Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?

[Snorkel]

I'd definitely punch a baby. They're usually pretty disgusting and not really that cute... I'd still feel terrible, but kittens are just the cutest things ever.

I got two last weekend, by the way (kittens).

[LCK]

I'd definitely punch a baby over a kitten.

[Socks]

It would be my pleasure to give a baby a three piece combo.

[me003]

I'd punch a kitten because they have 9 lives.

[Placebo Headwound]

Definitely the baby.

[Himu]

I'd still feel a little guilty. A little.  But definitely the baby.

[The artist formally known]

Baby

[Cookie]

I would hit both.......

[Selkie]

A kitten. Less consequences, and babies actually mean something.

[famy]

Do I have any prior beef with said baby? 


I honestly couldn't hit either. But if I had to I'd pick, it'd be the kitten because animals don't have feelings.

[Selkie]

Do I have any prior beef with said baby? 


I honestly couldn't hit either. But if I had to I'd pick, it'd be the kitten because animals don't have feelings.

They basically have the same feelings, the cat and baby both physically feel the pain, and the baby probably realizes just as little as the kitten what's going on to actually feel bad.

For me it would just be a matter of consequences, and if I left permanent scars on the baby, I'd feel pretty bad.

[The Speaker Of Words]

The kitten. Why would I punch a baby?

[Nyerp]

A baby. Kittens grow up into cats while babies grow up into humans which are ugly. also goblins

[Geno]

Wow this is out of character for Snorkel

[Nyerp]

A kitten. Less consequences, and babies actually mean something.

guys did you hear cats aren't real

animals don't have feelings.

Please tell me you're joking.