Poll
Question:
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Option 1: Baby
votes: 13
Option 2: Kitten
votes: 8
I'd definitely punch a baby. They're usually pretty disgusting and not really that cute... I'd still feel terrible, but kittens are just the cutest things ever.
I got two last weekend, by the way (kittens).
I'd definitely punch a baby over a kitten.
It would be my pleasure to give a baby a three piece combo.
I'd punch a kitten because they have 9 lives.
Definitely the baby.
I'd still feel a little guilty. A little. But definitely the baby. baddood;
Baby
I would hit both.......
A kitten. Less consequences, and babies actually mean something.
Do I have any prior beef with said baby? baddood;
I honestly couldn't hit either. But if I had to I'd pick, it'd be the kitten because animals don't have feelings.
Quote from: not famy on April 22, 2008, 07:08:29 AM
Do I have any prior beef with said baby? baddood;
I honestly couldn't hit either. But if I had to I'd pick, it'd be the kitten because animals don't have feelings.
They basically have the same feelings, the cat and baby both physically feel the pain, and the baby probably realizes just as little as the kitten what's going on to actually feel bad.
For me it would just be a matter of consequences, and if I left permanent scars on the baby, I'd feel pretty bad.
The kitten. Why would I punch a baby?
A baby. Kittens grow up into cats while babies grow up into humans which are ugly. also goblins :O
Wow this is out of character for Snorkel
Quote from: Selkie224 on April 22, 2008, 07:01:41 AM
A kitten. Less consequences, and babies actually mean something.
guys did you hear cats aren't real
Quote from: not famy on April 22, 2008, 07:08:29 AM
animals don't have feelings.
Please tell me you're joking.
Quote from: Nyerp on April 22, 2008, 07:18:22 AM
guys did you hear cats aren't real
They are real, but they will grow up to be useless cats that sit around the house doing nothing, contributing nothing, and just being fucking annoying and bitchy.
Whereas the person will actually maybe live a meaningful life.
Also, babies skulls are very soft, it is very possible you could do permanent damage and the person will go through life with a deformed face, like the fucking elephant man.
Quote from: Selkie224 on April 22, 2008, 07:21:29 AM
Also, babies skulls are very soft, it is very possible you could do permanent damage and the person will go through life with a deformed face, like the fucking elephant man.
Awesome.
Kittens aren't of my own species, and they are inferior and have no other purpose than being a "friend" to lonely bastards. I'd punch a kitten first, but don't get me wrong--I'd punch both things in a heartbeat, just the kitten first.
I like cats. :3
Quote from: Nyerp on April 22, 2008, 07:18:22 AM
Please tell me you're joking.
My pet fly has feelings for me.
Quote from: Selkie224 on April 22, 2008, 07:01:41 AM
A kitten. Less consequences, and babies actually mean something.
But babies are so ugly while kittens are so cute. :(
Quote from: Thief888 on April 22, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
But babies are so ugly while kittens are so cute. :(
Babies are cute too, in a disgusting-grubbish kind of way
Quote from: Thief888 on April 22, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
But babies are so ugly while kittens are so cute. :(
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2430500100_00b3ff7f87.jpg?v=0)
:(
Quote from: Bassir on April 22, 2008, 10:42:54 AM
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:(
Her shirt is stellar. spam;
Already that baby is at Burger King, there goes another future overweight female.
Quote from: Bassir on April 22, 2008, 10:42:54 AM
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:(
oh my god.
those are the cutest eyes ever.
I would rather punch a baby. Unlike people, animals don't betray you. I don't want to punch something that won't betray me for no reason.
Quote from: TERMINATOR X on April 22, 2008, 02:39:41 PM
those are the cutest eyes ever.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2430500100_00b3ff7f87_b.jpg)
Quote from: Socks on April 22, 2008, 02:36:40 PM
Already that baby is at Burger King, there goes another future overweight female.
a pediatrician knows how to raise his children we were just there because it was a service area
Quote from: Bassir on April 22, 2008, 08:08:37 AM
Kittens aren't of my own species
you mean arab right
I'd punch the baby. But if it wasn't already, I'd pinch it so somthing so it starts crying obnoxiously, then I'd be totally beyond ready to punch it. Or it's mother.
When kittens cry I just go "awwww"
(http://upload.tastyspoon.com/uploads/200406/bellybaby.jpg)
After sitting in front of a shrieking baby for over an hour this week, I'd definitely pick the baby.
Babies suck.
Quote from: samsam on April 22, 2008, 05:12:14 PM
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....oh god lolwut