Annoying things your family says/does:

[LCK]

I keep as much distance from my family members as possible and don't really acknowledge most of the annoying things they do.

[ncba93ivyase]

My father is always trying to make shitty sexual jokes about everything. He's honestly one of the most immature men I know.

"You need to learn how to drive so you can learn how to PULL IN. epic"

in case you didn't get it, he wants me to learn how to drive so i can pull-in (reference to my penis pulling in on a vagina)

My mother and father have been telling me to get out of the house lately, but if I ever go anywhere, my mother has to tag along; my father would also come along, but he's in Kuwait and can't anymore (at least he has plenty of good looking women around him in that nation and I'm surrounded by white bitches.) Whenever I jokingly say I might go to a party I really was invited to, my parents are like "good you need to get out of the house." As soon as I state any details like where it'll be, they say "oh that's too far you can't go now." I never plan on going to parties because I don't really like to be surrounded by drunk/high kids/sluts, but it's sad when my parents WANT me to get drunk and rape a girl, but then decide I shouldn't because it's too far away. Also, if I would go I know my mother would follow along because she's under the impression that she's "cool."

My mother busts down my door every 15 minutes to tell me something stupid. "DID YOU HEAR THIS ACTOR DID THIS IOJDGHOUY3EYDSG?" I say, "Uh... okay." Then she'll bust in again and say something else stupid or bug me every 30 seconds asking me what I want for dinner even though I tell her every damn time she comes in and she seemingly forgets.

My mother can't do basic math and is legally retarded.

My father thinks our government is perfect and the law is always right.

My parents talk too loud. If I'm just 2 feet away, they still shout so that everyone in the neighborhood can hear.

[Hiro]

I hate your parents Lawlz

[bluaki]

[o]My mom refuses to wear seat belts because she thinks it jinxes her and claims "Every time I wear a seat belt I get in a crash."
[o]My mom and grandmother both always call me and my sister by our first then middle name when they're either angry or wanting our attention quick and I hate my middle name.
[o]My sister likes to put "m" at the beginning of my name every time she says it.
[o]Everyone in my family needs me to help them for anything at all relating to electronics. I have to turn the DVD player on for them, I have to monitor and help them every time they use the computer (at absolutely no notice, making me stop what I'm doing), etc.
[o]They think anything electronics-related that isn't connected to the TV needs to be stored in my room. Every single cord, DVD, adapters, etc.
[o]My mom frequently makes hints at thinking I'm gay by saying things like "Do you have a girlfriend yet? What about a boyfriend?"
[o]My mom makes me go wherever with her about weekly with no notice. Whether it's Busch Gardens, a zoo, an aquarium, Disney World, some filthy Renaissance festival, some parade, or whatever.

She tells me constantly that I look sickly and need more sun.

I think she just wants me to get skin cancer.

my mom does the same thing

[The spy who loves you]

My father is always trying to make shitty sexual jokes about everything. He's honestly one of the most immature mean I know.

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[Ezloﺕ]

Quoting before edit.

Shut the fuck up.

[Socks]

My parents try to avoid talking to me.

I guess the most annoying thing they say the most is, "Are you doing drugs again?" To which I reply, "I don't do drugs". Which is truthful, at least to me, since I don't consider weed a "drug", retarded laws aside.

[Daddy]

My parents try to avoid talking to me.

I guess the most annoying thing they say the most is, "Are you doing drugs again?" To which I reply, "I don't do drugs". Which is truthful, at least to me, since I don't consider weed a "drug", retarded laws aside.

It's not legality that makes something a drug.
"A chemical or substance, not necessarily for medical purposes, that alters the way the mind or body works."

Caffeine, Tobacco, and Alcohol are drugs and their legality isn't something questioned.

[ncba93ivyase]

It's not legality that makes something a drug.
"A chemical or substance, not necessarily for medical purposes, that alters the way the mind or body works."

Caffeine, Tobacco, and Alcohol are drugs and their legality isn't something questioned.

Don't bother arguing with drug addicts.

They'll always try to justify their addiction no matter how stupid it sounds.

[Placebo Headwound]

My brother likes to act like he's the most important person in the world and annoy the fuck out of everyone in the house, demand things of people and attack them if they don't do it, and just acts like an overall retard. And he's turning 17 soon.

My sister is just a typical 13-year-old, so of course everything about her is annoying as hell.

[Socks]

I still don't consider it a drug, or anything special, it's just a natural plant with appealing side affects. Now if they asked me if I treat myself to those I might have a hard time answering.

Also Lawlz, addiction is not an issue. And you certainly have no room to bitch about trying to justify something when you're the king of retarded opinions and views.

[ncba93ivyase]

I still don't consider it a drug, or anything special, it's just a natural plant with appealing side affects. Now if they asked me if I treat myself to those I might have a hard time answering.

Opium isn't a drug.

[Socks]

Opium isn't a drug.

Never done it, but sure.

[ncba93ivyase]

Never done it, but sure.

jesus christ i wish you could realize just how stupid you are

[Socks]

That wasn't a serious reply, you could have said anything and I would have given the exact same answer.