Poll
Question:
Are Girl/Boy-Friends Necessary?
Option 1: Yes.
Option 2: No
Due to the general state of our membership I realize this topic only applies to a few here but anyway, lets share. Hmmââ,¬Â¦ I guess the most interesting thing that I can think of with regards to this topic has to be forgetting the birthday of the girlfriend I had at the time, Diane. She calls and for some reason I cannot really recall I was so relaxed at that moment that I did not notice nor care that the girl I was at that moment with answered. Needles to say the rest was pretty funny; yes I tried to come up with an excuse as to why screwing with a different girl on your GF's birthday should be understandable.
It did not work.
look at like my first 300 posts lolol
Oh I lol'd.
I've got nothing though.
Third wheel sucks. Ask his girl if she has a sister.
Quote from: steal on March 18, 2008, 10:36:23 AM
um on saturday i was hanging out with my friend and his girlfriend and they were like "where's your woman" and i was like ":(" and they were like "what kind of woman would be into you anyways" and we couldn't come up with anything and i was like ":("
lol :(
Go to a concert and find one.
I think Socks' story is the best.
Quote from: Socks on March 18, 2008, 10:04:20 AM
Needles to say
Ha hajdkhdkj.
Alright, so one day when I was still with Jennifer, (no not bluaki baddood; ) we took a walk to the park together. As we were strolling down the path another couple (around their late twenties) came sprinting towards us full throttle. For some reason they did not see us (well they did have these huge aviator sunglasses, but still) and crashed into us; the lady into me, and the man into Jen. One of her boobs slammed onto my lips, leaving this wet ring on her shirt. I didn't know whether to be embarrassed or to laugh when the couple stormed off without even an apology. Jen unfortunately noticed the wet ring on the lady's shirt, and wouldn't let me hear the end of it for the next week or so.
Anti-Socialite here.
Quote from: Rycerz on March 18, 2008, 10:57:34 AM
Ha hajdkhdkj.
Alright, so one day when I was still with Jennifer, (no not bluaki baddood; ) we took a walk to the park together. As we were strolling down the path another couple (around their late twenties) came sprinting towards us full throttle. For some reason they did not see us (well they did have these huge aviator sunglasses, but still) and crashed into us; the lady into me, and the man into Jen. One of her boobs slammed onto my lips, leaving this wet ring on her shirt. I didn't know whether to be embarrassed or to laugh when the couple stormed off without even an apology. Jen unfortunately noticed the wet ring on the lady's shirt, and wouldn't let me hear the end of it for the next week or so.
Why do I feel that you're lying? befuddlement
Quote from: ME86 on March 18, 2008, 11:25:42 AM
Why do I feel that you're lying? befuddlement
Because you're paranoid? doodthing;
i turned lesbian
Quote from: JMV on March 18, 2008, 12:00:49 PM
Shit..
I bet she would be willing to have a threesome now JMV
Quote from: Genocyde on March 18, 2008, 12:02:04 PM
I bet she would be willing to have a threesome now JMV
Shut the fuck up.
Quote from: Genocyde on March 18, 2008, 12:06:19 PM
You're no fun anymore clucky.
ino
this is why jmv likes me :(
that would mean jmv doesn't like fun befuddlement
Quote from: Rycerz on March 18, 2008, 12:09:38 PM
that would mean jmv doesn't like fun befuddlement
do you think this thing : (http://boyah.net/JMV290/cluckyavi/avi.php)
looks like it loves to have fun? powerofone;
clucky i saw the picture of me eating banana
it looks fun
Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 18, 2008, 12:12:17 PM
do you think this thing : (http://boyah.net/JMV290/cluckyavi/avi.php)
looks like it loves to have fun? powerofone;
No.
Quote from: JMV on March 18, 2008, 12:13:00 PM
clucky i saw the picture of me eating banana
it looks fun
banana eating is only fun to me83 or felt
maybe V too
Not completely necessary, but nice to have if I ever meet somebody who's enough of a match.
Quote from: ME86 on March 18, 2008, 12:09:41 PM
Bluaki will be pleased. baddood;
why would I be?
Quote from: bluaki on March 18, 2008, 12:21:10 PM
Not completely necessary, but nice to have if I ever meet somebody who's enough of a match.
You're too picky to make that possible
They're necessary later on, unless you want to live alone or with 90 cats like Bluaki.
