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Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?

Started by Snorkel, April 21, 2008, 10:00:07 PM

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Selkie

Quote from: Nyerp on April 22, 2008, 07:18:22 AM
guys did you hear cats aren't real


They are real, but they will grow up to be useless cats that sit around the house doing nothing, contributing nothing, and just being fucking annoying and bitchy.

Whereas the person will actually maybe live a meaningful life.

Also, babies skulls are very soft, it is very possible you could do permanent damage and the person will go through life with a deformed face, like the fucking elephant man.

Nyerp

Quote from: Selkie224 on April 22, 2008, 07:21:29 AM
Also, babies skulls are very soft, it is very possible you could do permanent damage and the person will go through life with a deformed face, like the fucking elephant man.


Awesome.

Feynman

Kittens aren't of my own species, and they are inferior and have no other purpose than being a "friend" to lonely bastards. I'd punch a kitten first, but don't get me wrong--I'd punch both things in a heartbeat, just the kitten first.

Pyrate


Socks


Placebo Headwound

Quote from: Selkie224 on April 22, 2008, 07:01:41 AM
A kitten. Less consequences, and babies actually mean something.
But babies are so ugly while kittens are so cute. :(

Selkie

Quote from: Thief888 on April 22, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
But babies are so ugly while kittens are so cute. :(


Babies are cute too, in a disgusting-grubbish kind of way


Himu


Socks

Already that baby is at Burger King, there goes another future overweight female.


Claquesous

I would rather punch a baby. Unlike people, animals don't betray you. I don't want to punch something that won't betray me for no reason.

Feynman

Quote from: TERMINATOR X on April 22, 2008, 02:39:41 PM
those are the cutest eyes ever.



Quote from: Socks on April 22, 2008, 02:36:40 PM
Already that baby is at Burger King, there goes another future overweight female.

a pediatrician knows how to raise his children we were just there because it was a service area

guff


Sam

I'd punch the baby. But if it wasn't already, I'd pinch it so somthing so it starts crying obnoxiously, then I'd be totally  beyond ready to punch it. Or it's mother.

When kittens cry I just go "awwww"
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