Girlfriend/Boyfriend Story

[Socks]

Due to the general state of our membership I realize this topic only applies to a few here but anyway, lets share. Hmmââ,¬Â¦ I guess the most interesting thing that I can think of with regards to this topic has to be forgetting the birthday of the girlfriend I had at the time, Diane. She calls and for some reason I cannot really recall I was so relaxed at that moment that I did not notice nor care that the girl I was at that moment with answered. Needles to say the rest was pretty funny; yes I tried to come up with an excuse as to why screwing with a different girl on your GF's birthday should be understandable.

It did not work.

[C.Mongler]

look at like my first 300 posts lolol

[ME##]

Oh I lol'd.


I've got nothing though.

[Socks]

Third wheel sucks. Ask his girl if she has a sister.

[Daddy]

um on saturday i was hanging out with my friend and his girlfriend and they were like "where's your woman" and i was like "" and they were like "what kind of woman would be into you anyways" and we couldn't come up with anything and i was like ""


lol

Go to a concert and find one.

[rreeppttaarr]

I think Socks' story is the best.

[Knig]

Needles to say

Ha hajdkhdkj.

Alright, so one day when I was still with Jennifer, (no not bluaki   ) we took a walk to the park together. As we were strolling down the path another couple (around their late twenties) came sprinting towards us full throttle. For some reason they did not see us (well they did have these huge aviator sunglasses, but still) and crashed into us; the lady into me, and the man into Jen. One of her boobs slammed onto my lips, leaving this wet ring on her shirt. I didn't know whether to be embarrassed or to laugh when the couple stormed off without even an apology. Jen unfortunately noticed the wet ring on the lady's shirt, and wouldn't let me hear the end of it for the next week or so.

[Nyerp]

Anti-Socialite here.

[ME##]

Ha hajdkhdkj.

Alright, so one day when I was still with Jennifer, (no not bluaki  ) we took a walk to the park together. As we were strolling down the path another couple (around their late twenties) came sprinting towards us full throttle. For some reason they did not see us (well they did have these huge aviator sunglasses, but still) and crashed into us; the lady into me, and the man into Jen. One of her boobs slammed onto my lips, leaving this wet ring on her shirt. I didn't know whether to be embarrassed or to laugh when the couple stormed off without even an apology. Jen unfortunately noticed the wet ring on the lady's shirt, and wouldn't let me hear the end of it for the next week or so.

Why do I feel that you're lying? 

[Knig]

Why do I feel that you're lying? 

Because you're paranoid? 

[superclucky]

i turned lesbian

[Daddy]

i turned lesbian

Shit..

[Geno]

Shit..

I bet she would be willing to have a threesome now JMV

[superclucky]

I bet she would be willing to have a threesome now JMV

Shut the fuck up.

[Geno]

Shut the fuck up.

You're no fun anymore clucky.