However, anyone under 15 doesn't need a girl/boyfriend. doodthing;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 18, 2008, 12:27:28 PM
You're too picky to make that possible
I know, but I guess I am also far too picky. >.<
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on March 18, 2008, 12:27:41 PM
unless you want to live alone or with 90 cats like Bluaki.
I don't want any more than two cats, probably just one.
Quote from: bluaki on March 18, 2008, 12:43:53 PM
I don't want any more than two cats, probably just one.
i was j/k lol
one time this hoe reached down my pants while her parents were there
they saw and didn't care
i was kind of confused and disturbed so i didn't really talk to her anymore
My girlfriend dumped me, and in the same day asked 2 guys out.
I called her a slut, and she cried. doodella;
I tried to comprehend that post but couldn't.
You've outdone Reaper and XXXHauntedHouse.
Fat people like me can't get anyone, so I wouldn't know. :(
I don't really have any particularly interesting stories or crazy adventures or mishaps to speak of.
It was pretty funny when Chelsea called me when she was a bit loopy on pina coladas though. doodella;
also, i've never had a girlfriend
or boyfriend
or even came close
I went to a party at my friend's house, and met my girlfriend there. She gave me a handjob on my friend's dad's bed, and on the living room couch under a blanket while there were other people in the room. Then, I took her back to my house, she gave me a handjob while I was lying on my bed. Then about an hour later she gave me a blowjob while I was sitting on my computer chair. 12 hour span. baddood;
Then about a week later I dumped her because I met up with another girl who lived closer to me. Then that girl dumped me. :(
oh well im a jackass
Quote from: Silent Memory on March 18, 2008, 01:48:55 PM
Fat people like me can't get anyone, so I wouldn't know. :(
:(
Quote from: ME86 on March 18, 2008, 01:59:29 PM
:(
Wanna break out the cookie-dough ice cream and talk about our feelings? :(
Quote from: Silent Memory on March 18, 2008, 02:01:00 PM
Wanna break out the cookie-dough ice cream and talk about our feelings? :(
Oh God yes, and that's my favourite ice cream too.
I've had two, and this one I don't foresee leaving for quite a long time.
I can't think of anything particularly funny that's happened regarding us.
Quote from: ME86 on March 18, 2008, 02:02:39 PM
Oh God yes, and that's my favourite ice cream too.
Ok. I'll meet you at your house in about 15 minutes.
A few months ago I hit a houseparty that one of my girlfriend's friends was hosting. The place was so trashy and dark and there were glowstick innards all over the place. Anyhow, it was about one in the morning when the police showed up, so obviously everyone in the place started bolting for the back door. I grabbed my girlfriend's hand and we were one of the first out. We somehow made it into a neigbor's yard and crashed behind a few evergreen bushes with a few other escapees. So, long story short, the girl I grabbed from the house wasn't really my girlfriend, just someone with the same colored hair. My own girlfriend saw me run out with the random girl and, obviously, I never heard the end of it, despite her and I being.......incapacitated at the time.
Quote from: Boognish on March 18, 2008, 02:30:23 PM
A few months ago I hit a houseparty that one of my girlfriend's friends was hosting. The place was so trashy and dark and there were glowstick innards all over the place. Anyhow, it was about one in the morning when the police showed up, so obviously everyone in the place started bolting for the back door. I grabbed my girlfriend's hand and we were one of the first out. We somehow made it into a neigbor's yard and crashed behind a few evergreen bushes with a few other escapees. So, long story short, the girl I grabbed from the house wasn't really my girlfriend, just someone with the same colored hair. My own girlfriend saw me run out with the random girl and, obviously, I never heard the end of it, despite her and I being.......incapacitated at the time.
Excellent move.
Quote from: Boognish on March 18, 2008, 02:30:23 PM
A few months ago I hit a houseparty that one of my girlfriend's friends was hosting. The place was so trashy and dark and there were glowstick innards all over the place. Anyhow, it was about one in the morning when the police showed up, so obviously everyone in the place started bolting for the back door. I grabbed my girlfriend's hand and we were one of the first out. We somehow made it into a neigbor's yard and crashed behind a few evergreen bushes with a few other escapees. So, long story short, the girl I grabbed from the house wasn't really my girlfriend, just someone with the same colored hair. My own girlfriend saw me run out with the random girl and, obviously, I never heard the end of it, despite her and I being.......incapacitated at the time.
That is what you call smooth.
The last "Girlfriend" i had was in 7th grade. How lame is that?
