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Poll
Question: ?
Option 1: Baby votes: 13
Option 2: Kitten votes: 8
Title: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Snorkel on April 21, 2008, 10:00:07 PM
I'd definitely punch a baby. They're usually pretty disgusting and not really that cute... I'd still feel terrible, but kittens are just the cutest things ever.

I got two last weekend, by the way (kittens).
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: LCK on April 21, 2008, 10:01:03 PM
I'd definitely punch a baby over a kitten.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Socks on April 21, 2008, 10:03:09 PM
It would be my pleasure to give a baby a three piece combo.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: me003 on April 21, 2008, 10:05:23 PM
I'd punch a kitten because they have 9 lives.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Placebo Headwound on April 21, 2008, 10:06:06 PM
Definitely the baby.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Himu on April 21, 2008, 10:13:15 PM
I'd still feel a little guilty. A little.  But definitely the baby. baddood;
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: The artist formally known on April 22, 2008, 12:07:06 AM
Baby
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Cookie on April 22, 2008, 06:33:01 AM
I would hit both.......
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Selkie on April 22, 2008, 07:01:41 AM
A kitten. Less consequences, and babies actually mean something.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: famy on April 22, 2008, 07:08:29 AM
Do I have any prior beef with said baby?  baddood;


I honestly couldn't hit either. But if I had to I'd pick, it'd be the kitten because animals don't have feelings.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Selkie on April 22, 2008, 07:13:43 AM
Quote from: not famy on April 22, 2008, 07:08:29 AM
Do I have any prior beef with said baby?  baddood;


I honestly couldn't hit either. But if I had to I'd pick, it'd be the kitten because animals don't have feelings.


They basically have the same feelings, the cat and baby both physically feel the pain, and the baby probably realizes just as little as the kitten what's going on to actually feel bad.

For me it would just be a matter of consequences, and if I left permanent scars on the baby, I'd feel pretty bad.

Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: The Speaker Of Words on April 22, 2008, 07:15:29 AM
The kitten. Why would I punch a baby?
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Nyerp on April 22, 2008, 07:15:54 AM
A baby. Kittens grow up into cats while babies grow up into humans which are ugly. also goblins :O
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Geno on April 22, 2008, 07:16:08 AM
Wow this is out of character for Snorkel
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Nyerp on April 22, 2008, 07:18:22 AM
Quote from: Selkie224 on April 22, 2008, 07:01:41 AM
A kitten. Less consequences, and babies actually mean something.

guys did you hear cats aren't real

Quote from: not famy on April 22, 2008, 07:08:29 AM
animals don't have feelings.

Please tell me you're joking.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Selkie on April 22, 2008, 07:21:29 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on April 22, 2008, 07:18:22 AM
guys did you hear cats aren't real


They are real, but they will grow up to be useless cats that sit around the house doing nothing, contributing nothing, and just being fucking annoying and bitchy.

Whereas the person will actually maybe live a meaningful life.

Also, babies skulls are very soft, it is very possible you could do permanent damage and the person will go through life with a deformed face, like the fucking elephant man.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Nyerp on April 22, 2008, 07:27:47 AM
Quote from: Selkie224 on April 22, 2008, 07:21:29 AM
Also, babies skulls are very soft, it is very possible you could do permanent damage and the person will go through life with a deformed face, like the fucking elephant man.


Awesome.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Feynman on April 22, 2008, 08:08:37 AM
Kittens aren't of my own species, and they are inferior and have no other purpose than being a "friend" to lonely bastards. I'd punch a kitten first, but don't get me wrong--I'd punch both things in a heartbeat, just the kitten first.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Pyrate on April 22, 2008, 08:09:03 AM
I like cats. :3
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Socks on April 22, 2008, 10:02:55 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on April 22, 2008, 07:18:22 AM
Please tell me you're joking.


My pet fly has feelings for me.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Placebo Headwound on April 22, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
Quote from: Selkie224 on April 22, 2008, 07:01:41 AM
A kitten. Less consequences, and babies actually mean something.
But babies are so ugly while kittens are so cute. :(
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Selkie on April 22, 2008, 10:40:59 AM
Quote from: Thief888 on April 22, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
But babies are so ugly while kittens are so cute. :(


Babies are cute too, in a disgusting-grubbish kind of way
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Feynman on April 22, 2008, 10:42:54 AM
Quote from: Thief888 on April 22, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
But babies are so ugly while kittens are so cute. :(


(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2430500100_00b3ff7f87.jpg?v=0)

:(
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Himu on April 22, 2008, 11:19:49 AM
Quote from: Bassir on April 22, 2008, 10:42:54 AM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2430500100_00b3ff7f87.jpg?v=0)

:(
Her shirt is stellar. spam;
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Socks on April 22, 2008, 02:36:40 PM
Already that baby is at Burger King, there goes another future overweight female.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 22, 2008, 02:39:41 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 22, 2008, 10:42:54 AM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2430500100_00b3ff7f87.jpg?v=0)

:(
oh my god.

those are the cutest eyes ever.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Claquesous on April 22, 2008, 02:54:30 PM
I would rather punch a baby. Unlike people, animals don't betray you. I don't want to punch something that won't betray me for no reason.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Feynman on April 22, 2008, 03:42:00 PM
Quote from: TERMINATOR X on April 22, 2008, 02:39:41 PM
those are the cutest eyes ever.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2430500100_00b3ff7f87_b.jpg)

Quote from: Socks on April 22, 2008, 02:36:40 PM
Already that baby is at Burger King, there goes another future overweight female.

a pediatrician knows how to raise his children we were just there because it was a service area
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: guff on April 22, 2008, 03:48:26 PM
Quote from: Bassir on April 22, 2008, 08:08:37 AM
Kittens aren't of my own species
you mean arab right
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Sam on April 22, 2008, 04:33:28 PM
I'd punch the baby. But if it wasn't already, I'd pinch it so somthing so it starts crying obnoxiously, then I'd be totally  beyond ready to punch it. Or it's mother.

When kittens cry I just go "awwww"
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Feynman on April 22, 2008, 04:40:20 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 22, 2008, 03:48:26 PM
you mean arab right


i'd punch an arab kitten
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Sam on April 22, 2008, 05:12:14 PM
(http://upload.tastyspoon.com/uploads/200406/bellybaby.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: YPrrrr on April 22, 2008, 05:26:09 PM
After sitting in front of a shrieking baby for over an hour this week, I'd definitely pick the baby.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Houdini on April 22, 2008, 08:22:29 PM
Babies suck.
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on April 22, 2008, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: samsam on April 22, 2008, 05:12:14 PM
(http://upload.tastyspoon.com/uploads/200406/bellybaby.jpg)
....oh god lolwut
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: Sam on April 23, 2008, 12:30:16 PM
Quote from: Houdini on April 22, 2008, 08:22:29 PM
Babies suck.

boobies
Title: Re: Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?
Post by: greg400 on April 23, 2008, 12:35:23 PM
Quote from: samsam on April 22, 2008, 05:12:14 PM
hey it's a hitmonlee idort