once in a while and not leave hen I ask them to. It's insanely annoying.

[Sam]

i lol'd

She tells me constantly that I look sickly and need more sun.

I think she just wants me to get skin cancer.

[Ezloﺕ]

She tells me constantly that I look sickly and need more sun.

I think she just wants me to get skin cancer.

you should get a tan though