Funny though, I almost asked out the same girl but she doesn't like me because I'm not good at grinding :(
Quote from: lukas on March 18, 2008, 06:28:49 PM
I almost asked out the same girl but she doesn't like me because I'm not good at grinding
Wow. Bitches these days.
I know.
Well, her ass was way too big anyway baddood;
never had one and i don't think i ever will spam;
Been with my girlfriend for 2 months 1 week to the day.
Don't really have any funny story in particular to talk of though. :(
yo socks new girl is looking good thumbup;
Maybe if you woke up on time I'd hear about her.
Quote from: steal on March 18, 2008, 10:48:33 AM
babes never go to metal shows without boyfriends
oh god its so true
Quote from: steal on March 18, 2008, 10:48:33 AM
babes never go to metal shows without boyfriends
The "babes" at metal shows are also ugly as hell. I don't think I've ever popped a stiffie at a metal show.
I don't wanna sound like I'm trying to get pity or anything, because I'm really not and I really don't care, but in every "interesting" story (like you guys are telling) that has happened to me, I've been the victim.
Quote from: Houdini on March 23, 2008, 10:54:35 AM
popped a stiffie
oh god why have I never heard this before?
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 12:28:23 PM
I don't wanna sound like I'm trying to get pity or anything, because I'm really not and I really don't care, but in every "interesting" story (like you guys are telling) that has happened to me, I've been the victim.
Post 'em anyway. I always like a good laugh.
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 12:28:23 PM
oh god why have I never heard this before?
Because you don't get out enough?
Quote from: Houdini on March 23, 2008, 12:32:37 PM
Post 'em anyway. I always like a good laugh.
Because you don't get out enough?
probably
The worst story is probably the time I went to hang out with my best friend (she lived like 3 houses down, and we would always just show up) --this is when I was a freshman by the way-, and my "boyfriend" answered the door wasted and at first kinda tried to cover it up really stupidly saying something like "oh, we were waiting for you", but then just dumped me. Fucking douchebag.
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 12:41:35 PM
probably
The worst story is probably the time I went to hang out with my best friend (she lived like 3 houses down, and we would always just show up) --this is when I was a freshman by the way-, and my "boyfriend" answered the door wasted and at first kinda tried to cover it up really stupidly saying something like "oh, we were waiting for you", but then just dumped me. Fucking douchebag.
Ha ha, nice. Tell another once.
Quote from: ME86 on March 18, 2008, 11:25:42 AM
Why do I feel that you're lying? befuddlement
Because that was bullshit.
Quote from: Houdini on March 23, 2008, 12:44:20 PM
Ha ha, nice. Tell another once.
I'm so glad you enjoy this stuff. >.>
With the other onemy best friend (a different one this time) came up to me and said my boyfriend was hitting on her. So I kind of jokingly asked if he was or not, because I was curious but I didn't wanna sound like I was accusing him. He said yes though, and his excuse was that he flirts with everyone, and can't help it, but he really did care for me and not for them. So I told him I was fine with it... which was a lie, but I figured I could suck it up cause it really wasn't that big of a deal.
Anyway, about a week later my best friend told me about how they made out at a party, and she was like begging for my forgiveness. He duimped me and they started going out, and I pretended to be okay with it. They only lasted 2 weeks anyway.
That relationship was barely a month long though, so in the long run it really didn't affect me all too much emotionally.
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 01:16:48 PM
I'm so glad you enjoy this stuff. >.>
With the other onemy best friend (a different one this time) came up to me and said my boyfriend was hitting on her. So I kind of jokingly asked if he was or not, because I was curious but I didn't wanna sound like I was accusing him. He said yes though, and his excuse was that he flirts with everyone, and can't help it, but he really did care for me and not for them. So I told him I was fine with it... which was a lie, but I figured I could suck it up cause it really wasn't that big of a deal.
Anyway, about a week later my best friend told me about how they made out at a party, and she was like begging for my forgiveness. He duimped me and they started going out, and I pretended to be okay with it. They only lasted 2 weeks anyway.
That relationship was barely a month long though, so in the long run it really didn't affect me all too much emotionally.
HAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA MORE MORE MORE
Quote from: Houdini on March 23, 2008, 01:20:45 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA MORE MORE MORE
Those were the only two interesting ones, unless you want me to throw in that super long online relationship I had. Then again, I assume the mention of "online relationship" is enough to make half of you chuckle.
I've had a good share of stalker-like figures in my life recently, both on and offline. Wanna hear any of those stories?
