Annoying things your family says/does:

[Selkie]

what's the purpose of going to a party that exists solely to vomit and gangrape some women if i'm only going to drink a sunkist and not talk to anyone

think of it this way, you will be the only one not rendered totally retarded and unresponsive, think of all the creative things you can do

[ncba93ivyase]

think of it this way, you will be the only one not rendered totally retarded and unresponsive, think of all the creative things you can do

like what

[Selkie]

like what

idk, for the ones dying in their own vomit in the bathroom, position them spread-eagle so they won't fit in a casket.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

[o]Everyone in my family needs me to help them for anything at all relating to electronics. I have to turn the DVD player on for them, I have to monitor and help them every time they use the computer (at absolutely no notice, making me stop what I'm doing), etc.

Mine too. Another thing about my brother is he'll sometimes just waltz into my room and get on my computer even though he has a perfectly fine laptop. But every time there's another excuse, like "oh it wont turn on" or "o it wont connect to the internet", yet every time I use it it runs perfectly.

[o]They think anything electronics-related that isn't connected to the TV needs to be stored in my room. Every single cord, DVD, adapters, etc.

Same. There's literally a cabinet full of cords and things in here.

[[hedy]Zidone]

My grandmother bitches about the media and every single goddamned commercial.
"oh this commercial is so goddamned stupid"
"i don't want to hear about _____ GIVE ME NEWS I CARE ABOUT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT"
"bill o'reilly is a dumbass"
This is mostly concentrated towards Fox News, which is still her favorite channel.

Also, she supports John McCain and thinks that Obama is a MOOSLIM and/or thinks there's something wrong about him that she can't quite determine.


The only time she doesn't complain while watching T.V. is when she's watching westerns.

[The artist formally known]

My father is always trying to make shitty sexual jokes about everything. He's honestly one of the most immature men I know.

"You need to learn how to drive so you can learn how to PULL IN. epic"

my dad does the same. but i find it funny 

[The artist formally known]

-(this only applies to the boys in my family- 3 brothers and dad) chewing with their mouth open and talking with food in their mouth

My brother and one of my good friends eat like they don't have lips or something, it's pretty cool I guess.

**oh right, and force me to go to church every sunday, even though I have been claiming to not believe in God since 4th grade. My mom likes to tell me it's a phase, I'm just trying to be cool and fit in, and I'll grow out of it. That pisses me off.

My mom did the same thing, she told me "But what about us? What if me and your dad died?". I told her I think that they would be dead and that's about it. She got kind of mad and said "But don't you want more? After this life?" I told her that I wish there was more but I don't believe that it's the case, just because you want something more doesn't mean there is something more.

I don't think my mom understood what I meant, she got really mad.

[ncba93ivyase]

my dad does the same. but i find it funny 

my father doesn't stop

Every commercial he sees and every time anyone says anything, he has to make a half-assed joke about it.

[Sam]

My mom did the same thing, she told me "But what about us? What if me and your dad died?". I told her I think that they would be dead and that's about it. She got kind of mad and said "But don't you want more? After this life?" I told her that I wish there was more but I don't believe that it's the case, just because you want something more doesn't mean there is something more.

I don't think my mom understood what I meant, she got really mad.

In fourth grade I told my mom I hated christianity and was going to become a buddhist. She got extremely pissed because I said it in front of all my brothers. She also pulled the "well, what if me or dad dies? Won't you want someone to console you?"

And I told her I'd find a hot guy to make me feel better.

She didn't like that >.>