Would you sooner punch a baby or kitten in the face?

[Selkie]

guys did you hear cats aren't real

They are real, but they will grow up to be useless cats that sit around the house doing nothing, contributing nothing, and just being fucking annoying and bitchy.

Whereas the person will actually maybe live a meaningful life.

Also, babies skulls are very soft, it is very possible you could do permanent damage and the person will go through life with a deformed face, like the fucking elephant man.

[Nyerp]

Also, babies skulls are very soft, it is very possible you could do permanent damage and the person will go through life with a deformed face, like the fucking elephant man.

Awesome.

[Feynman]

Kittens aren't of my own species, and they are inferior and have no other purpose than being a "friend" to lonely bastards. I'd punch a kitten first, but don't get me wrong--I'd punch both things in a heartbeat, just the kitten first.

[Pyrate]

I like cats.

[Socks]

Please tell me you're joking.

My pet fly has feelings for me.

[Placebo Headwound]

A kitten. Less consequences, and babies actually mean something.

But babies are so ugly while kittens are so cute.

[Selkie]

But babies are so ugly while kittens are so cute.

Babies are cute too, in a disgusting-grubbish kind of way

[Feynman]

But babies are so ugly while kittens are so cute.

[Himu]

Her shirt is stellar.

[Socks]

Already that baby is at Burger King, there goes another future overweight female.

[Full Metal Ryder]

oh my god.

those are the cutest eyes ever.

[Claquesous]

I would rather punch a baby. Unlike people, animals don't betray you. I don't want to punch something that won't betray me for no reason.

[Feynman]

those are the cutest eyes ever.

Already that baby is at Burger King, there goes another future overweight female.

a pediatrician knows how to raise his children we were just there because it was a service area

[guff]

Kittens aren't of my own species

you mean arab right

[Sam]

I'd punch the baby. But if it wasn't already, I'd pinch it so somthing so it starts crying obnoxiously, then I'd be totally  beyond ready to punch it. Or it's mother.

When kittens cry I just go "awwww"