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 01:29:52 PM
Those were the only two interesting ones, unless you want me to throw in that super long online relationship I had. Then again, I assume the mention of "online relationship" is enough to make half of you chuckle.
I've had a good share of stalker-like figures in my life recently, both on and offline. Wanna hear any of those stories?
Yes, but first tell me about the super long online relationship.
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 01:29:52 PM
Then again, I assume the mention of "online relationship" is enough to make half of you chuckle.
Not me... I don't have anything against online relationships.
Though I do have a problem with the way a few people take them.
Quote from: Houdini on March 23, 2008, 01:35:42 PM
Yes, but first tell me about the super long online relationship.
I dated a guy online for about a year. We tried to get together many many times but, being on entirely opposite ends of the country, we never actually did becase of a lack of money, time, etc. We finally just gave up and decided to date other people. He started to date again, and I haven't since.
Older NSiders probably remember him.
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 01:41:51 PM
I dated a guy online for about a year. We tried to get together many many times but, being on entirely opposite ends of the country, we never actually did becase of a lack of money, time, etc. We finally just gave up and decided to date other people. He started to date again, and I haven't since.
Older NSiders probably remember him.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH GOD
Quote from: Houdini on March 23, 2008, 01:42:25 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH GOD
Okay, I'm done with story time. >.>
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 01:46:41 PM
Okay, I'm done with story time. >.>
No, I want to hear about the stalkers.
Quote from: Houdini on March 23, 2008, 01:52:18 PM
No, I want to hear about the stalkers.
There's this one kid wo I went to prom with last year (he was a senior and I was a sophomore), but I was really only going with him because he offered to pay my ticket, $80, and he seemed really desperate and I felt bad. Plus I figured at least the after party would be fun, as long as I didn't even accidentally do anything with him. (Because quite honestly, he had always creeped me out and I didn't even want to pose with him for prom pictures).
Anyway, he went off to college and we didn't talk for awhile and such. All was well. Then for valentines day, I got a package in the mail from him. It was a really nice, large box of chocolates and the note. I ate the chocolates that dat and I actually have the note right here, it says:
"Sam,
Hey. How have you been lately? College life here is well. I miss the fun times we've had. We should hang out sometime. I think you're AWESOME. I'm sorry your Valentine's day wasn't AWESOME. I hope this box of chocolates will make you feel better. *picture of zelda heart missing 25%*
P.S. I am using this extremely girly stationary because my Nintendo stationary ran out."
So apparently he thought he could get to me by using zelda. He seems to have overlooked the fact that it's the only thing we have in common.
All I said in response to that was "Thanks" via facebook. I blocked him on aim because he was annoying, but he was talking to my friend telling her how he really wanted to ask me out. I told her to tell him no, but she felt bad, so I had to tell him no myself.
He showed up at my house the next day. I told him I was about to go out, so he left. Two days later, he showed up again, I told my mom to tell him I was out. He left.
Since then I saw him twice, and we ignored eachother. It was awkward.
...The end.
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 01:41:51 PM
I dated a guy online for about a year. We tried to get together many many times but, being on entirely opposite ends of the country, we never actually did becase of a lack of money, time, etc. We finally just gave up and decided to date other people. He started to date again, and I haven't since.
Older NSiders probably remember him.
Water2 and duh caaaaave.
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 02:11:30 PM
There's this one kid wo I went to prom with last year (he was a senior and I was a sophomore), but I was really only going with him because he offered to pay my ticket, $80, and he seemed really desperate and I felt bad. Plus I figured at least the after party would be fun, as long as I didn't even accidentally do anything with him. (Because quite honestly, he had always creeped me out and I didn't even want to pose with him for prom pictures).
Anyway, he went off to college and we didn't talk for awhile and such. All was well. Then for valentines day, I got a package in the mail from him. It was a really nice, large box of chocolates and the note. I ate the chocolates that dat and I actually have the note right here, it says:
"Sam,
Hey. How have you been lately? College life here is well. I miss the fun times we've had. We should hang out sometime. I think you're AWESOME. I'm sorry your Valentine's day wasn't AWESOME. I hope this box of chocolates will make you feel better. *picture of zelda heart missing 25%*
P.S. I am using this extremely girly stationary because my Nintendo stationary ran out."
So apparently he thought he could get to me by using zelda. He seems to have overlooked the fact that it's the only thing we have in common.
All I said in response to that was "Thanks" via facebook. I blocked him on aim because he was annoying, but he was talking to my friend telling her how he really wanted to ask me out. I told her to tell him no, but she felt bad, so I had to tell him no myself.
He showed up at my house the next day. I told him I was about to go out, so he left. Two days later, he showed up again, I told my mom to tell him I was out. He left.
Since then I saw him twice, and we ignored eachother. It was awkward.
...The end.
Moral of the story: Proms are for arson and target practice.
Damn, Sam owned this thread.
Quote from: Socks on March 23, 2008, 05:35:52 PM
Damn, Sam owned this thread.
Man, I hate it when people are more pathetic than me. :'(
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 23, 2008, 05:39:14 PM
Man, I hate it when people are more pathetic than me.
Oh I know *Tear*.
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 23, 2008, 05:39:14 PM
Man, I hate it when people are more pathetic than me. :'(
Psh, I'm not pathetic.
Quote from: Houdini on March 23, 2008, 02:43:19 PM
Moral of the story: Proms are for arson and target practice.
Hay Houdini, will you go to prom wif me pretty please? :(
I'm too ugly to get a girlfriend :(
Quote from: w00terz on March 23, 2008, 06:10:32 PM
I'm too ugly to get a girlfriend
There's always an equally "ugly" partner, I've seen it happen.
Quote from: w00terz on March 23, 2008, 06:10:32 PM
I'm too ugly to get a girlfriend :(
"Ugly" people seem to find "ugly" people. There is no point in saying "I'm ugly" unless you have some severe disease that causes your outward appearance to be distorted or malformed.
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 06:09:59 PM
Hay Houdini, will you go to prom wif me pretty please? :(
Sure, I'll just walk from here to Connecticut.
Quote from: Houdini on March 23, 2008, 06:16:22 PM
Sure, I'll just walk from here to Connecticut.
Goodly, by the time you get here it'll be prom 2009.
Which is good because I can't afford prom this year anyway.
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 06:20:21 PM
Goodly, by the time you get here it'll be prom 2009.
Which is good because I can't afford prom this year anyway.
They make you pay to get in?
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 06:25:44 PM
$80
Jesus. Why would anyone pay eighty bucks to go to a prom?
Quote from: Houdini on March 23, 2008, 06:27:20 PM
Jesus. Why would anyone pay eighty bucks to go to a prom?
My date paid for me last year. <3
I actually think it was just that much becasue nobody paid their class dues. I'm guilty of that as well, I haven't paid them for two years, so I owe $50 (and I know I'll probably pay it all next year, so $75).
But it's basically WAY dependent on how much fundraising our class does. And usually we do shit.
I once got the shits in a car ride with my ex girlfriend lol
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 06:29:12 PM
My date paid for me last year. <3
I actually think it was just that much becasue nobody paid their class dues. I'm guilty of that as well, I haven't paid them for two years, so I owe $50 (and I know I'll probably pay it all next year, so $75).
But it's basically WAY dependent on how much fundraising our class does. And usually we do shit.
I can understand the fundraising thing, but what I really don't get is why people still go to the prom. There are way cheaper ways to get laid.
Quote from: Houdini on March 23, 2008, 06:31:37 PM
I can understand the fundraising thing, but what I really don't get is why people still go to the prom. There are way cheaper ways to get laid.
waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait
prom = sex?
I just thought it was a boring fancy piece of shit. mine wasn't even fun because there was no drinking. I am glad it didn't = sex though.
Quote from: C Mongler on March 23, 2008, 06:31:34 PM
I once got the shits in a car ride with my ex girlfriend lol
oh silly danny I <3 you
go to otakon please. :3
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 06:39:22 PM
prom = sex?
What, what school do you go to? For senior and most junior proms this is the case at the after-party.
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 06:39:22 PM
waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait
prom = sex?
I just thought it was a boring fancy piece of shit. mine wasn't even fun because there was no drinking. I am glad it didn't = sex though.
It seems like guys tend to think that taking a girl to the prom will somehow get them laid. I've never been to a prom, I wouldn't know.
Quote from: samsam on March 23, 2008, 06:39:52 PM
oh silly danny I <3 you
go to otakon please. :3
only if u give me ur underware doodthing;
Quote from: C Mongler on March 23, 2008, 08:54:51 PM
only if u give me ur underware doodthing;
...uh, I dunno why you'd want my undies, but sure...
just go to otakon. :|